They say the finest and cheapest of all whores reside in Escortania, elven maidens, blessed with everlasting youth and happiness, in a beautiful land, the ripest fruit on every tree, all year round, the water, clearer than crystal and bluer than than the sky, where no man need wear birth control, as they are protected from STD and pregnancy by magical ward's built by the ancients.
To get there, you first must find Pimp Lord III, it is said he is one of the few left living who has the knowledge required to find this fabled realm.
Where to find him, you wonder? Well, that is a valuable piece of information, one I cannot give lightly. If you so desire, and your heart is set on this quest, we may meet, form a party, and embark on this quest together, I will lead the way if you will lend me your company.
mogs meThey say the finest and cheapest of all whores reside in Escortania, elven maidens, blessed with everlasting youth and happiness, in a beautiful land, the ripest fruit on every tree, all year round, the water, clearer than crystal and bluer than than the sky, where no man need wear birth control, as they are protected from STD and pregnancy by magical ward's built by the ancients.
To get there, you first must find Pimp Lord III, it is said he is one of the few left living who has the knowledge required to find this fabled realm.
Where to find him, you wonder? Well, that is a valuable piece of information, one I cannot give lightly. If you so desire, and your heart is set on this quest, we may meet, form a party, and embark on the journey together, I will lead the way if you will lend me your company.
