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RageFuel Even PLANTS are having sex!!!

BigEarsSmallChin

BigEarsSmallChin

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Just be a plant, boyos. That’s all it takes. Stacy plants won’t judge you for your looks as long as you get her pregnant. And guess what... even f***ing PLANT foids are roasties!! I’m gonna go and try to deflower some Stacy plants now. Wish me luck. I bet she rejects me for a Chad or Tyrone plant, or dies once she sees my “stamen” is “not big enough.”

FML.
 
oh, is this the plantpill, dogpill shit back again? No worries inb4 i make monitorpill
 
JFL if you aren’t vegetationmaxxing in 2019
 
Plants vs Foids
 
When you realize that almost every single organic lifeform sexmogs you.
1548699048465
 
Brutal plant pill
 
every creature having sex except us
 
Unfortunately, the plant I chose to deflower was a Venus Fly Trapper... FML!

(Just joking. But not joking about feeling mogged by plants).
 
Of course they are bro. It never ends
 
Just be a plant theory
 
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuccccck!
 
Just be a plant, bro
 

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