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Serious [Facts] Strip Clubs Is Just OnlyFans For Boomers - But WORSE! You're A Cuck If You Go To Strip Clubs.

Incel Gamer

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Before the age of the internet, men would have to physically leave their house and go to strip clubs if they wanted simp for women and orbit them. And just like OnlyFans, men would throw all their money (literally) at naked women just to see some tits and ass but not get any sex in return. I'm sure there were some instances where strippers would have sex with the guests in a private room or something, but those guys were most likely Chads.

Another similarity between strip clubs and OnlyFans are the actual fans themselves. These days you have users on OnlyFans who subscribe to their favorite women for a monthly fee. Back in the day men would go to strip clubs and some of them would only pay attention to a single girl that they liked and spend all their money on them.

My grandpa told me that when he was in his 20's he used to go to the strip club every weekend to see his "favorite" dancer. And eventually he came so often that the girl he liked would give him free lap dances for being a regular.

In this generation there are obviously still strip clubs around. But I will NEVER go to one because they are WORSE than OnlyFans!!! Think about this: at least on OnlyFans guys can jerk off to the nudes they purchase online. But if you go to a strip club it's not like you can sit there and jerk off to the girls dancing, unless you want to be arrested for public indecency!

"B-b-but I can get a lap dance from them and feel their ass grind on my dick, a-and maybe even make out with one of the girls while I feel her boobs."

NO YOU CUCK!

Sure you can get physical contact from a woman, but you'll just end up leaving with blue balls! Fuck that! :feelswhat:

Instead of throwing $100 worth of $1 bills at a stripper, I'd rather give $100 to an escort to get a blowjob. At least I can cum from it!

So yeah. Strippers were living on Tutorial Mode before the internet. They are still living on Tutorial Mode. And if you go to one you are a cuck!
 
Strip clubs are the most pointless shit. It's almost irl camgirling
 
Strip clubs are the most pointless shit. It's almost irl camgirling
Basically man, basically!
The LowReplyPill killed me
 
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Strip clubs are the most pointless shit. It's almost irl camgirling

i only go if its free entry. I wont even spend a single dollar just to look at a foids' naked body, i can do that shit on my pc at home
 
I honestly don't get the point of a strip club when you can spend money on an escort and go straight to the actual fucking, instead of having a foid just tease you.
 
$20 for a foid to rub her greasy tits and cum dust from old men on you for 2 minutes?

Fuck NO :feelswhat:
 
I went a few times. Pretty stupid tbh.
 
Strip clubs are better than virtual camgirls
 
Went to a strip club a long time ago because I had a friend who went a lot. Complete waste of time and money. You couldn't touch them directly (chad only) and might get lucky and have them shove your head in their boobs. I spent $40 for a lapdance and it was just awkward. If you're gonna put real money down just escortcel.
 
Never even thought about this but yeah they are cucked as fuck lol. Plus its even more effort than only fans. Onlyfans is like a few clicks, whereas a SC you gotta get out and drive all the way there lol
 
Lol. Good thread.

I would have never considered it.

But it's true. Brutally true.
 
greasy tits and cum dust from old men

:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

@Incel Gamer
I agree with you completely but it depends on the strip club, some strip clubs have V.I.P rooms where they offer "special services" and the strip club is really just a front

The cucks on the surface pay to get cock teased and the men who know the scene and are bold enough to proposition a stripper with some extra cash get to fuck

But it will likely cost a lot seeing as they get paid just to dance, so you'll have to look for a broke looking stripper to get a good deal

So it probably isn't worth it, best to just go to a regular brothel I guess
 
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@Incel Gamer
I agree with you completely but it depends on the strip club, some strip clubs have V.I.P rooms where they offer "special services" and the strip club is really just a front

The cucks on the surface pay to get cock teased and the men who know the scene and are bold enough to proposition a stripper with some extra cash get to fuck

But it will likely cost a lot seeing as they get paid just to dance, so you'll have to look for a broke looking stripper to get a good deal

So it probably isn't worth it, best to just go to a regular brothel I guess
Or just SEAmaxx and get non-transactional sex from noodles theory
 
I never got the point honestly. You cant even fap, you go there to get blueballs basically.
Get an escort and ask her to dance, instead. :feelskek:
 
Depends. Location matters a lot. In Vegas and in SF, a lot of the clubs are very liberal and illegal extras go down all the time. Girls will suck and fuck for the right amount of money in pretty much any club (with condom of course). The city is very liberal with the strip clubs.

So you get to pick your girl and have her suck you off whereas if you go to an Asian MP, its whoever is up first to serve you and its usually almost always an ugly old noodlewhore. If not, than an ugly FOB noodlewhore.

I'd much rather get my dick sucked by a white/latina foid at a strip club. Prettier faces and much nicer bodies. Seeing foids like that I already know that if they were to be walking downtown, most men would be looking at them, and for me, I know that I'll never be able to get with her in a million years. But at a strip club I'm able to convince her to suck me off for the right amount of money.

You're entitled to your opinion and I'm entitled to mines. I would still be a virgin right now if it wasn't for strip clubs, AMPs, or escorts. I like getting my dick sucked several times a year by pretty stripper foids that I know I can never get IRL (some of which probably have BFs or will have BFs before their seasonal work at the strip clubs). Its expensive but well worth it imo.
 
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But at a strip club I'm able to convince her to suck me off for the right amount of money.

I get that but seeing as she already gets paid a decent amount just to dance, the "right amount of money" is going to be in excess of what a mere blowjob is actually worth, you'd be paying anal sex fees just to get a blow job, I'd much rather just go to SEA or maybe EE

Western Europe (WE) is the worst when it comes to prostitution, its just not worth it
 
I remember reading about there being special lap dance sweatpants you could buy that had a built in jizz pocket
 
Always wanted a lapdance from a teen stripper as it is more common to find a teen stripper than a teen escort
back in my escorting phase youngest i ever found was around 22

but it seems strip clubs always have 15-17yos working there and getting shut down. Young as 13 if i went to mexico
 
You're definitely right, it's all the same shit. Makes no sense to be against one and not against all.
 
High IQ, being a stripper isn't even a real job
 
At least in strip clubs, sometimes you can touch.
 
it's kinda pointless tbh but I'm introspective enough to guess that there's a lot of real prostitution going on behind the curtains on these places. Of course simps have no clue about this and will play by the "rules"
 
A lot strip clubs have a no touch policy :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelskek: :feelswhat: what the fuck, seriously? Boomers man...
 
I would get strip clubs if they could at least grab some ass.
 

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