Fartmaxxing to annoy female coworker.
So, about two weeks ago, I was assigned a project for work, and my partner was a foid. She is just genuinely incompetent and annoying. Literally, all she did was complain, whine, and ask me what to do. She asks me what she should do several times a day, and when I explain it to her, she doesn't even do it. She would also whine about the most minuscule things and constantly complain about me and everything around her.
Eventually, I got tired of it and decided to fartmaxx today. I'm lactose intolerant, so it makes this better. My plan was to basically eat the worst food for my stomach to digest, hold in the shit, and release the farts when I was around her. For backup, if she ever complained about my farting to my manager, I would spray cologne in the area so when she and my manager came back, it would neutralize the smell enough to the point that the manager wouldn't give a fuck. Nobody other than her and I could smell it because we sat at the corner of the office almost all the end at the end, Last night, for dinner, I ate curry from my favorite Indian restaurant. I had beans on toast, milk, yogurt, sliced bananas, and coffee this morning. For lunch today, I had a black bean burrito with whole-grain tortillas, guacamole, and salsa with steamed Brussels sprouts and sweet potato fries on the side, and for dessert, I had more bananas. Time for plan execution. When we had to work together, I just farted as much as I could and tried my best to hold back my shit. Throughout the entire day, she would be a bitch about it and constantly complain about the farting, and she even complained to my manager countless times, but each time, I would just spray cologne on the places that I farted to neutralize the smell a bit so it would be bearable so my manager literally didn't give a shit and told her to get back to work every time. She even had a mini-meltdown twice, once before me and the other time in front of the manager. She complained so many times, to the point her pay was lowered because of unproductivity, and also the fact that I finally fought back and calmly explained how unproductive she was. Nothing better than lowering a foid's pay in a tech job.
I won. I'm the real winner of this battle. I'm off to dinner in about an hour or two. Should I keep this farting streak up, or should I give her mercy?
(This plan was inspired by the stenchmaxxing thread I saw about a month ago, back when I was still a lurker and hadn't created my account yet.)
So, about two weeks ago, I was assigned a project for work, and my partner was a foid. She is just genuinely incompetent and annoying. Literally, all she did was complain, whine, and ask me what to do. She asks me what she should do several times a day, and when I explain it to her, she doesn't even do it. She would also whine about the most minuscule things and constantly complain about me and everything around her.
Eventually, I got tired of it and decided to fartmaxx today. I'm lactose intolerant, so it makes this better. My plan was to basically eat the worst food for my stomach to digest, hold in the shit, and release the farts when I was around her. For backup, if she ever complained about my farting to my manager, I would spray cologne in the area so when she and my manager came back, it would neutralize the smell enough to the point that the manager wouldn't give a fuck. Nobody other than her and I could smell it because we sat at the corner of the office almost all the end at the end, Last night, for dinner, I ate curry from my favorite Indian restaurant. I had beans on toast, milk, yogurt, sliced bananas, and coffee this morning. For lunch today, I had a black bean burrito with whole-grain tortillas, guacamole, and salsa with steamed Brussels sprouts and sweet potato fries on the side, and for dessert, I had more bananas. Time for plan execution. When we had to work together, I just farted as much as I could and tried my best to hold back my shit. Throughout the entire day, she would be a bitch about it and constantly complain about the farting, and she even complained to my manager countless times, but each time, I would just spray cologne on the places that I farted to neutralize the smell a bit so it would be bearable so my manager literally didn't give a shit and told her to get back to work every time. She even had a mini-meltdown twice, once before me and the other time in front of the manager. She complained so many times, to the point her pay was lowered because of unproductivity, and also the fact that I finally fought back and calmly explained how unproductive she was. Nothing better than lowering a foid's pay in a tech job.
I won. I'm the real winner of this battle. I'm off to dinner in about an hour or two. Should I keep this farting streak up, or should I give her mercy?
(This plan was inspired by the stenchmaxxing thread I saw about a month ago, back when I was still a lurker and hadn't created my account yet.)
