Faking GF stories

[4700euros]

Can you share your moments when you decided to tell a fake storie about a GF because you couldn't tell the true ?

Once in a bar everyone started to talk about how they ended their last relationship.

They spoke one by one and I was the last one in the row...so in a instant I told "i need to talk with my mom, it's urgent".

It was the most stupid solution and I walked away.

 

[TomathonClancy]

I never even bothered doing that, they’d see through my bluff

 

[Ghost]

I did. One time I did homework with a female it was just me and her. No sex happened in real story...

But I made up a story based on that where me and her had sex in her dorm cuz she helped me sneak in... And how she loved it cuz I somehow did a better job than her jerk boyfriend... LMAO

 

[Anonymous MG]

I did. One time I did homework with a female it was just me and her. No sex happened in real story...

But I made up a story based on that where me and her had sex in her dorm cuz she helped me sneak in... And how she loved it cuz I somehow did a better job than her jerk boyfriend... LMAO

Sounds like if it reached her you'd instantly be exposed, it's better to use vague instances to prove yourself.

 

[Ghost]

Sounds like if it reached her you'd instantly be exposed, it's better to use vague instances to prove yourself.

It never will. Happened back in the year 2000. I'm 35 now. We're in completely different worlds now... She's probably married with teenage kids now.

 

[Nakuro]

I met her at a game, then i travel to her country for met her in person, and then we married

 

[GreenBull]

When I was about to start, a Chad said "even you have a girlfriend now" and everybody started laughing. I can't even lie.

 

[DyingInside]

Luckily I haven't been in a situation like that, but if I ever was in it I don't know what I would do. I'm bad at telling lies

 

[IsolationHurts]

Had to once. I made up a story in which i met a girl in the library, we ended up being a couple, fucked in the bathroom of the library sometimes and finally broke after some weeks. That was supposed to be the way i lost my virginity. Nobody believed that shiet A foid even asked if i was making it up. I felt humilliated. Also, everyone had lost it ages ago but me, of course.

I'm bad at telling lies

Im terrible at it. Im too fucking aspie i think

 

[kappo0]

its oblivius am a vigin

 

[TeriakiBattleboy]

I met her at a game, then i travel to her country for met her in person, and then we married

Grade A lie right there. But lie avoids degeneracy, good job.

 

[Evildoer]

Stacy in school once asked me in front of all classmates do i have a gf, so i had to lie that i did, but we broke for some reason. There's nothing more to tell, she asked about her name, hair/eye color and asked to show her photo. I told black hair blue eyes, her name was Christina (first name which came to my mind at that moment) and that i removed all her photos after we broke up. She believed me, and i had no more questions further about that from her/anybody else.

 

[tiredofthisshit]

Yes. It came out but she wasn't mad. I had a long primary school crush on her which everyone back then knew about anyways. I told everyone I was with her and they asked her someday she was like no. Lucky enough everyone just forgot about it. I ignored her on social media after and we never met/spoke again.

 

[Jockcel]

I am too high inhib to go to bars, parties and night clubs, not to mention I have no friends.

 

[Nakuro]

Grade A lie right there. But lie avoids degeneracy, good job.

I was lazy About details but that history it's true

 

[_wifebeater_]

I avoid situations like that. LDAR ftw

 

[JdawgYUNGmoney]

I once told a friend friend that I had a girlfriend from the next town over. It was a mistake because he started asking around for the name I gave and he found out she didn't exist. Suicidefuel

 

[BabyFacedIncel]

When I was 12 I told my friend I had like 10 girlfriends. He called my bluff one day and said well show me one then!! Lets go to her house right now! I said okay FINE. So we rode our bikes for a few blocks and I looked for a house that had no cars parked infront of it. Knowing probably, no one would answer and I could say "Oh... No ones there" Which is just what I did. knocked on the door and god hoped nobody would answer. Thankfully no one did.

So we left and he was unsure/confused. But that was really dumb, and being 12 year old dumbass.

 

[NekoStance]

Just talk to them about your ex-oneitis as if she was your girlfriend

it actually feels really good, really nice and natural

afterwards though you feel like crying and committing suicide though, so yeh be wary of that

 

[Cali_Incel]

Yes I have full story too, I said to my coworker my ex girlfriend her name was Desiree who was half black and white she had hazel eyes and that she cheated on me. It believable a enough if they ever ask for her last name I usually mention that I won't let them know in joking way because they might search her up on facebook.

 

[mentalcel]

You have to fake it until you make it if you want a normal social life. Being a 20+ male virgin was never normal and will never be normal.

 

[Doub]

I kind of developed that aura of "don't even bother asking". I never had to use it for that question specifically, but recently it was useful when I got in a karaoke bar with some colleagues.

 

[Deleted member 236]

I just used a girlfriend I had when I was about 10-11 for a week. I got me an online girlfriend when I was 17-18 (she was 15, but lied about being older initially). So obviously I had to fictionalise a previous girlfriend/someone I'd had sex with.

Never had a social life of any kind since 16, though, so it hasn't been an issue.

 

[catfishman23]

i would never fake anything, that is straight up dumb and ignorant

 

[whogivesafucc]

lol "lying about gf"

there's literally no winning here. if you lie, they will know you're just bullshitting about it unless you're some fakecel faggot

if you don't lie, they will cut you off from their life because it's literally better to be a leper with a HIV than a 14+ year old male virgin in 2018.

 

[Grotesque]

I have many times, including on here.

Pretending helps to cope with my miserable life.

 

[Rightful anger]

When people look at me they usually assume I am successful with women, so I would happily use the opportunity to tell them I've never had a girlfriend and how fucked up society and women are. Talk about inceldom, feminism, male unhappiness in the modern world and the unfair dating scene.

Read my lips: I. DON'T. GIVE. A. FUCK. WHAT. PEOPLE. THINK.

 

[Total Imbecile]

I never even bothered doing that, they’d see through my bluff

This. I honestly dont care about it at this point I just tell people how it is, whats more it seems that once they learn that youre a virgin they are not exactly keen on pushing the subject further as its rather awkward

 

[whogivesafucc]

This. I honestly dont care about it at this point I just tell people how it is, whats more it seems that once they learn that youre a virgin they are not exactly keen on pushing the subject further as its rather awkward

i honestly wouldn't do that if i were you. it makes people just ghost you or cut contact with you after a while.

When people look at me they usually assume I am successful with women, so I would happily use the opportunity to tell them I've never had a girlfriend and how fucked up society and women are. Talk about inceldom, feminism, male unhappiness in the modern world and the unfair dating scene.

Read my lips: I. DON'T. GIVE. A. FUCK. WHAT. PEOPLE. THINK.

lol fakecel

 

[Deviance]

I've actually memorized and written down my fake stories because I tell them to everyone so much that I want to make sure there aren't any flaws in the story so that I don't get caught.

 

[TheLivingFailure]

I haven't been asked if I've had a gf. I think everyone knows I have never had one just by looking at me.

 

[Total Imbecile]

i honestly wouldn't do that if i were you. it makes people just ghost you or cut contact with you after a while.

If you dont do that eventually theyll start asking questions and figure it out themselves tbh

"How was your weekend" "OK" "Whatd you do?" "Oh nothing just home"

Its honestly over, I dont even care if they ghost me at this point Ive been alone forever so its not like itll be anything new for me

 

[whogivesafucc]

If you dont do that eventually theyll start asking questions and figure it out themselves tbh

"How was your weekend" "OK" "Whatd you do?" "Oh nothing just home"

Its honestly over, I dont even care if they ghost me at this point Ive been alone forever so its not like itll be anything new for me

LOOOL you are right.

 

[rockwell1488]

I am too high inhib to go to bars, parties and night clubs, not to mention I have no friends.

I never go to bars. Maybe once every 3 or 4 years but not once a year or anything like that. I go upon invitation.

I avoid situations like that. LDAR ftw

Amen.

I haven't been asked if I've had a gf. I think everyone knows I have never had one just by looking at me.

I have no friends. I mean I have friends but they don't have time for me, so I never talk to anyone IRL. If anyone asked if I'd ever had a gf before then I'd refer them to my old flame who I never understood.