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Serious Even if you find a gf she will leave you when she finds out you don't know how to kiss

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I sometimes observe normies when they do it and it looks like one of those things that seem easy to do until you actually try it.
I remember seeing a thread on Reddit where women (and a few men) were talking about their shitty kissing experiences and how it made them instantly lose attraction for their partner. Apparently you're not allowed to use a lot of tongue when French kissing which annoys me. I always thought it would be more intimate that way.
After 20 years of no physical contact with a foid i'd probably subconsciously try and chew her face off anyway.

Normies start making out at 11 - 13. We missed out on this essential step and cannot move forwards. Making out is as natural to normies as eating is to us. They've had so much experience it probably doesn't even feel exciting to them anymore. Imagine you somehow managed to find a foid that's attracted you and then she found out that over the course of your life no other foid has found you attractive enough to touch tongues with you. She'll leave you instantly.
 
In my mind I think kissing is much harder than fucking, like what the hell am I suppose to do with my tongue? I have no ideia
 
tldr never began
But it is indeed over, once you're something like 22 and do not even know how to kiss it is permanently over for you.
Luckily i spent my youth and prime learning how to kiss with my pillow :feelsLSD:
 
There are probably guys here who have already kissed foids
 
I have no fucking idea what am I supposed to do with my tongue during a kiss
 
There are probably guys here who have already kissed foids
Probably
Poll frag
 
We're completely inexperienced in every aspect. I wouldn't even be able to hold up those lovey-dovey conversations normies love whining about so much. It's fucking hopeless.
 
wait. I thought tongue was optional like a special occasion. you telling me they use tongue all the time?
 
wait. I thought tongue was optional like a special occasion. you telling me they use tongue all the time?

During making out you have to use it.
 
wait. I thought tongue was optional like a special occasion. you telling me they use tongue all the time?
Real Chads skip tongue in mouth and go straight to tongue in pussy
 
just youtube how to kiss a girl bro
 
Just don't kiss. Problem solved.
 
That's a brutal one. At least with sex you can watch any number of amateur porn videos and kind of play off instinct but there is nothing instinctual about making out, it's something some perverts came up with god knows how long ago and it took off. Fucking up a french kiss is like looking the girl in the face and blurting out "I am a virgin and I am many years behind in my social development."

As if that wasn't bad enough the thought alone of making out is disgusting, I don't want someone's spit in my mouth or to feel their tongue wiggling around like a bug.
 
Normies start making out at 11 - 13. We missed out on this essential step and cannot move forwards. Making out is as natural to normies as eating is to us. They've had so much experience it probably doesn't even feel exciting to them anymore.
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I hate myself for never even kissing a girl at my age
 
just youtube how to kiss a girl bro

Unironically too high inhib to do that. I can feel the cringe eating me up when I type it into google. I just imagine normies looking at me and laughing :feelsrope:
 
Oh, is that a rule or something ? That's dumb.
Why the fuck would you not kiss if you’re dating? I can see not kissing a prostitute or a one night stand, but yeah it would be really weird to be dating a girl and not kiss her.
 
Would you lick her asshole?

There's a difference between a mouth and asshole. And if she showered beforehand then yeah.
 
Both kissing and fucking are simple, don't fall for the "sexual experience" meme.

Incels have 99 problems but that ain't one.
 
Both kissing and fucking are simple, don't fall for the "sexual experience" meme.

Incels have 99 problems but that ain't one.
It may not but she can tell if you’re shit at it or have never done it before
I really hate the idea of having to lie about your virginity and inexperience because you’d want a girl to not have any issue with those, but that just isn’t the case.
 
Both kissing and fucking are simple, don't fall for the "sexual experience" meme.

Incels have 99 problems but that ain't one.

How do you do it properly? How much tongue do you use? Do you just twirl it around hers?
 
Foids are shallow, whats new.
 
Sucks that there’s no way to learn how to kiss. At least with sex, porn can show us how to have sex but with kissing, we’re really at a disadvantage for being kissless.
 
Sucks that there’s no way to learn how to kiss. At least with sex, porn can show us how to have sex but with kissing, we’re really at a disadvantage for being kissless.
Porn isn’t actually a good representation of how most people have sex
 
Motherfucker I already have enough reasons to be self-conscious about
Luckily i spent my youth and prime learning how to kiss with my pillow :feelsLSD:

If you are not rejected by your pillow then you are volcel
 
It is in our biological code. I would dominate the female by biting her in the neck and ears and I would also suck her ear lobe. This is how you do it.
 
Does kissing even exist? Seriously it seems so mythical.
 
Does kissing even exist? Seriously it seems so mythical.
I mean I’ve seen it IRL and it makes me wanna kill myself a little bit more every time
 
i think about this too OP JFL its over
 
24 and kissless, yup I think it might be over.

In my mind I think kissing is much harder than fucking, like what the hell am I suppose to do with my tongue? I have no ideia
Yeah I wouldn't even know where to begin.
 
Tbh I can’t even imagine how it’s like to kiss mouth to mouth. I would feel anxious and weird having someone’s else face so close to mine.
 

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