Escorts are the only category of women you gain something by being nice: advice for future escortcels.

[Jerek]

I know us escortcels are in a minority here, but it's just because in order to fuck escorts you need to be an oldcel (30+), not only because you need a job and the money to pay hookers but because it takes a certain degree of desperation to start accepting that "you will pay women for sex".

I've wondered about it for years because massage videos turned me on and i've started to get into "masseuses" first (not noodlewhores, white ones) and then, occasionally, true escorts. I still prefer the masseuses, though, and some of them have sex with you too.

Anyways, back to the original topic: remember guys, escorts are the one and only category of women that, if you are nice (and more clean as possible), you can gain something for that.

If you go to an escort, be sure to:

• be NICE to the escort: i don't mean that you have to act like a cuck and bring her flower or shit like that. She is doing a job, and if you make it easier for her it is possible that she will give you a bit of extra reward (but you need to be clean and not fat, see next). Don't argue with her (unless she is rude, then you WILL have the slut respect you even by getting angry);
• don't be fat. People assume fat people are dirty and smelly, and they are often right. Gymcel in order to be thin;
• be extra clean (take a shower, bro!). If your hair are shit just shave them and try to shave your armpits/your dick. Wash your dick througly and even your asshole (you can even put your finger into it and drag shit away if there is any);
• try to know in advance the price of the escort so you don't find yourself trying to bargain over that.

Only with escorts, of course. With normal females doing any of this is worth nothing.

 

[Deleted member 23981]

i cant even escortcel because my dick is to sensitive and cant pully my foreskin down when its erect desu

 

[Jerek]

i cant even escortcel because my dick is to sensitive and cant pully my foreskin down when its erect desu

It's called phimosis, i had it too.

I was lucky my type was not severe, so i was able to do a mini surgery to extend my frenulum. After that i needed to get used to it, though, but now it's perfectly fine.

You can become less sensitive by washing your dick every morning too with products.

 

[Deleted member 23981]

It's called phimosis, i had it too.

I was lucky my type was not severe, so i was able to do a mini surgery to extend my frenulum. After that i needed to get used to it, though, but now it's perfectly fine.

You can become less sensitive by washing your dick every morning too with products.

oh thanks, i can pull it down when im soft, but not when im hard. Also when i pull it down it sometimes fold over the skin and i have to fix it ngl.

 

[Saint Lives MattER]

Why are you fingering yourself for a whore?

oh thanks, i can pull it down when im soft, but not when im hard. Also when i pull it down it sometimes fold over the skin and i have to fix it ngl.

You can stretch it slowly and overtime I believe, look it up. Never had the issue, but pretty sure you can.

 

[Jerek]

oh thanks, i can pull it down when im soft, but not when im hard. Also when i pull it down it sometimes fold over the skin and i have to fix it ngl.

Be ready, though, the anestethic puncture you have to get in order to make the surgery is fucking painful. After that it's a cakewalk, too. I had this surgery at 20+ so i waited a long.

 

[Words2_live_bye]

Why are you fingering yourself for a whore?

 

[Deleted member 24256]

Will escorts accept skinnyfat dudes

 

[Deleted member 23981]

Be ready, though, the anestethic puncture you have to get in order to make the surgery is fucking painful. After that it's a cakewalk, too. I had this surgery at 20+ so i waited a long.

wtf? ill just start stretching now, i dont want to get pain liek that now man, holy fuck, my phimosis isnt that bad fuck fuck fuck

 

[Jerek]

Why are you fingering yourself for a whore?

Because feeling her tongue in my asshole is pretty good ngl.

Will escorts accept skinnyfat dudes

They accept everyone (unless you're obese), but the more fat you are the more you will disgust them. I'm ugly, but i'm slim and "fit", so they have no problems doing whatever i want.

wtf? ill just start stretching now, i dont want to get pain liek that now man, holy fuck, my phimosis isnt that bad fuck fuck fuck

Relax man, just the sting is fucking painful but it lasts like 3 seconds. Maybe your case is solvable with stretching but if it's not there's no need to be a chicken.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Goes without saying that the more fat & less agile you are the less actual physical fucking & sex you'll be able to do.

That's one of the benefits of Gymcelling. You don't do it for the you do it for escortcelling

 

[Deleted member 23981]

Because feeling her tongue in my asshole is pretty good ngl.


They accept everyone (unless you're obese), but the more fat you are the more you will disgust them. I'm ugly, but i'm slim and "fit", so they have no problems doing whatever i want.


Relax man, just the sting is fucking painful but it lasts like 3 seconds. Maybe your case is solvable with stretching but if it's not there's no need to be a chicken.

dw i found a phimosis stretching guide, i can handle pain for 3 secs tbh, im just a pussy tbh

Goes without saying that the more fat & less agile you are the less actual physical fucking & sex you'll be able to do.

That's one of the benefits of Gymcelling. You don't do it for the you do it for escortcelling

also being gymcelled lowers ur chance of being bullied ngl

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

You can become less sensitive by washing your dick every morning too with products.

which products?

 

[Jerek]

which products?

ph 5.5 soap, shit like that. ask your doctor

 

[BlkPillPres]

Because feeling her tongue in my asshole is pretty good ngl.

I'll keep my ass clean regardless but sorry, I'm not doing this gay shit JFL, all your other advice I'll take

But what do you mean by "be thin", like you can't have a bit of tummy fat even?

If so that's ridiculous for someone I'm paying to fuck me, I plan on getting back in peak shape anyways, but I'm not going to rush to do that as a requirement to fuck whores

Also JFL at "be NICE" but you have a whore doing disgusting shit like tasting your ass, you have to see how funny that sounds, I could double your "niceness" by simply not requesting her taste ass, I'll walk in right after you're done and the whore will be thanking me after I leave

Either way good to see an informative thread of a knowledgeable incel

 

[Deleted member 23981]

I want touch a girls bob and suck it long time ngl

 

[Jerek]

I'll keep my ass clean regardless but sorry, I'm not doing this gay shit JFL, all your other advice I'll take

But what do you mean by "be thin", like you can't have a bit of tummy fat even?

If so that's ridiculous for someone I'm paying to fuck me, I plan on getting back in peak shape anyways, but I'm not going to rush to do that as a requirement to fuck whores

Also JFL at "be NICE" but you have a whore doing disgusting shit like tasting your ass, you have to see how funny that sounds, I could double your "niceness" by simply not requesting her taste ass, I'll walk in right after you're done and the whore will be thanking me after I leave

Either way good to see an informative thread of a knowledgeable incel

I thought it was gay but i tried it and i liked it, also i like the fact a toilet is licking my butthole in a sense that i can pretend i'm dominating her.

A bit of tummy fat is fine but the more fit and shaven you are the more you seem clean to her. I've also licked a few hookers, but only the young, white and model-like ones. If a hooker is fat, non white or not clean shaven i do not even kiss her.

 

[cryptic__egg]

Over if your dick is broken.

 

[Iwanttolive]

Thanks for the advice

 

[BlkPillPres]

also i like the fact a toilet is licking my butthole in a sense that i can pretend i'm dominating her

That's why I'd much rather be on the penetrative side of anal, there's no greater domination than to use the typical "no entry" hole, though without douching it won't be so enjoyable for either of us lol

If a hooker is fat, non white or not clean shaven i do not even kiss her.

JFL why even use ethnic hookers then, best you stick to all white if you are that repulsed by them

Or is it more of a "more likely to have a disease" thing?

Is it safer that way? ("statistically")

 

[Jerek]

That's why I'd much rather be on the penetrative side of anal, there's no greater domination than to use the typical "no entry" hole, though without douching it won't be so enjoyable for either of us lol

Holes that do anal are rare and the ones that do are the nastiest ones. I'd say beware. Also anal isn't that great, i mean, it's tighter but nothing more than penetration. Having your butthole licked clean is something that is also pleasurable in physical sense.

JFL why even use ethnic hookers then, best you stick to all white if you are that repulsed by them

Or is it more of a "more likely to have a disease" thing?

Is it safer that way? ("statistically")

Well, it's like i don't even touch noodlewhores (chinese/thai) from massage parlours because they are always hairy and they do not strike me as having much hygiene. It happened to me -once- that i've undressed a masseuse and a horrid smell came from her butt. NEVER went to a noodle place after that. Disgusting. Also, they are the ones that do the most stuff so i tend to avoid kiss or lick them.

I went to a black masseuse just ONCE because reviews were stellar about her. She was kinda hot and not that black, but i was disappointed after the experience (she was clean and all but saggy tits and she didn't even blow me).

Hispanics ones are the third best ones and they usually are the best compromise between looks and being slutty (=doing more things for you).

Est-europeans are typically cold but i've met one that is gorgeous and do anything for you (rimming, too).

Whites are the best. The only problem is, you can find those teens (18-19 ofc) that do sex and it's even cheap, but it's so mechanic it's not enjoyable.

 

[COPE GmbH]

I've heard on the internet that married men when going to brothel, they shave, shower, perfume, clothing) themselves better and attractionmaxx.

 

[theson]

Just finger your anus theory.

 

[Stalin]

The top things for a whore an ugly man should have:

- money
- money
- money
- being slim
- 6 pack

also trying to be NT - this way she will not think of a customer to be some weirdo trying to butt-fk her unexpectedly.

 

[DarthSpectra]

Lol, a whole list of requirements when we go to a fucking prostitute, for which WE PAY FOR... No fucking comment

 

[Deleted member 21514]

(you can even put your finger into it and drag shit away if there is any)

 

[Jerek]

Lol, a whole list of requirements when we go to a fucking prostitute, for which WE PAY FOR... No fucking comment

those are not requirements, read better

It's the only way you can properly clean your asshole.

 

[Stalin]

OP, I dunno all my SEA thai hookers were very clean they like taking showers at least 3 times/day(not a meme lol).

Maybe you confuse them with chinese(hairy) or they were very low ones.

 

[grondilu]

Agreed on all points.

Being nice means being polite and not bargaining. Just don't be a dick.

I think hookers are revulsed by fat guys, very old guys and guys with skin conditions. You can't control the last two but everyone can be lean. I think nutrition is more important than exercise, though.

Hygiene is indeed important. A bit of grooming matters too. Chad can get away with everything but you should probably get a hair cut and be shaved.

The main point of all of this is to not get blacklisted, not get in trouble with a pimp and to minimize the feeling of disgust in her because that would ruin your experience.

 

[Stalin]

very old guys

 

[Jerek]

OP, I dunno all my SEA thai hookers were very clean they like taking showers at least 3 times/day(not a meme lol).

Maybe you confuse them with chinese(hairy) or they were very low ones.

I can assure you the one with the stinky butt was thai, but i concur that chinese seems worse (also yeah, the few thai i've seen were almost all clean shaven).

 

[Greyandoldcel]

The few times i've been with escorts it was robotic, rushed sex. They want you to blow your load as quickly as possible so they can get to their next client. It felt pretty dirty tbh and i didn't leave feeling any better about myself. You're basically just paying to fuck a warm hole and with your dick being in a rubber you don't feel much anyway. I'd rather save my money and just have a wank instead.

 

[Jerek]

The few times i've been with escorts it was robotic, rushed sex. They want you to blow your load as quickly as possible so they can get to their next client. It felt pretty dirty tbh and i didn't leave feeling any better about myself. You're basically just paying to fuck a warm hole and with your dick being in a rubber you don't feel much anyway. I'd rather save my money and just have a wank instead.

You are right, that's why you have to choose masseuses that also have sex. The whole part with foreplay, rubbing their body on yours, kissing and licking you is really worth it. The fucking, per se, is not anything exceptional.

I guess if you have a sex with a willing foid she is way more wet and enthusiastic.

 

[Stalin]

You are right, that's why you have to choose masseuses that also have sex. The whole part with foreplay, rubbing their body on yours, kissing and licking you is really worth it. The fucking, per se, is not anything exceptional.

Yes, good point. Sometimes a good 1 hour massage followed with a quick HJ is much better than s.x in condom. Thats why I'am heading towards SEA - they have a plenty of places like this in a walking distance from a hotel room and people in tourist places are just chilling out - less stress, anxiety and nervosity.

 

[Jerek]

Yes, good point. Sometimes a good 1 hour massage followed with a quick HJ is much better than s.x in condom. Thats why I'am heading towards SEA - they have a plenty of places like this in a walking distance from a hotel room and people in tourist places are just chilling out - less stress, anxiety and nervosity.

HJ? At least a BJ, and i want to get rimmed and have a body massage.

I did something very dangerous, though: there is this practice of rubbing the base of your cock with the vagina by climbing on it. You can't get HIV from it, but i guess you can get herpes or shit like that.

But there is this awesome hooker that does it and she is so fucking hot that i cannot say no. I want her right now ngl.

my dick is small ngl. i’d feel so embarrassed just sitting there. it’s not even legal where i live and i’ve never heard about it in my area.

My dick is small too (it's barely 6") but who the fuck cares. Just have your fun.

 

[Stalin]

HJ? At least a BJ

BJ can already give you resistant chlamydia - I know i guy who contracted it from one unprotected BJ from a hooker(in England) and had to eat different antibiotics like candies for like 2 years lol.

I recall I refused a BJ from the last SEA hooker and stick with HJ instead (after massage).

 

[SuccessfulShark]

I want touch a girls bob and suck it long time ngl

 

[Jerek]

BJ can already give you resistant chlamydia - I know i guy who contracted it from one unprotected BJ from a hooker(in England) and had to eat different antibiotics like candies for like 2 years lol.

I recall I refused a BJ from the last SEA hooker and stick with HJ instead (after massage).

I've got bj countless times and for now nothing happened, i always see if the foid has mouth in her blood or shit like that but if she is clean you should be fine. Your friend must have been really unlucky.

But i admit i got some of those microscopic lumps but i had the doctor burn them with the cold liquid. It's not herpes or something serious, there's a specific term which i'm not remembering right now and it's really common.

 

[Deleted member 18214]

Over for escourtcels

 

[Lv99_BixNood]

"Escort" is a shitty euphemism like sex worker. Just call them what they are: whores. Also paying for sex is cucked.

 

[bigantennaemay1]

I want touch a girls bob and suck it long time ngl

 

[radishman]

Escorts, the only foids normies advice is relevant too.

 

[Deleted member 10124]

Escorts, the only foids normies advice is relevant too.

Agreed on all points.

Being nice means being polite and not bargaining. Just don't be a dick.

I think hookers are revulsed by fat guys, very old guys and guys with skin conditions. You can't control the last two but everyone can be lean. I think nutrition is more important than exercise, though.

Hygiene is indeed important. A bit of grooming matters too. Chad can get away with everything but you should probably get a hair cut and be shaved.

The main point of all of this is to not get blacklisted, not get in trouble with a pimp and to minimize the feeling of disgust in her because that would ruin your experience.

 

[Stalin]

But i admit i got some of those microscopic lumps but i had the doctor burn them with the cold liquid. It's not herpes or something serious, there's a specific term which i'm not remembering right now and it's really common.

Could be something like Molluscum contagiosum if he is burning them with cold.

 

[DarthSpectra]

those are not requirements, read better


It's the only way you can properly clean your asshole.

Yes, I get what you say, but just think about it... We have to do all these things just for what? OK, I agree that you should at least wash yourself to be clean, I'm not even talking about the ass, but if someone's fat, they should go 2 years in the gym and diet just to have mlady's approval? She chose that job, was she really thinking she'll get fit, clean, shaved young men? No. OK, being clean and decent is one thing and you should of course do it regardless of anything, but shaving carefully, losing weight and so much on for a woman you pay to have sex with you?

 

[Jerek]

"Escort" is a shitty euphemism like sex worker. Just call them what they are: whores. Also paying for sex is cucked.

It's the less cucked way to have sex for an incel, way less cucked than betabux.

Could be something like Molluscum contagiosum if he is burning them with cold.

Yes, this. I had three very small pimples and he burned it. Not a big deal. I can imagine chad and stacies gets that a lot.

Yes, I get what you say, but just think about it... We have to do all these things just for what? OK, I agree that you should at least wash yourself to be clean, I'm not even talking about the ass, but if someone's fat, they should go 2 years in the gym and diet just to have mlady's approval? She chose that job, was she really thinking she'll get fit, clean, shaved young men? No. OK, being clean and decent is one thing and you should of course do it regardless of anything, but shaving carefully, losing weight and so much on for a woman you pay to have sex with you?

I'm not saying that if you are fat you can't escortcel, i'm just saying that foids (and even males tbh) are disgusted by someone fat because they assume (and they are usually right) that a fat person is dirty and does not take care of himself.

You don't go to the gym to please hookers, you do that because you want dignity for yourself even if you are ugly. You want to be in shape and be able to defend yourself in case someone wants to bully you (it can happen even in the world of adults, just in a different way).

Having a whore licking your butthole it's just a nice side effect.

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I’m not a future escortcel

 

[Transcended Trucel]

I’m not a future escortcel

Cope. You will be when your oldcel

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

Lol, a whole list of requirements when we go to a fucking prostitute, for which WE PAY FOR... No fucking comment

cucked thread ngl.

 

[DarthSpectra]

cucked thread ngl.

Yea...