JFL Fakecels assemble!

[Maocel]

Use this thread to post like a fakecel

 

[AutistSupremacist]

anti fakecel action

 

[Animecel2D]

 

[HotDogCel]

I am 6' but still an incel, also I am not truecel but like slightly sub average but in 2025 it's impossible for average dudes to get a gf so it's over

 

[coping_manlet]

I am 6' but still an incel, also I am not truecel but like slightly sub average but in 2025 it's impossible for average dudes to get a gf so it's over

This is cope. If you are 6 foot and white with an average face you could still date down. You’d be dating someone uglier than your looksmatch c but you could still ascend

As a 5’7 man with a swollen Slavic face I could not date down if I wanted

I think if I “dated” down any further I’d just be dating an autistic parapalegic

 

[HotDogCel]

This is cope. If you are 6 foot and white with an average face you could still date down. You’d be dating someone uglier than your looksmatch c but you could still ascend

As a 5’7 man with a swollen Slavic face I could not date down if I wanted

I think if I “dated” down any further I’d just be dating an autistic parapalegic

Use this thread to post like a fakecel

 

[PersonalityChad]

I've only had sex 5 times last week. Being a trucel is so hard.

 

[Maocel]

I am 6' but still an incel, also I am not truecel but like slightly sub average but in 2025 it's impossible for average dudes to get a gf so it's over

Fooids only want 6'8+ men! Me and my 6'5 basketballer friends have been getting no game since 2020! Its the damn dating apps!

 

[Maocel]

Why are teenage girls (prime JB material) on the street laughing and smiling me at me? It must be my brutally recessed chin and pencil neck . They even asked me for my number ( Mossad agents gangstalking me )

 

[Maocel]

Why are teenage girls (prime JB material) on the street laughing and smiling me at me? It must be my brutally recessed chin and pencil neck . They even asked me for my number ( Mossad agents gangstalking me )

My 6'3 ogre frame got mogged brutally by 5'9 pretty boy chads

 

[Riinku]

@fakecel, thoughts?

 

[Scatius Deletus]

Did y'all get invited to the Epstein Party?

 

[femcelbreedingnig]

If I raped, that makes me a dirty little fakecel

 

[Maocel]

Did y'all get invited to the Epstein Party?

bro dropped your bag of baby foreskins at the diddy party, michelle obama found it behind the sex sofa

 

[Scatius Deletus]

bro dropped your bag of baby foreskins at the diddy party, michelle obama found it behind the sex sofa

 

[Sergeant Kelly]

If only I was NT and had "game" I'd ascend, mentalceldom is such hell

 

[Maocel]

If only I was NT and had "game" I'd ascend, mentalceldom is such hell

Seriously, NT is death blow to anyone 5/10 and below

 

[Grodd]

anti fakecel action

 

[zerozerozero]

repost if your fakecel

 

[Maocel]

I will never make a bitch cum with my 8 inch non bonepressed dick
It was only 6 inches girth at its thickest point when I measured today in the macdonalds toilet

 

[ifeellost]

I will never make a bitch cum with my 8 inch non bonepressed dick
It was only 6 inches girth at its thickest point when I measured today in the macdonalds toilet

i have a perfectly fine functioning 7 inch+ dick and im avarage height avarage looking white (chad)

 

[oldNgreycel]

This is cope. If you are 6 foot and white with an average face you could still date down. You’d be dating someone uglier than your looksmatch c but you could still ascend

As a 5’7 man with a swollen Slavic face I could not date down if I wanted

I think if I “dated” down any further I’d just be dating an autistic parapalegic

I'm a 6' white guy, but no women want me. I'd have to be 6'4 at least to make up for my face

 

[oldNgreycel]

i have a perfectly fine functioning 7 inch+ dick and im avarage height avarage looking white (chad)

7" is the minimum. Not that it matters because a subhuman face is death.

 

[PersonalityChad]

repost if your fakecel

 

[ifeellost]

7" is the minimum. Not that it matters because a subhuman face is death.

i have a 5 incher fuck this life even if i could get a foid im too insecure to fuck her

 

[oldNgreycel]

i have a 5 incher fuck this life even if i could get a foid im too insecure to fuck her

Brutal. I'm 7", but it does me no good.

 

[ifeellost]

Brutal. I'm 7", but it does me no good.

i think anything above 5.5-6 would do but yeah as you already said it doesn’t even matter they dont even know