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Escotcels, do you be makin' noise in bed?

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I've always wondered about this complaint. Ladies will pant and scream and come up with the most depraved dirty talk imaginable, but men are pretty much silent except for a grunt or a sigh at the end. That's the stereotype at least.

So what exactly are women asking men to do? Not be shy about making noise? Stop "holding it in?" Because I don't think men are holding it in. When I masturbate, I'm whisper quiet because I don't feel the need to make noise.

The other option is what bothers me: They're asking men to fake their reactions with pageantry. Because if they're asking men to do this, that means they've been doing it and want men to return the favor. It's not "fake" to women, it's simply how you show your appreciation.

Well that's not how I see it and I don't want any fake moans. If I can't make you do it for real, don't stroke my ego. If anything, I'm insulted. But how about the escortcels? Does my dick simply not work and this is a matter of men being afraid to be like "OOOOOOOHHHHHH YAAAAAAAAAAAAA HNNNNNGGG FUUUUGGGGGG" like women do?
 
Just think about Frothy's oldcel ramblings during your next escortceling session theory
 
When I masturbate, I'm whisper quiet because I don't feel the need to make noise.
I stay quiet when I fap because I might lose my erection if I hear my own voice:feelsbadman:
 
I’ve never made any noises tbh. :feelsUgh:
 


I've always wondered about this complaint. Ladies will pant and scream and come up with the most depraved dirty talk imaginable, but men are pretty much silent except for a grunt or a sigh at the end. That's the stereotype at least.

So what exactly are women asking men to do? Not be shy about making noise? Stop "holding it in?" Because I don't think men are holding it in. When I masturbate, I'm whisper quiet because I don't feel the need to make noise.

The other option is what bothers me: They're asking men to fake their reactions with pageantry. Because if they're asking men to do this, that means they've been doing it and want men to return the favor. It's not "fake" to women, it's simply how you show your appreciation.

Well that's not how I see it and I don't want any fake moans. If I can't make you do it for real, don't stroke my ego. If anything, I'm insulted. But how about the escortcels? Does my dick simply not work and this is a matter of men being afraid to be like "OOOOOOOHHHHHH YAAAAAAAAAAAAA HNNNNNGGG FUUUUGGGGGG" like women do?

Foids only will only like you to make noise if they are atracted to you.

I do noise like those pornstar videos cuz whores thing that I will cum soon and want me out(so they start to make noise or make noise harder), but is actually a trick to maximize a pornstar experience since I´m not near to cum until the end of the hour :feelsdevil:
 
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Sexhavers problems why ask that shit here
 
I don’t make noise when i coom. I think it is learned behavior from masturbating in my parents house as a teen
 
Make noise only if it’s natural don’t force it
 
Tbh. Sexhavers.is at this point:feelshaha:
its fucking retarded its like r9k all over again “ ive only had sex 4 times in the past year is it over?”:feelsrope:
 
Great, so females found ANOTHER thing to complain about.

But no, it's normal and I more or less would only want to hear legitimate moans. Females are just so fucking fake when it comes to doing ANYTHING, and fake moans would just remind me of that and make me uncomfortable. In theory, anyway.

I don't make noises, most of the time. I usually do when I orgasm though. If some males here don't, it could be that your dick is fucked up from circumcision and you aren't actually feeling the full amount of pleasure as a consequence.
 
havent been to an escort but why would you make noises? there's no point in trying to make an escort enjoy the experience.
 
havent been to an escort but why would you make noises? there's no point in trying to make an escort enjoy the experience.

Because they're involuntary, one would think. But maybe they are just compliments to the chef.
 
Because they're involuntary, one would think. But maybe they are just compliments to the chef.
oh well yeah i meant the fake ones, i thought the original video was implying that.
 
oh well yeah i meant the fake ones, i thought the original video was implying that.

What the video is implying is there is only one kind of sex noise. But the question is, does she mean real ones or fake ones?
 
I had the best orgasm in my life when I bought a vagina toy in which I put lube in I couldnt help myself but scream and moan as I was fucking that thing raw

However with escorts not worth to mention during fapping I am always silent because I 1. grew numb in my penis and Iprobably cannot feel enough so I get pleasure, the only thing that could give me pleasure is probably if I would be allowed to fuck a pussy raw without condom and that pussy would be tight, warm and wet

And 2. I am also conditioned to not moan because I watched porn and that is the only real sex eduaction I had

I only fucked maybe 5 escorts and I wouldnt even call it fucking rather it was a fight against myself to try to enjoy it and get hard and larp as masculine
 
Great, so females found ANOTHER thing to complain about.
:bluepill:
But no, it's normal and I more or less would only want to hear legitimate moans. Females are just so fucking fake when it comes to doing ANYTHING, and fake moans would just remind me of that and make me uncomfortable. In theory, anyway.

I don't make noises, most of the time. I usually do when I orgasm though. If some males here don't, it could be that your dick is fucked up from circumcision and you aren't actually feeling the full amount of pleasure as a consequence.
That doesn't make any fucking sense. It's the mushroom red tip of your dick that feels the most pleasure. It's basically the male equivalent of the clit. How does MORE skin that slides back when you get a bones anyway create more pleasure??
 
That doesn't make any fucking sense. It's the mushroom red tip of your dick that feels the most pleasure. It's basically the male equivalent of the clit. How does MORE skin that slides back when you get a bones anyway create more pleasure??

I don't believe it either, but then again I'm circumcised.

I'm guessing the skin is extra friction up there, which causes the extra pleasure? Or maybe this is a myth that persists because, how would you confirm it? If you're circumcised, you were likely circumcised at birth. So the only pleasure any man has ever known is with the penis they got at birth. We would need a man who pleasured his circumcised dick, and then went and got it clipped. He would know.
 
I don't believe it either, but then again I'm circumcised.

I'm guessing the skin is extra friction up there, which causes the extra pleasure? Or maybe this is a myth that persists because, how would you confirm it? If you're circumcised, you were likely circumcised at birth. So the only pleasure any man has ever known is with the penis they got at birth. We would need a man who pleasured his circumcised dick, and then went and got it clipped. He would know.

I've heard of cases where males got circumcised later in life and it fucked up their orgasm. Men who are circumcised also describe their orgasm as feeling little better than taking a piss. I can assure that the difference between pissing and having an orgasm is massive. Only the most desperate, biggest piss can even come close to half of that pleasure.

That doesn't make any fucking sense. It's the mushroom red tip of your dick that feels the most pleasure. It's basically the male equivalent of the clit. How does MORE skin that slides back when you get a bones anyway create more pleasure??
Seems like cope, snippedcel.

A circumcision removes nerve endings that contribute to the pleasure.
 
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