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Venting Everyone at my college believes I am a pedophile

StefiBeaLipton

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This is something which I had wished to share somewhere for a while now.

Last week while I out on the college's yard I took my phone into my hand and I showed some mates nearby an image of an eight-something year old jap idol in a pretty little pink dress and I loudly said the words ,,smash or pass" like a true zoomerfag, thinking that it would be pretty funny. The image was Not pornographic or lewd, please do bear in mind. It may had been deemed as ,,evoking", depending on how one may see it, and instead those mates began looking at me as if I were an alien drawn straight from the skies, all in an orderly cadence. That day went by, as odd as it may had been but now instead Every folk at the college, man or woman and what not keep asking me slanderous things such as how ,,old" are my girlfriends and whether I'm a pedophile, of course. They had been telling me that they'll send the police on me to look for child pornography, which I do Not have. Never had I wished to do so. I legitimately thought I was being all silly and funny, poking fun at the shock and now all the people believe I am a creep.
It is over.
 
Bro what kind of joke is that?
sorry but you brought it on yourself
 
JoinedOct 2, 2023Posts50
 
maybe you really are
the glow is palpable
 
Around normies never relax
 
Funny joke tbh (only as a joke ofc, im against pedophilia), but if you did it with strangers you are dumb
 
Serves you right...that wasn't funny.

I suggest you transfer after this semester. Just keep your head down and your GPA high. Good luck.
 
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Ignore the autisticels in your post, the guys did the right thing: don't lost their time with normies. False allegations happens all time, but in incel community people don't talk about it. You was dumb. You know very well that normies are crazies white knights.
 
destruct or pass
 
It's annoying how normies are saying "I like dark humor", but when you show them actual dark humor they start soying out
 
You should move to pedoland, the home of ecchi japanese cartoon soon :feelsthink:
 
If you can't change your reputation, do anything you can to confirm it (in minecraft)
 
This is something which I had wished to share somewhere for a while now.

Last week while I out on the college's yard I took my phone into my hand and I showed some mates nearby an image of an eight-something year old jap idol in a pretty little pink dress and I loudly said the words ,,smash or pass" like a true zoomerfag, thinking that it would be pretty funny. The image was Not pornographic or lewd, please do bear in mind. It may had been deemed as ,,evoking", depending on how one may see it, and instead those mates began looking at me as if I were an alien drawn straight from the skies, all in an orderly cadence. That day went by, as odd as it may had been but now instead Every folk at the college, man or woman and what not keep asking me slanderous things such as how ,,old" are my girlfriends and whether I'm a pedophile, of course. They had been telling me that they'll send the police on me to look for child pornography, which I do Not have. Never had I wished to do so. I legitimately thought I was being all silly and funny, poking fun at the shock and now all the people believe I am a creep.
It is over.
Tales
 
LARP

But it's true that normies have no sense of humor
 
If this isnt larp then you are a fucking retard and a bigger aspie than me
 
I'd have thought it was funny, but normies don't have a real sense of humor.

You also have to remembER that normies will use shit like that as fuel to spread rumors and put themselves above you. They don't care if it was a joke or not, they only care about how they can use it to virtue signal and such.
 
I'd have thought it was funny, but normies don't have a real sense of humor.

You also have to remembER that normies will use shit like that as fuel to spread rumors and put themselves above you. They don't care if it was a joke or not, they only care about how they can use it to virtue signal and such.
Real recognizes real.
 
This is something which I had wished to share somewhere for a while now.

Last week while I out on the college's yard I took my phone into my hand and I showed some mates nearby an image of an eight-something year old jap idol in a pretty little pink dress and I loudly said the words ,,smash or pass" like a true zoomerfag, thinking that it would be pretty funny. The image was Not pornographic or lewd, please do bear in mind. It may had been deemed as ,,evoking", depending on how one may see it, and instead those mates began looking at me as if I were an alien drawn straight from the skies, all in an orderly cadence. That day went by, as odd as it may had been but now instead Every folk at the college, man or woman and what not keep asking me slanderous things such as how ,,old" are my girlfriends and whether I'm a pedophile, of course. They had been telling me that they'll send the police on me to look for child pornography, which I do Not have. Never had I wished to do so. I legitimately thought I was being all silly and funny, poking fun at the shock and now all the people believe I am a creep.
It is over.
Hahaha
 
This is something which I had wished to share somewhere for a while now.

Last week while I out on the college's yard I took my phone into my hand and I showed some mates nearby an image of an eight-something year old jap idol in a pretty little pink dress and I loudly said the words ,,smash or pass" like a true zoomerfag, thinking that it would be pretty funny. The image was Not pornographic or lewd, please do bear in mind. It may had been deemed as ,,evoking", depending on how one may see it, and instead those mates began looking at me as if I were an alien drawn straight from the skies, all in an orderly cadence. That day went by, as odd as it may had been but now instead Every folk at the college, man or woman and what not keep asking me slanderous things such as how ,,old" are my girlfriends and whether I'm a pedophile, of course. They had been telling me that they'll send the police on me to look for child pornography, which I do Not have. Never had I wished to do so. I legitimately thought I was being all silly and funny, poking fun at the shock and now all the people believe I am a creep.
It is over.
I've fucked up with those kinds of jokes before dude. I did something different with this South American girl who got her upper torso removed from an 80,000 pound truck with the lower half of her body perfectly entact. The truck ripped off all of her clothes including pants and I made a caption saying "pussy is pussy."

I got banned from the gc and lost a bunch of friends from that. There's just certain jokes that push the line for normies.
 
I've fucked up with those kinds of jokes before dude. I did something different with this South American girl who got her upper torso removed from an 80,000 pound truck with the lower half of her body perfectly entact. The truck ripped off all of her clothes including pants and I made a caption saying "pussy is pussy."

I got banned from the gc and lost a bunch of friends from that. There's just certain jokes that push the line for normies.
Do you still have the meme? It's bad that you had such a shit "friend group & gc" but if a meme offends then it was for the best
 
This is something which I had wished to share somewhere for a while now.

Last week while I out on the college's yard I took my phone into my hand and I showed some mates nearby an image of an eight-something year old jap idol in a pretty little pink dress and I loudly said the words ,,smash or pass" like a true zoomerfag, thinking that it would be pretty funny. The image was Not pornographic or lewd, please do bear in mind. It may had been deemed as ,,evoking", depending on how one may see it, and instead those mates began looking at me as if I were an alien drawn straight from the skies, all in an orderly cadence. That day went by, as odd as it may had been but now instead Every folk at the college, man or woman and what not keep asking me slanderous things such as how ,,old" are my girlfriends and whether I'm a pedophile, of course. They had been telling me that they'll send the police on me to look for child pornography, which I do Not have. Never had I wished to do so. I legitimately thought I was being all silly and funny, poking fun at the shock and now all the people believe I am a creep.
It is over.
This is the only reason I do not miss being young. You had to have caught stupid disease when you did it. But since it happened, you have to deal with the consequences. So I will give you some advice. Just explain to the people who You You showed the picture of and explained. You were on a mental health episode, or you are under the influence of drugs, and you would like to apologize for your immature behavior if they do not accept the apology, then they are in the wrong in my opinion.
People are too cry, baby nowadays. You seem like a very energetic spastastic lad. I was just like you when I was your age except I didn't put myself in this much trouble, Jesus fucking h Christ.
 
I've fucked up with those kinds of jokes before dude. I did something different with this South American girl who got her upper torso removed from an 80,000 pound truck with the lower half of her body perfectly entact. The truck ripped off all of her clothes including pants and I made a caption saying "pussy is pussy."

I got banned from the gc and lost a bunch of friends from that. There's just certain jokes that push the line for normies.
This is why I love all of you here on this forum. Normies are too fucking sensitive and they can't take jokes so I don't even engage with their bullshit.
It's not worth having friends when they can't take your jokes. To be honest, I don't trust normies at all. That's why I don't even talk to them so I don't put myself in this trouble in the first place. Because I don't want to engage in their bullshit. Drama or otherwise, they just caused me too much problems in my youth. Now that I'm in my 30s, I know better people take everything way too fucking seriously. And for anybody else reading these posts on this forum. This is all satire. I see this as a therapeutic joke and I don't mean any of this in real life. I wish we actually had Freedom of speech. It's just lies written in the Constitution. Telling you, you have rights when you actually don't.
 
It's annoying how normies are saying "I like dark humor", but when you show them actual dark humor they start soying out
 
they reacted that way because most likely you are a sub5 dude. Imagine if CHAD said that lmao everyone would have brushed it off. You cannot win as an ugly man.
 
why do you care what some degenerate normalfags think of you. just insult them back
 
This is why I love all of you here on this forum. Normies are too fucking sensitive and they can't take jokes so I don't even engage with their bullshit.
It's not worth having friends when they can't take your jokes. To be honest, I don't trust normies at all. That's why I don't even talk to them so I don't put myself in this trouble in the first place. Because I don't want to engage in their bullshit. Drama or otherwise, they just caused me too much problems in my youth. Now that I'm in my 30s, I know better people take everything way too fucking seriously. And for anybody else reading these posts on this forum. This is all satire. I see this as a therapeutic joke and I don't mean any of this in real life. I wish we actually had Freedom of speech. It's just lies written in the Constitution. Telling you, you have rights when you actually don't.
Fucking based. This is why I love guys like you too (no homo)
 
If a Chad said that every foid in class would laugh, and then try to sleep with him. You need to remember that it's the face, height and voice that matters the most.
 
All you had to say was, "it's just a prank bro"

:lul:
 
My coworkers at my first job said the same thing about me in one of their many gossiping campaigns exercised simply to entertain themselves.

Fucking shuttle-witted knaves. These people don't give a shit, no matter what they affect the truth of their superficiality will remain crystal clear to me.
It's bettER to be seen as a potential spree shootER than a pedo

Looksmax into a psycho archetype, and you'll benefit for it. Normalfags will leave you alone at least. Some might even try to be nice to you in an effort to have you spare them on the Day of Reckoning JFL
 

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