Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

[Extreme Take/ Unpopular Opinion] If you can escortcel you are fakecel.

FoidsEnshittifyAll

FoidsEnshittifyAll

Veterancel
-
Joined
Apr 12, 2026
Posts
2,573
Online time
2d 21h
Having the looks, physical potency, swave, free time, and money to escortmaxx; already puts you in fakecel territory... .
 
joined 5 days ago take
 
What if you can only afford to escortmaxx about 4 times a year? Are you a fakecel?

News Go GIF
 
The opinion isn't extreme but your justification isn't great tbh
 
schlopenhaur would know better.
 
The opinion isn't extreme but your justification isn't great tbh
Yeah man its just that successful escortceling requires hmtn+ genes normally to work. both physically, financially, the foid's reaction not being too disgusted etc... . Because while they dont feel disgust for doggos etc, for sub7 and autistic men they do.... .
 
Having the looks, physical potency, swave, free time, and money to escortmaxx; already puts you in fakecel territory... .
Nigga I'm only fucking somebody who I love
 
Totally disagree unless the whore foid is willing to fuck you for free
 
Low IQ take
nuh, based take. takes good genes to successfully escortcel, and if you stalk forums and communities of escothots, you will discover the same... .
 
Yeah man its just that successful escortceling requires hmtn+ genes normally to work. both physically, financially, the foid's reaction not being too disgusted etc... . Because while they dont feel disgust for doggos etc, for sub7 and autistic men they do.... .
Yeah

Having sex with an escort requires to:
- live in a place it's legalized
- have a bit of money (not really if you do it once, but if you do it regularly, that can be a problem for some)
- being low inhib enough to even go to see her
- being able to get hard in front of a woman
- not being rejected by said escort in the meantime

You have sex, sometimes (faked) acts of intimacy like kissing and cuddling.

You give money to a foid just to have something most of the male population can have for free.

The foid you're giving that money to doesn't consider you as a human being, she despises you, she hates you, you're just here to level up her bodycount and her bank account.

Keep in mind that when you go to see an escort, you're like her 15th client of the day.

She lives thanks to you. She lives way too comfortably thanks to you and all the cucks who give her money. It's like simping but in real life.
 
LeFrenchCel said:
Having sex with an escort requires to:
- live in a place it's legalized
- have a bit of money (not really if you do it once, but if you do it regularly, that can be a problem for some)
- being low inhib enough to even go to see her
- being able to get hard in front of a woman
- not being rejected by said escort in the meantime

You have sex, sometimes (faked) acts of intimacy like kissing and cuddling.

You give money to a foid just to have something most of the male population can have for free.

The foid you're giving that money to doesn't consider you as a human being, she despises you, she hates you, you're just here to level up her bodycount and her bank account.

Keep in mind that when you go to see an escort, you're like her 15th client of the day.

She lives thanks to you. She lives way too comfortably thanks to you and all the cucks who give her money. It's like simping but in real life.


bingo, these are the minimum requirements... .
 
nuh, based take. takes good genes to successfully escortcel, and if you stalk forums and communities of escothots, you will discover the same... .
bro just say youre a poorcel, trust me you can be sub3 and these foids would fuck you as long as you pay.
 
faggot fakecel larper KYS dog
 
Having the looks, physical potency, swave, free time, and money to escortmaxx; already puts you in fakecel territory... .
We're slowly whittling down what it means to be a trucel/fakecel. In the future, the world's ugliest man is going to call the second ugliest man a fakecel.
 
You’re wrong….now then
IMG 4051
 
We're slowly whittling down what it means to be a trucel/fakecel. In the future, the world's ugliest man is going to call the second ugliest man a fakecel.
we should. if you arent handicap both mentally and physically you are fakecel
 
bro just say youre a poorcel, trust me you can be sub3 and these foids would fuck you as long as you pay.
there is no money for your face, body mobility or dihpill
 
faggot fakecel larper KYS dog
said the stalincel, lol. bro im amongst the most real on the site. 40 yo virgin, near handicap, deformed, and true Autism+ADHD. you are just a whiny kiddo in moms basement that didnt even try working.
 
this post is honeypotting all the escortcel fakecels lol.... .
 
Having the looks, physical potency, swave, free time, and money to escortmaxx; already puts you in fakecel territory... .
I disagree on some of these parts. An escort rejecting you would put you at a category of like 2% of this forum. Most of them would fuck handicapped grandpas if it's for the cash. Now as for physical potency, you can put it in like a retard and she won't mind it or enjoy it because she is doing it for the money not for the pleasure, if it was for the pleasure she would have fucked Chad. Basic communication like: "Here's the money now we can do this and that" is already enough for an escort, you're not getting a girlfriend, you are paying for a service. I don't get the free time part because everybody has at least an hour a day to get an escort and fuck her. Now as for the money it truly depends on how often you do escortmaxxing. If you do it twice a month even a homeless can afford it but doing it daily means you could also betabuxx and have a gold digging girlfriend so good point but it depends on frequency
 
how. justify the logic. how can you be a successful escortcel without high IQ, NT, money/status maxxing, dihpill, and without being completely deformed? tell me.
It’s a satirical meme reference bro
 
I disagree on some of these parts. An escort rejecting you would put you at a category of like 2% of this forum. Most of them would fuck handicapped grandpas if it's for the cash. Now as for physical potency, you can put it in like a retard and she won't mind it or enjoy it because she is doing it for the money not for the pleasure, if it was for the pleasure she would have fucked Chad. Basic communication like: "Here's the money now we can do this and that" is already enough for an escort, you're not getting a girlfriend, you are paying for a service. I don't get the free time part because everybody has at least an hour a day to get an escort and fuck her. Now as for the money it truly depends on how often you do escortmaxxing. If you do it twice a month even a homeless can afford it but doing it daily means you could also betabuxx and have a gold digging girlfriend so good point but it depends on frequency
even a homeless? bro salary runs out from 10th of the month. lol.
 
Having the looks, physical potency, swave, free time, and money to escortmaxx; already puts you in fakecel territory... .
People on this forum famously are very busy people.

Also escorts do not care about your looks one bit because they are doing it for money (shocker)

You're doing God's work though, congrats.
 
People on this forum famously are very busy people.

Also escorts do not care about your looks one bit because they are doing it for money (shocker)

You're doing God's work though, congrats.
thanks man. godspeed to you too.
 
Purity spirals never help anyone.
well we NEED standards of Trueceldom, if we wanna some day Demand our rights from the state. after all blackpill is already turning mainstream. even normies using our lingo. its a matter of time till lookism metrics are officially imposed by the state... .
 
well we NEED standards of Trueceldom, if we wanna some day Demand our rights from the state. after all blackpill is already turning mainstream. even normies using our lingo. its a matter of time till lookism metrics are officially imposed by the state... .
You're going to demand rights...by reversing mainstream support and excluding people?
 
You're going to demand rights...by reversing mainstream support and excluding people?
its not reversal. by giving UBI to incels, you automatically expose the foids in working spaces less to our autistic, ugly asses. sounds like a win-win situation to me. we ain't creeping anyone, we dont demand anything extreme, and we dont have to work in a cucked manner without any wifey suport to motivate us. thus everyone benefits. plus more truecel spending in copes like escorts, games and sexdolls will be good for the economy.. .
 

Similar threads

Renegade#1
Replies
97
Views
2K
primalgoatis
primalgoatis
AscendOrDieTrying
Replies
19
Views
699
AscendOrDieTrying
AscendOrDieTrying
S
Replies
71
Views
3K
GodsStrongestNiglet
GodsStrongestNiglet
Lv99_BixNood
Replies
37
Views
2K
SlayerSlayer
SlayerSlayer
FarangInDaNang
Replies
49
Views
1K
FarangInDaNang
FarangInDaNang

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top