JFL "Everyone's a winner"

[Lv99_BixNood]

I remember my teacher in middle school said this to us once: "All of you are winners because your sperm beat out all the other sperms and fertilized your mom's egg"

I thought this was super cringe back then but looking back at it it's even more hilarious. Yeah great, I beat all the other loser sperms and am now king of the losers

 

[Deleted member 19971]

am now king of the losers

 

[ItsOver4cel]

So I would've been even more of a loser if another one had won? No way

 

[Koruga]

For many, the only thing they will earn in their whole fucking life. Your teacher said this to the truecels in her class.

 

[FinnCel]

5'11" is king of manlets too

 

[AccountError]

Chad sperm only

 

[Emba]

Loses me

 

[Deleted member 24125]

its absurd that we were the fastest sperm. jfl

 

[Deleted member 18214]

I am winner if I have rope

 

[ihaveno1]

That’s so false JFL

 

[Deleted member 21908]

it was all luck so i consider myself unlucky

 

[RollD20]

rats are slayers tbh

 

[Deleted member 19971]

rats are slayers tbh

I slayed your mom and AVI in a threesome.

 

[RollD20]

I slayed your mom and AVI in a threesome.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

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ITS OGRE. XD