Even if you could flick a magic switch that enabled you to ascend (which will never happen) you could nevER allow the foid to leave alive.

[RottingMentalIago]

If you left her alive after pumping and dumping her she could accuse you of rape 30 years down the line.


If you married her she would just divorce you, take your home, take half your bank account, any antiques you own, half your hard assets that you used to cope.


Autistic men would never get laid anyway especially if ugly but if there was some magic pill to get you laid then straight after sex autistic men would have to shoot the foid in the head with a hollow point round and bury her in the woods.

 

[EcstasyCel]

Kidnapping her to a gypsy village is the only option.

 

[Emba]

Kidnapping her to Emba's basement is the only option.

I'm highly inclined to heartily concur