LifeFuel Escorts can be life affirming

[Profligate]

I've been escortcelling for about 3 years now I think and most of the experiences have been quite bad. They're either rude to me and provide a shitty service or they're too old and ugly for me to get horny.

But there's been times when I've had genuinely good interactions with escorts that left me feeling much better. Like for example today I was about to see this one girl that probably wasn't even real because when I arrived at the hotel she told me that I will have to transfer her money before she can come down. Naturally I told her to fuck off a started walking back home.

But I wasn't having it. I had to get my balls drained.

As I walked home I texted this other girl I found on an escort website. A 26 yo Brazillian with a really nice body, big tits, slim waist, long legs and all that stuff. She agreed to meet up right away and she lived only a 5 minute walk away so I started heading over there.

Naturally I expected her to look completely different irl but when she opened the door I was blown away. She actually looked the same as in her pics and not only that she was quite talkative and friendly which usually isn't the case. Also she smelled very nice.

I paid 80 pounds for half an hour and started feeling her up. I couldn't believe how tight her body was and her skin was so smooth and plump. She had painted toe nails with strappy heels on to show them off. Being a footfag I enjoyed them for a bit and after that she started sucking my dick which was already hard and then I fucked her missionary and busted a nut in like under 5 minutes. Condom everything unfortunately but it didn't matter.

After that we talked for a bit and when I left her place I was honestly feeling high. All of problems didn't seem to matter anymore. All in all a life affirming experience.

My takeaway from this is don't be afraid to turn around and walk away if what you're seeing isn't what was advertised or if she's giving you a bitchy attitude. You're gonna get a life denying experience that may put you off escortcelling forever.

 

[parzurnacs]

This is why money is important. I'm an involuntary NEET, if I could I would be a wagie just to fuck prostitutes

 

[Profligate]

This is why money is important. I'm an involuntary NEET, if I could I would be a wagie just to fuck prostitutes

What country do you live in? It's not that expensive in europe. I work part time and get neetbux and I can afford it a couple of times a month.

 

[subhuman]

I agree. It’s life denying to repress your sexual desires by not letting yourself escortcel. However, it shouldn’t be taken as your life’s purpose to pursue shallow pleasures.

 

[PLA1092]

Talked for a bit about what?

 

[Profligate]

@surreal There isn't anything stopping you from getting one

 

[Profligate]

Talked for a bit about what?

Apparently there were Romanian escorts living next door who advertised themselves as "Brazilians" and naturally Romanians provide the bottom of the barrel service so it fucked with her business because people would think she's one of them.

 

[PopeOfCope]

Not an escortcel myself, and it's not really for me, but I am genuinely curious: how often are they rude? It seems to me that even when it means money that foids have trouble holding back their disdain

 

[Profligate]

Not an escortcel myself, and it's not really for me, but I am genuinely curious: how often are they rude? It seems to me that even when it means money that foids have trouble holding back their disdain

Well it depends where they're from. Romanian sluts are terrible. Stay away from them no matter what they promise you. The locals are mostly alright but most of them are 30+ years old so I don't see them.

 

[Profligate]

Location, money, ethnicity, looks, laws

Ok I get that but you can always relocate. I come from a poor shithole of a country as well

 

[incelerated]

@surreal There isn't anything stopping you from getting one

How about the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps?
That enough to stop someone from getting one?

 

[PopeOfCope]

Well it depends where they're from. Romanian sluts are terrible. Stay away from them no matter what they promise you. The locals are mostly alright but most of them are 30+ years old so I don't see them.

Yeah I've been to Eastern Europe enough to avoid Romanians in general tbh

 

[Profligate]

How about the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps?
That enough to stop someone from getting one?

Are they not letting you leave the country?

 

[Profligate]

Nah I'm just joking, escortcels are still incels but they mog tf outta me

So why don't you become one?

 

[Breathingflaws]

I've been escortcelling for about 3 years now I think and most of the experiences have been quite bad. They're either rude to me and provide a shitty service or they're too old and ugly for me to get horny.

But there's been times when I've had genuinely good interactions with escorts that left me feeling much better. Like for example today I was about to see this one girl that probably wasn't even real because when I arrived at the hotel she told me that I will have to transfer her money before she can come down. Naturally I told her to fuck off a started walking back home.

But I wasn't having it. I had to get my balls drained.

As I walked home I texted this other girl I found on an escort website. A 26 yo Brazillian with a really nice body, big tits, slim waist, long legs and all that stuff. She agreed to meet up right away and she lived only a 5 minute walk away so I started heading over there.

Naturally I expected her to look completely different irl but when she opened the door I was blown away. She actually looked the same as in her pics and not only that she was quite talkative and friendly which usually isn't the case. Also she smelled very nice.

I paid 80 pounds for half an hour and started feeling her up. I couldn't believe how tight her body was and her skin was so smooth and plump. She had painted toe nails with strappy heels on to show them off. Being a footfag I enjoyed them for a bit and after that she started sucking my dick which was already hard and then I fucked her missionary and busted a nut in like under 5 minutes. Condom everything unfortunately but it didn't matter.

After that we talked for a bit and when I left her place I was honestly feeling high. All of problems didn't seem to matter anymore. All in all a life affirming experience.

My takeaway from this is don't be afraid to turn around and walk away if what you're seeing isn't what was advertised or if she's giving you a bitchy attitude. You're gonna get a life denying experience that may put you off escortcelling forever.

All hail footfags. (not srs) Dude i wish there were escorts around me that looked human. Its all scams "send money first" like happened to you. They will talk on phone wait till you get to a hotel and then ask for money before being seen. Pure scam. I cant believe i fell for it. The bitch had too many pics though and it was a girl on the phone line... But shes probably coached by a dude.. she was able to send a sign with my name so thats when i made the drive 35 miles and turns out it was still a scam... "cash app me first and ill come downstairs" bitch die. I wanted to actually say though i would loooveee a hot ass skank and it actually be worth the money. These 200lb tatted up whales advertise here and want 300 an hr life wtf. I gave up long ago on that shit. The best i've done is meet a freshly addicted to crack whore who was smooth and utterly pretty and got sucked off in the car, fucked her and came on her and only gave the whore 50 bucks. Im low inhib to the point i wore no condom. Im disease free. I needed to feel that puss at max setting. Bitch felt like paradise like a strong warmth to my nervous system. The pussy was so tight and just the right moist. This is what foids get to experience everyday. I got it one time in a life time? Yeah equality. And i had to pay for it. She didnt like nor care about me but she was friendly, the convo was so fake her asking me questions and shit she wouldnt wait to get home and rail some meth. Always feels amazing when you paid like a cuck and have sex with a girl not into you. This is why i only did it once even though she was mind blowing,

 

[Stopping@Nothing19]

i'll never pay for sex, it's cucked

 

[Profligate]

Muslim country + can't move out

Brutal. Can't you get an arranged marriage there?

i'll never pay for sex, it's cucked

Paid sex is better than no sex

 

[PoodankMcGee]

Are you Euro? I would like to escortmaxx at some point but it seems hard to here. I sometimes look at the one site I know, but every ad is a scam or I reverse image search and find all sorts of other cities with the same pic, so i get sketched out.

America is such a hellscape I cant even pay my wagebucks to fuck a hole.

 

[Profligate]

Are you Euro? I would like to escortmaxx at some point but it seems hard to here. I sometimes look at the one site I know, but every ad is a scam or I reverse image search and find all sorts of other cities with the same pic, so i get sketched out.

America is such a hellscape I cant even pay my wagebucks to fuck a hole.

I live in western europe so it's easy to find escorts and they're relatively affordable but yeah America is one of the worst countries for escortmaxxing. You should consider going to Colombia or Mexico for that or better yet south east asia

 

[Profligate]

All hail footfags. (not srs) Dude i wish there were escorts around me that looked human. Its all scams "send money first" like happened to you. They will talk on phone wait till you get to a hotel and then ask for money before being seen. Pure scam. I cant believe i fell for it. The bitch had too many pics though and it was a girl on the phone line... But shes probably coached by a dude.. she was able to send a sign with my name so thats when i made the drive 35 miles and turns out it was still a scam... "cash app me first and ill come downstairs" bitch die. I wanted to actually say though i would loooveee a hot ass skank and it actually be worth the money. These 200lb tatted up whales advertise here and want 300 an hr life wtf. I gave up long ago on that shit. The best i've done is meet a freshly addicted to crack whore who was smooth and utterly pretty and got sucked off in the car, fucked her and came on her and only gave the whore 50 bucks. Im low inhib to the point i wore no condom. Im disease free. I needed to feel that puss at max setting. Bitch felt like paradise like a strong warmth to my nervous system. The pussy was so tight and just the right moist. This is what foids get to experience everyday. I got it one time in a life time? Yeah equality. And i had to pay for it. She didnt like nor care about me but she was friendly, the convo was so fake her asking me questions and shit she wouldnt wait to get home and rail some meth. Always feels amazing when you paid like a cuck and have sex with a girl not into you. This is why i only did it once even though she was mind blowing,

That's why I only go to escorts who live within a walking distance from me. I once got stood up after travelling for over an hour as well. Fuck that shit. But yeah you're from America I'm guessing? It's pretty bad over there from what I've heard

 

[SlayerSlayer]

Location, money, ethnicity, looks, laws

STDS, PIMPS, SHAME

 

[IronsideCel]

i can't just walk to paytoilets houses n shiet here wtf




over for usacels

 

[Profligate]

STDS

It's worth the risk for me tbh. And most of the time it's going to be condom sex and condom bj anyway

PIMPS

Most of the escorts are independent in Europe or at least where I live. They don't need pimps simply because it's legal and we have websites that are specifically made for them. So any girl can just post her profile there and easily get customers.

SHAME

It's either this or masturbating to porn. Which one do you think is more shameful?

 

[medicated_swan]

I wouldn’t do it. Besides being morally against it, it also sounds so shallow to me, I feel like sensuality is quintessential to sex. I know we’re not exactly in a position to choose, but I’d honestly rather stay a virgin than pay someone to fuck me, that’s just personally though.

 

[Profligate]

I wouldn’t do it. Besides being morally against it, it also sounds so shallow to me, I feel like sensuality is quintessential to sex. I know we’re not exactly in a position to choose, but I’d honestly rather stay a virgin than pay someone to fuck me, that’s just personally though.

You're morally against paid sex but watching those same women getting fucked on a screen while you touch yourself is okay to you? I can't wrap my head around this.

 

[medicated_swan]

You're morally against paid sex but watching those same women getting fucked on a screen while you touch yourself is okay to you? I can't wrap my head around this.

I guess I see your point. Maybe I’m just not blackpilled enough, give it a couple years and I might resort to that.

 

[Profligate]

I guess I see your point. Maybe I’m just not blackpilled enough, give it a couple years and I might resort to that.

It's probably just a lower sex drive. I need to smell and touch women or I will either go crazy or become an alcoholic coomer. Both of those things have happened in the past.

 

[Jeffery Epstein]

Lucky you for having escorts within walking distance. I need to travel to my capitol for 2 and a half hours to get one. Which is a massive waste if it turns out to be a scam. Contemplating travelling to another country where there are reputable brothels and get it done there, but struggling to find good resources for that in english.

 

[Swagpilled]

nice tranny whore propaganda post

 

[Profligate]

Lucky you for having escorts within walking distance. I need to travel to my capitol for 2 and a half hours to get one. Which is a massive waste if it turns out to be a scam. Contemplating travelling to another country where there are reputable brothels and get it done there, but struggling to find good resources for that in english.

Move to your capital then or any of the big cities in your country. I doesn't have to be another country also don't bother with the brothels the whores there are shit from what I've heard. Independent escorts are the best.

nice tranny whore propaganda post

What?

 

[Jeffery Epstein]

Move to your capital then or any of the big cities in your country. I doesn't have to be another country also don't bother with the brothels the whores there are shit from what I've heard. Independent escorts are the best.

What?

To poor for that. Even a shithole the size of a broom closet costs a fortune in the big cities.

 

[General Alek]

i'd like an escort who hasn't had sex with many men

 

[Shrek]

Kek and JFL

 

[Nemesis]

What pages do you use to look for escorts?

 

[Yan Babayan]

Why are escortcels incels? If you're not a virgin, you're not an incel??

 

[Orzmund]

Sounds pleasant.

 

[It's Not Over]

life’s purpose to pursue shallow pleasures

There is no higher purpose. You won't get any medal by denying yourself pleasure. Your suffering has no meaning.

 

[diedlonely]

Why are escortcels incels? If you're not a virgin, you're not an incel??

You think an escort is going to fall in “love” with an incel.?

 

[Yan Babayan]

You think an escort is going to fall in “love” with an incel.?

Incel = celibate, Escortcel is celibate???

 

[frmentalcel]

i hate the word affirming because the only time i see people saying it are when tranny mutants are chopping their cocks off and calling it “gender affirming care”

 

[Count Yorga]

STDS, PIMPS, SHAME

Based.