Ryo_Hazuki
Original recipe mod from the Serge regime.
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"You look like Kylo Ren"
"You look like that that star wars dude"
"Has anyone ever told you that you look like Kylo Ren?"
I GET IT! I HAVE A FUCKING LONG MIDFACE. I'm HYPER aware of it. No human walking the earth is more hyper aware of his long midface than I am. I know I'm an ugly HORSE FACE piece of shit.
I got clowned on in high school because of my long midface. "HORSE FACE HORSE FACE HORSE FACE HORSE FACE HORSE FACE" I'VE BEEN AWARE OF THIS FOR LITERALLY HALF OF MY LIFE! Before this shit I was told I looked like Ross from friends. And whenever there's another guy with a long midface, people inevitably say I look like them even if the ONLY facial feature we have in common is an ultra long midface.
And yes, I know that most people saying I look like [insert other long midface subhuman here] are not saying it to intentionally insult me (unlike the "horse face" comments I got in high school) but I fucking get it! Co-workers saying this only fucks up my day at work. God damnit, just let me be...just let me do my best to work on auto-pilot and daydream off and on about my imaginary girlfriend, how awesome it would be to be a pretty boy, and my extremely specific fantasies in a desperate attempt to mentally escape the nightmare of being a wageslave and a sub4 one at that. Saying shit like that throws at atomic stink bomb into my internal monologue, leaving an unbearable stench that is agonizingly slow to dissipate.
"You look like that that star wars dude"
"Has anyone ever told you that you look like Kylo Ren?"
I GET IT! I HAVE A FUCKING LONG MIDFACE. I'm HYPER aware of it. No human walking the earth is more hyper aware of his long midface than I am. I know I'm an ugly HORSE FACE piece of shit.
I got clowned on in high school because of my long midface. "HORSE FACE HORSE FACE HORSE FACE HORSE FACE HORSE FACE" I'VE BEEN AWARE OF THIS FOR LITERALLY HALF OF MY LIFE! Before this shit I was told I looked like Ross from friends. And whenever there's another guy with a long midface, people inevitably say I look like them even if the ONLY facial feature we have in common is an ultra long midface.
And yes, I know that most people saying I look like [insert other long midface subhuman here] are not saying it to intentionally insult me (unlike the "horse face" comments I got in high school) but I fucking get it! Co-workers saying this only fucks up my day at work. God damnit, just let me be...just let me do my best to work on auto-pilot and daydream off and on about my imaginary girlfriend, how awesome it would be to be a pretty boy, and my extremely specific fantasies in a desperate attempt to mentally escape the nightmare of being a wageslave and a sub4 one at that. Saying shit like that throws at atomic stink bomb into my internal monologue, leaving an unbearable stench that is agonizingly slow to dissipate.