Brutal Even my dog lifemogs me

[BasedSaiyanCel2002]

Yeah, you read that right.
Even my dog gets laid and I don't. Just last week he was pounding a German Shepherd and me and the vet had to get him off of her. How is it that he gets to fuck (literal) bitches but I don't get to fuck human females? How is it that my dog is not a virgin but I am? SMH

 

[worthlessloser26]

Just be a dog theory

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

Just wait until you find out he fucks human foids when you're not looking.

 

[Genetic Error]

Just be a dog theory

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

So if you want to refer to a foid as a "son of a bitch" would you rather say "daughter of a bitch"?
(Sorry for bringing this up, but OP's post reminded me of this question)

 

[PLA1092]

Yeah, you read that right.
Even my dog gets laid and I don't. Just last week he was pounding a German Shepherd and me and the vet had to get him off of her. How is it that he gets to fuck (literal) bitches but I don't get to fuck human females? How is it that my dog is not a virgin but I am? SMH

Depending on his breed, he most likely mogs you in terms of frame, eye area, and male hormones...

Not to mention most doids are not Chad-only.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Of course, dogs are demigods compared to ugly males in the west.