Based Facts about the kangaroo

[Insomniac]

1. Kangaroos are the only large animals that move by hopping.
2. If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.
3. A male kangaroo is called a boomer, a female is called a flyer and a baby kangaroo is a joey.
4. A group of kangaroos is known as a mob.
5. There are over 47 different species of Kangaroo, with the eastern gray kangaroo, being the most commonly known species.
6. They use their tails for balance whilst jumping.
7. Newborn joey’s are just 2.5 centimeters long at birth, or about the size of a grape.
8. They cannot hop backwards.
9. Kangaroos can swim.
10. Kangaroos don’t fart methane, the Kangaroos body will reuse the methane and convert it into energy.
11. A female kangaroo can have three babies at the same time and is able to feed them all.
12. It takes 10 months for a joey to become mature and leave its mothers pouch.
13. Kangaroos don’t just live in Australia, they also live in New Guinea.
14. They can jump up to three times their own height.
15. In the wild, kangaroos often live to the age of 6.
16. In Australia, they use kangaroo tail for soup, which apparently is really tasty!
17. The Pokémon Kangaskan is based on a kangaroo.

Spoiler

free ritalincunt tbh

 

[Insomniac]

@mental_out = bro

the rest of you are cunts

 

[Robtical]

I wish I had a pet kangaroo.

 

[Wiseman]

A male kangaroo is called a boomer

wtf i hate kangaroos now

 

[Deleted member 19079]

autism

 

[jackwolfskin999]

Kangaroo soup tasty ngl

 

[Insomniac]

autism

 

[seija]

3. A male kangaroo is called a boomer

 

[Honeypot]

 

[FinnCel]

A male kangaroo is called a boomer

 

[Deleted member 18193]

Much more based way of cooking than using riceland imported gas
Australias me.

 

[Sans]

 

[needsolution]

kangaroos me

 

[Guest2]

roos me

 

[Insomniac]

It is over.

 

[Napoleon de Jizzbal]

 

[Deleted member 12355]

free him

 

[Lux]

kangaroos me

 

[Modus Coperandi]

roos me

 

[jackwolfskin999]

The wind was soft and warm
The sky was very blue
The birds were singing sweet
..is THAT A KANGAROO?

only a bro will get this

 

[Cuyen]

thank you insomniac, very cool!

 

[ihaveno1]

they also live in New Guinea

any new guineacels here

 

[Ugly_equals_Death]

Ostriches are better tbh.

-Tallest bird
-Fastest non flying bird
-Can make deep growl sounds like a V8 engine
-Direct descendant from the dinosaurs
-Is rideable
-kicks the ass of every kangoroocell tbh

Ostrich = Birdchad

 

[MarriedAndLookin4Fun]

Based thread

@mental_out = bro

the rest of you are cunts

Based mod

 

[Blacktarpill]

wtf i hate kangaroos now

t. edgy zoomet
play fortnite homeboy

 

[fOreVER]

Do kangaroos install shariah law

 

[Joelossus]

18. They mog me to jupiter and back, ded srs.

 

[Blacktarpill]

Facts;
They can speak English but limited with these pharases;
Yes man, No man, Yes bro, Yes cunt, no cunt, fuck up cunt

 

[Dionysus]

I will go in their pouch

 

[Wiseman]

t. edgy zoomet
play fortnite homeboy

To think that I'd be mistaken for a zoomer. I've never been insulted so much in my entire online career.

 

[Vermilioncore]

I wish I had a pet kangaroo.