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Everyone Here Has Gotten Laid Or Kissed A Female Except For Me

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JFL, truecels are a minority even on an incel website.
 
Kissed yes sex no
 
I don't like this segregation between incels.

If the content of this website makes sense to you, then you're probably in the bottom 20% and you're fucked.

Some of us are more fucked than others, but we're all in this shit together.
 
Khv checking in.
 
Hello, i'm a KHHV, pleasure to meet friend
 
Most ppl don't even remeber their first time
 
I haven't gotten kissed either yet bro :( nor laid jfl
 
I'm a kissless virgin.
 
universallyabhorred said:
JFL, truecels are a minority even on an incel website.
 
KHHHHHV wizard here.
 
23 years old never kissed or had sex. virgin. tiny dick, ugly face, broke and awkward with anixety
 
BlackpilledAF said:
I don't like this segregation between incels.

If the content of this website makes sense to you, then you're probably in the bottom 20% and you're fucked.

Some of us are more fucked than others, but we're all in this shit together.

This is not true. Most incels here are actually decent looking and fucking roleplaying our misery
 
KHV here

Ugly face, small dick, weak beta structure
 
justforlulzandkeks said:
Hugless, handholdless... what else?

Horny, Horrified, Hangingmyselfsoon
 
Confirmed escortcel here, its only marginally better than being KHHV but not much, its essentially just paying for a better masturbation method
 
TheResentfulOne said:
Most ppl don't even remeber their first time

I don't remember it either.

it never happened
 
CopingGymcel said:
I don't remember it either.

it never happened

And it won't if this keeps up
 
How many girls have you asked out OP? I'm one of those guys who has had a TINY bit of success but let me assure you it was a MASSIVE effort in the west with tons of rejection.
 
itsOVER said:
How many girls have you asked out OP? I'm one of those guys who has had a TINY bit of success but let me assure you it was a MASSIVE effort in the west with tons of rejection.

asdfsf
 
TheVman said:
23 years old never kissed or had sex. virgin. tiny dick, ugly face, broke and awkward with anixety

Sounds like it is over for you.
 
I don't remember it either but it did happen. How do I know? My mother took a picture. (I was 5) She kissed me though, does that count? After that....it was 6 years and then 4 after that. I had a few relationships but that was over 10+ years ago and I'm just in my 30's, so yeah, I'm screwed.


itsOVER said:
How many girls have you asked out OP? I'm one of those guys who has had a TINY bit of success but let me assure you it was a MASSIVE effort in the west with tons of rejection.

Apparently even a bit of success makes you a Norman to some guys.
 
TheRealChincel said:
Apparently even a bit of success makes you a Norman to some guys.

Anyone who sits on their ass, never asks out a girl, then starts bleating because another guy asked 20, got rejected 19 times and got laid once needs to fuck off tbh.

Especially when the first guy then accuses the second of being fakecel because he got a kiss or stuck his dick in a pussy one time. Meanwhile the first guy might have better SMV but because he sits in the basement all day no girl will ever see it.
 
Dissapointment said:
Im not ugly

Then why post here? If you are a mentalcel but acted normal enough to get a kiss, just keep the normality up!
 
FACEandLMS said:
Then why post here? If you are a mentalcel but acted normal enough to get a kiss, just keep the normality up!

Because im depressed about my dick thats legit the only reason
 
BlackpilledAF said:
I don't like this segregation between incels.

If the content of this website makes sense to you, then you're probably in the bottom 20% and you're fucked.

Some of us are more fucked than others, but we're all in this shit together.

Eh comparing one incel having it better than another is like two idiots on the same sunken ship wondering who has it worse lol.
 
FACEandLMS said:
Then why post here? If you are a mentalcel but acted normal enough to get a kiss, just keep the normality up!

Meh I think what really needs to be looked at is success rate.

If you're getting laid once a year after asking out 50 girls you're not much better off than the incel in his basement who has never asked out anyone. You're still repulsive to women, it's just you lucked out one time (this is probably why Normans call it 'getting lucky').
 
itsOVER said:
Meh I think what really needs to be looked at is success rate.

If you're getting laid once a year after asking out 50 girls you're not much better off than the incel in his basement who has never asked out anyone. You're still repulsive to women, it's just you lucked out one time (this is probably why Normans call it 'getting lucky').

True. When I get called a fakecel here, they don't consider my age, NTness (I have a few friends), effort (I used to approach a lot and did PUA/daygame/nightgame for years). And still, I'm incel af.


Dissapointment said:
Because im depressed about my dick thats legit the only reason

How small are we talking? if you say 5"+ then you are wasting your life. 5" is not great but if your face passes the test, you get to use those 5" at least. It's better than a big dick and ugly face. I have, ahem, a BBC but I can't exactly walk around with it out. And plus, it's more of a high BPEL rather than flaccid anaconda. So it makes fuck-all difference to my SMV.
 
FACEandLMS said:
True. When I get called a fakecel here, they don't consider my age, NTness (I have a few friends), effort (I used to approach a lot and did PUA/daygame/nightgame for years). And still, I'm incel af.

Same, although I'm not super NT.

JFL at some 19 year old calling me a fakecel when I've had 7 MORE YEARS of living on this planet than him and got laid in my home country exactly ONCE. The 19 year old probably gets a girlfriend in the next couple of years...nothing more than a late developing normie.
 
No. I am a confirmed truecel OGRE. I've never kissed, fucked, had a relationship, or anything.
 
FACEandLMS said:
True. When I get called a fakecel here, they don't consider my age, NTness (I have a few friends), effort (I used to approach a lot and did PUA/daygame/nightgame for years). And still, I'm incel af.



How small are we talking? if you say 5"+ then you are wasting your life. 5" is not great but if your face passes the test, you get to use those 5" at least. It's better than a big dick and ugly face. I have, ahem, a BBC but I can't exactly walk around with it out. And plus, it's more of a high BPEL rather than flaccid anaconda. So it makes fuck-all difference to my SMV.



I dont know I have bdd combine with a 5.5 dick I just cant imagine myself having sex even with an escort sure I can kiss girls but wtf does it matter
 
Dissapointment said:
I dont know I have bdd combine with a 5.5 dick I just cant imagine myself having sex even with an escort sure I can kiss girls but wtf does it matter

Your dick size doesn't matter ffs unless it's comically short or massive. By the time she sees it you're getting laid anyway.

5.5 is well within the acceptable range.
 
itsOVER said:
Your dick size doesn't matter ffs unless it's comically short or massive. By the time she sees it you're getting laid anyway.

5.5 is well within the acceptable range.

I cant get it out of my head thats why im a mentalcel I wish I could but I just cant maybe its because I had surgery as a kid on it my complex is to big if I could fuck the hottest girl in the world I wouldnt do it 100% srs
 
universallyabhorred said:
JFL, truecels are a minority even on an incel website.

truecel reporting in.
If you've kissed a girl you aren't a real incel IMO
 
but OP has not mentioned his age

so his whole OP is worthless tbh
 
Dissapointment said:
I dont know I have bdd combine with a 5.5 dick I just cant imagine myself having sex even with an escort sure I can kiss girls but wtf does it matter

VOCEL
 
I'm khhv though
 
FACEandLMS said:

You think I wanna be here im a volcel but I cant get this shit out of my head and it ruins me
 
universallyabhorred said:
JFL, truecels are a minority even on an incel website.

Never kissed, never got laid.  i did have a long distance chatholic gf for a bit, but that is the farthest you can get from getting laid know to man.
 
Twisted said:
Haven't kissed a girl yet

Haven't got laid 




Consider me your truecel brother. Let us both comfort each other through this turbulent journey.

18 YEARS OLD
 
gstvtrp said:
I haven't gotten kissed either yet bro :( nor laid jfl

But a crazy black girl jerked your off


FACEandLMS said:
How small are we talking? if you say 5"+ then you are wasting your life. 5" is not great but if your face passes the test, you get to use those 5" at least. It's better than a big dick and ugly face. I have, ahem, a BBC but I can't exactly walk around with it out. And plus, it's more of a high BPEL rather than flaccid anaconda. So it makes fuck-all difference to my SMV.

Stop coping 5inches is horrific


I am kissless virgin too
 
Tellem--T said:
But a crazy black girl jerked your off



Stop coping 5inches is horrific


I am kissless virgin too




By the time a girl sees your 5 inches, you are already getting laid.
 
FACEandLMS said:
By the time a girl sees your 5 inches, you are already getting laid.

Yep. And for anyone with 7+ inches it's not like you can walk around with it on view...so who fucking cares?

Might be a bit of help in keeping a gf but for the initial first fuck...Once she sees your dick you've already won.
 
I've never even had a conversation with a girl.

I am THE truecel on this site.
 

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