Fake Chad RESUME that uses these code words. Stacie HR soccer moms ringing off hook.

[Norville Wood]

" Trade show salesperson, salary 70k plus. Travel with Victoria (using alt name) and sometimes another Junior assistant.

"Must have PRESENTABLE personal qualifications, and a bit of CHARM helps.

Clothing allowance (SUITS required, not ties).

An ideal candidate will also accompany all females for security purposes, so a FIT STRONG recommendation."

 

[Norville Wood]

. So far they love me. The resume pic looks like tom Brady.

And he's SINGLE

 

[LOLI BREEDING]

 

[Norville Wood]

Other trigger code words.

Well groomed. Traditional! Makes a good impression.

Knows style. Athletic build. Comes from a well known family.

Was a delta chi.