So I was talking with my 9 year old nephew, who I am extremely close with, when he asked me about the big bump on my nose.
I told him its called a pimple.
He said "eeewwwwww, why don't you just pop it?"
I told him 4 reasons: 1 you risk getting acne scars, 2 its difficult for me to do so, 3 it goes away soon enough, and 4 im already ugly so why care enough to do it?
He reacted to me calling myself ugly by saying "but don't you have a girlfriend?"
I, of course, said no. He thought I did because I mistakenly thought a girl accepted a date with me, but she didn't. Long story.
Even children understand that ugliness = no girlfriend.
He then went on to roast my face even further when I destroyed the "I have a girlfriend" halo he had with me. He asked me about all the blackheads on my nose, why my nose is so big, why my cheeks were so big, etc. I told him to shut up before I throw him off the window (2nd story).
I then went on and said he will get acne eventually. Somehow the conversation ended up about us talking about how he kissed so many girls (on the lips) in pre-k and how his mother even took some pictures of it. He also said he had a girlfriend from last school year, and that another girl asked him if he got a valentine for her, the gf got jealous and they got into a loud argument fighting for him. Makes sense, he is a total chadlet.
EDIT: I would also like to add when his mom was talking about how she needs to find a husband, my nephew barged into the conversation and demanded that she finds a man who is very handsome, tall, and very strong.
I told him its called a pimple.
He said "eeewwwwww, why don't you just pop it?"
I told him 4 reasons: 1 you risk getting acne scars, 2 its difficult for me to do so, 3 it goes away soon enough, and 4 im already ugly so why care enough to do it?
He reacted to me calling myself ugly by saying "but don't you have a girlfriend?"
I, of course, said no. He thought I did because I mistakenly thought a girl accepted a date with me, but she didn't. Long story.
Even children understand that ugliness = no girlfriend.
He then went on to roast my face even further when I destroyed the "I have a girlfriend" halo he had with me. He asked me about all the blackheads on my nose, why my nose is so big, why my cheeks were so big, etc. I told him to shut up before I throw him off the window (2nd story).
I then went on and said he will get acne eventually. Somehow the conversation ended up about us talking about how he kissed so many girls (on the lips) in pre-k and how his mother even took some pictures of it. He also said he had a girlfriend from last school year, and that another girl asked him if he got a valentine for her, the gf got jealous and they got into a loud argument fighting for him. Makes sense, he is a total chadlet.
EDIT: I would also like to add when his mom was talking about how she needs to find a husband, my nephew barged into the conversation and demanded that she finds a man who is very handsome, tall, and very strong.
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