I was chilling with my grandfather who was watching TV, specifically Fox. Iran came on and my grandfather started shouting "BOMB THEM, FUCKING BOMB THEM, WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING HERE??? FUCKING BOMB THEM!"
I told my Grandfather I was considering signing up for the military so I can fight Iran and he was very pleasantly surprised. He then said:
>"And don't forget, girls like a man in uniform"
And I said:
>"Not how it works, they go for sports guys and tall stocky jocks. They don't care if a guy like me is is in uniform.
My grandfather responded:
>"You're right you know that, Jesus this world is a fucking mess. Back in the day girls used to like guys who served their country. Now it's all prettyboys and stupid tiktokers who have the right looks. Nothing makes sense anymore. You should still sign up but Jesus it is unfortunante thats how the things are now."
I told my Grandfather I was considering signing up for the military so I can fight Iran and he was very pleasantly surprised. He then said:
>"And don't forget, girls like a man in uniform"
And I said:
>"Not how it works, they go for sports guys and tall stocky jocks. They don't care if a guy like me is is in uniform.
My grandfather responded:
>"You're right you know that, Jesus this world is a fucking mess. Back in the day girls used to like guys who served their country. Now it's all prettyboys and stupid tiktokers who have the right looks. Nothing makes sense anymore. You should still sign up but Jesus it is unfortunante thats how the things are now."
