every cute girl is talking about coachella

[imbored21]

And I'm not invited. Even my oneitis asked me if I was going and I had to embarrassingly tell her no. SHe is going with her slut friends and is going to dress sexy. She's going to get fucked by Chad and I can't even watch. It's FUCKING over if you aren't going to Coachella.

 

[Cuck]

>Oneitis

 

[NotQuiteChadLite]

What the fuck is Coachella?

Looked it up, some stupid normie festival or something. JFL.

 

[VisVoi]

>Oneitis

>"and I can't even watch"

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

You're friends with your cuckitis??

 

[_incelinside]

What the fuck is a coachella

 

[Weirdcel]

Going to Coachella makes a girl no longer wife material. Time to drop your oneitis

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

Going to Coachella makes a girl no longer wife material. Time to drop your oneitis

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

Cut off denim shorts whores wearing heavy makeup sweating to rappers and singers / pure degenerate fap material

 

[Sneepysqar]

instagram roastie dies on way to coachella

 

[UnfortunatelyINCEL98]

instagram roastie dies on way to coachella

if i was near the crash probably would have fucked the body.

 

[Solitarian_Walker]

instagram roastie dies on way to coachella

"Aspiring model". LOL. Every common THOT can be an "Instagram model" these days. All you need is a vagina and a smart phone and soon you'll be making money by posting pics of your ass on Instagram for kids to masturbate to. Basically prostitution. Pussy priviledge.

 

[Minjaze]

Sounds like a good place to go ER.

 

[Deleted member 60]

if WW3 happens I hope California gets nuked first.

 

[Panda]

cochella is so fucking normie. edm festivals are 1000x better

 

[ICanOnlyFapToBDSM]

m such a wortthless sack of shit lmao
i cant think of 5 reasons not to kill mself

 

[Robtical]

Going to Coachella makes a girl no longer wife material. Time to drop your oneitis

It's true. I remember my roommate with a thousand cock stare went there, she came back with a million cock stare.

 

[Chillhop]

Paying $500 to stand in front of djs and rappers

 

[Weirdcel]

It's true. I remember my roommate with a thousand cock stare went there, she came back with a million cock stare.

There's enough degeneracy at the festival, but just imagine all the shit going on in the after parties.

instagram roastie dies on way to coachella

I click on it and right next to it is a story about an incel who killed his mom.

 

[Sadist]

instagram roastie dies on way to coachella

life fuel

 

[Sadist]

lol Coachella is only for rich white girls, who the fuck cares about that shit

 

[Deleted member 2798]

Fuckin' "Conchella". If it's any consolation, the sluts there probably aren't getting reamed any more often than the ones your see on the street every day. At some point - and we've reached it - the capacity foids have to service chadcock becomes saturated.