I've been thinking for a while, and came to the conclusion that i can't be the only one who's participiating in the noble art of farting in front on femoids while exiting public transport. If you haven't tried this yet, i strongly recommend it. the key is to learn how to fart silently and with precision, so they will not smell anything before you've made your way out of the bus. choose a diet suitable for the mission to produce the heaviest fallouts possible. another pro tip is to exit through back doors so you have higher opportunity to land a fart directly in the faces of toilets who're sitting next to the exit. It fucking makes my day even though i do not get to see their reactions. because i know that that they will be smelling the aroma of my excrements either fucking way , i dont need to bear witness to that. I wanted to go do some farting today , but then i remembered its weekend and the sheep will not be crowding the bus. have to wait until monday. fuck! fellow fartsters can recommend a decent alternative farting location to cause mischief and mayhem.
