JFL EXTREME coper from r/short thinks he can compete with 6' guys by bringing a girl candy LOL!!

[Deleted member 31869]

View: https://www.reddit.com/r/short/comments/mxq53n/23_545_male_office_romance/


"most of the other guys are taller than 6’"

"the guys and me are having a competition to see who can get with her first. winner gets treated to dinner" aka chads compete over stacy for fun bc they have it all, and some manlet thinks he has a chance

"how do i edge out the competition? help will be appreciated. i bought some candy i heard she likes and will make my move on monday"

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

More proof that manletism leads to mental illness.

 

[Deleted member 26358]

>i am also 5’4 in the afternoon and 5’4.5 in the morning. i plan to make my move in the morning
Delusional

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

More proof that manletism leads to mental illness.

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

this is like that boomer advice telling you to bring flowers and a box of chocolates to a date

 

[Deleted member 34301]

Top kek, I bought vegan cookies for a girl once but she didn't want them, she probably threw them away jfl

 

[crestfallencel]

Men should know when it is over.

i am also 5’4 in the afternoon and 5’4.5 in the morning.

wait what

 

[Deleted member 31869]

>i am also 5’4 in the afternoon and 5’4.5 in the morning. i plan to make my move in the morning
Delusional

holy shit

 

[IntrovertedIncel]

Men should know when it is over.

wait what

You're slightly taller in the morning after sleeping.

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

this is like that boomer advice telling you to bring flowers and a box of chocolates to a date

You're slightly taller in the morning after sleeping.

You're slightly taller in the morning after sleeping.

 

[Deleted member 20195]

This is why the blackpill needs to be proselytized. Guy literally has no Idea about female preference.

 

[Deleted member 26010]

>i am also 5’4 in the afternoon and 5’4.5 in the morning. i plan to make my move in the morning
Delusional

holy shit

JFL. World record breaking level of cope.

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

While he's sitting there thinking of ways to woo her, she's most likely getting her guts busted on the side.

More proof that men are more romantic them women

 

[CrackingYs]

This wouldn't even work if this was kindergarten and the boys were all trying to kiss the new girl in class.

 

[Deleted member 31869]

This is why the blackpill needs to be proselytized. Guy literally has no Idea about female preference.

JFL. World record breaking level of cope.

based

 

[Deleted member 22237]

"i am also 5’4 in the afternoon and 5’4.5 in the morning. i plan to make my move in the morning"

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA QUE HIJO DE MIL PUTAS DIOS

 

[Michinomiya Hirohit]

JFL. World record breaking level of cope.

 

[SuperPerfectCel]

Once you're mogged it's over. He'd need a significant status advantage to edge the other guys out here even if he wasn't super short, but seeing as they all work at the same place I doubt he has that.

 

[Deleted member 31122]

Bluepilled manchild (in both senses) imagine thinking that you can "betabuxx" foid with candy

This wouldn't even work if this was kindergarten and the boys were all trying to kiss the new girl in class.

 

[fheon]

Brutally bluepilled

 

[Kamikaze]

Thats actually kinda sweet

 

[MisterMeme]

Thats actually kinda sweet

pun intended

 

[chutmarikacel]

Jfl

 

[Mexicanmanletcel]

Its over for that dude

 

[Deleted member 31869]

"i am also 5’4 in the afternoon and 5’4.5 in the morning. i plan to make my move in the morning"

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA QUE HIJO DE MIL PUTAS DIOS

 

[Edmund_Kemper]

While he's sitting there thinking of ways to woo her, she's most likely getting her guts busted on the side.

More proof that men are more romantic them women

 

[BITG]

>i am also 5’4 in the afternoon and 5’4.5 in the morning. i plan to make my move in the morning
Delusional

 

[Deleted member 31869]

im actually laughing irl
nigga is 5'4 and thinks he can compete with 6'2 chads

poor guy

i hope he gets reported to HR for harrassment, and also has to watch the chads slap her ass with no repercussions. that should blackpill him

 

[Deleted member 31869]

im almost 5'9 and feel like shit, how is he 5'4 and believes he can get a woman while there are multiple chads around him

he already hit on her and got rejected btw she said she has a bf, so i wonder what he'll think when a chad gets her

btw all the chads must be laughing their asses off at him rn

 

[Deleted member 27161]

While he's sitting there thinking of ways to woo her, she's most likely getting her guts busted on the side.

More proof that men are more romantic them women

 

[Deleted member 30198]

thats some universe shattering tier copium right there ngl

 

[Made in Heaven]

Wouldn't even work if you tried that on a 10 year old girl. JFL dude is shorter than my 12 year old sister

 

[thrash_monke]

he seems not bad dude but it`s over for him

 

[Deleted member 34242]

just buy her candy broooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Deleted member 17419]

i am also 5’4 in the afternoon and 5’4.5 in the morning. i plan to make my move in the morning.

 

[HeroinNihilism]

deathnic too i presume?

 

[TheDarkEnigma]

Rest In Peace to that Redditor. He probably realized it was already over for him the moment he actually made his move.

 

[incelerated]

This is sad.

 

[Ika-Sama]

HOW DID YOU GUYS FIND MY REDDIT POST?!

 

[Pancakecel]

More proof that manletism leads to mental illness.

 

[Deleted member 34397]

Wouldn't even work if you tried that on a 10 year old girl. JFL dude is shorter than my 12 year old sister

You are volcel if you have a sister, especially a prime one

 

[Deleted member 33902]

Brutal.
I kinda feel bad for him...

 

[Deleted member 31869]

You are volcel if you have a sister, especially a prime one

I have a sister and I don't see myself fucking her tbh.

 

[Deleted member 34397]

I have a sister and I don't see myself fucking her tbh.

You right,absurd just imagine,wow just wow,You are one lucky bastard now fuckoff with your irony.

Rest In Peace to that Redditor. He probably realized it was already over for him the moment he actually made his move.

Manlet down i repeat manlet down we need a goddamn Medic in here

if us incels are laughing hard, the chads are probably crying

Tears of cum on her face.

 

[Deleted member 28148]

thats a massive teracope if i've ever seen one

 

[Deleted member 31869]

You right,absurd just imagine,wow just wow,You are one lucky bastard now fuckoff with your irony.

I didn't mean it that way brocel. I'm frenpilled and don't judge. It's just that I personally wouldn't

 

[Tenshi]

the only romance is within his delusional mind

there's no competition, there never was

 

[Deleted member 31869]

the only romance is within his delusional mind

there's no competition, there never was

based

 

[Deleted member 33826]

Candymaxxing isn't a thing and never will be.

Just another case of a manlet overdosing on copium

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

Pathetic