Even if i had a gf..

[SocialProblem]

She will leave me because.
I can t tie my shoes, she will have to tie it for me.
Can t drive. She will have to drive us.
Can t talk to people without stuttering.
Can t talk to cashier and buy things for her like a man.
She will be the one who will speak to buy food and things.
I have asmall dick and small balls
I have a unmanly voice.
I have a submisive face and her friends wil make fun of me.
I have a weak erection

 

[EnglishCel]

No shit.

 

[NΩVA]

Brutal, can't relate. I'm aggressive as fuck and have anger issues. I'd scare her away

 

[PersonalityChimp]

It's Over. I'm sorry for you brocel

 

[Lonelyus]

She will leave me because.
I can t tie my shoes, she will have to tie it for me.
Can t drive. She will have to drive us.
Can t talk to people without stuttering.
Can t talk to cashier and buy things for her like a man.
She will be the one who will speak to buy food and things.
I have asmall dick and small balls
I have a unmanly voice.
I have a submisive face and her friends wil make fun of me.
I have a weak erection

Brutal, When you someday die, I hope 400 virgins will be waiting for you, No man deserves to not be a king.

 

[calimero]

Troll?

 

[Drakul]

She will leave me because.
I can t tie my shoes, she will have to tie it for me.
Can t drive. She will have to drive us.
Can t talk to people without stuttering.
Can t talk to cashier and buy things for her like a man.
She will be the one who will speak to buy food and things.
I have asmall dick and small balls
I have a unmanly voice.
I have a submisive face and her friends wil make fun of me.
I have a weak erection

Chad will wear loafers and now he's a classy gentleman. Eventually he will come out if the closet and will launch tiktok trend "pov your bf can't tie his shoes and it becomes an excuse to blow him".

If you you have to be manly you're a cuck to her. Real masculinity for a woman is being able to be a 125 lbs lanky faggot with painted nails and still make the other foids turn around drooling.

 

[Jealous Freak]

She will leave me because.
I can t tie my shoes, she will have to tie it for me.
Can t drive. She will have to drive us.
Can t talk to people without stuttering.
Can t talk to cashier and buy things for her like a man.
She will be the one who will speak to buy food and things.
I have asmall dick and small balls
I have a unmanly voice.
I have a submisive face and her friends wil make fun of me.
I have a weak erection

Relatable.
Sometimes I feel like I'm no longer part of this society, everyone would hate me.

 

[SocialProblem]

Troll?

No

 

[Asgard]

Brutal, can't relate. I'm aggressive as fuck and have anger issues. I'd scare her away

And she would find out that I only listen to ISIL nasheeds and (yup, AQ nasheeds before the 2013 merge).

 

[Asgard]

Can t drive. She will have to drive us.

I can't drive due to derealization episodes, and I would end up (eventually) crashing.

 

[Asgard]

She will be the one who will speak to buy food and things.

Yeah. Me as well, unfortunately.

 

[Asgard]

can t tie my shoes, she will have to tie it for me.

I always leave my shows tied. No need to re-tie again.