Family holidays? How to deal with being shunned/mogged by your relatives?

[anon_899]

I will need to go to a christmas BBQ my family is setting up. Both my uncles are chadlites. Me and a cousin used to be buddies as kids, at least until I moved out of town, and he grew up to be a full blown chad, 6'2" white chad face, while I'm a 5'8" king of manlets. I'm 20 and he's 18. My other cousin is 13 year old and is 6' tall already. They're all white, except me because mom is a coal burning whore who fucking hates me, one day I'll make a thread telling the whole story about her.

So going there will be basically "you still have no gf? your chad cousin lost his virginity at 14, you're still a virgin? LOL at this fat manlet virgin", it is like this every year, while I lost some weight, I'm still a virgin manlet.

To be honest, I don't want to face this again, my mother will make me go anyway, so I'm here asking for any advice, the best course of action will be staying at home LDAR, instead of travelling for 3 hours so I can get shunned and mogged, but I can't because only mom husband will be at home, and me and him already fought twice, I don't want to risk killing this guy out of anger or even getting killed.

So, what to do?

 

[Harvey_Weinstein_Hero]

"Harvey why don't you have a GF yet to bring to Christmas?"

"Because women are vile, shallow, heartless creatures"

Usually shuts them up

 

[anon_899]

"Harvey why don't you have a GF yet to bring to Christmas?"

"Because women are vile, shallow, heartless creatures"

Usually shuts them up

and then they will proceed to call me a angry virgin and getting even more fuel for their bullying, and if I go, I have no way out of there

 

[Deleted member 2119]

Some options :
1.Don't give a fuck about them and don't think about it. And practice some monotonous sentences that you can say if somebody asks you a stupid question. (Example : I haven't found the right one yet).

2.Pretend to have a headache, abdominal cramps or to be sick then you can just LDAR in your bed. Then sleep so that

3. All of them rejected me but I'll try it until it works --> They can't play the guilt game and it indicates that the issue will be solved in the future

4.Spend the day somewhere else (Depends on your age)

5 Say that you have to study (Depends on your education)


I just choose option 1 because I'm good at pretending to not give a fuck

 

[shadowninya]

"Harvey why don't you have a GF yet to bring to Christmas?"

"Because women are vile, shallow, heartless creatures"

Usually shuts them up

That sounds aspie as fuck. They will probably laugh at you and at the same time pity you

 

[Harvey_Weinstein_Hero]

That sounds aspie as fuck. They will probably laugh at you and at the same time pity you

At lest they will feel something toward me  :huh: