When you're alone and lonely as I am you just think of the infinite possibilities of women you might date that you never thought you would have ever before, what if a woman has no arms? What if she has no arms and legs at all but the rest of her looks fine? You think to yourself such an arrangement would be better than just a fleshlight or blow up doll, so why not? You have nothing to lose experimenting, you already have no pride, self worth, or self respect, so really, what do you have to lose?
Who knows, maybe there is an arm less or leg less woman out there waiting for me somewhere. It's some kind of happy ending other than a fleshlight or blow up doll anyways, I'll take it.
It could be other freak manifestations as well, maybe she has no nose, no ears, or no tongue. Again, you just got to weigh the pros and cons of it all. If she had no tongue she couldn't nag you to death, no ears and she couldn't hear half the shit you're saying, and as for no nose, well, she couldn't complain about the after effects of Taco Tuesday. I for one try to find a silver lining in everything, I just need something to fill up this constant emptiness I feel.