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Serious Escorts are a better Investment than a Doll

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Escorts are a better investment than a doll for the following reasons.

1. Well-made dolls deteriorate significantly within a few years. High-quality synthetic materials rip if you are rough with them.

2. Switching out parts for your doll (chest, head, clothes) can add up $$$ quick. With escorts this is not a problem.

3. You need to have sex with a doll A LOT to get a decent return on investment. The sex (I presume as a virgin) will never be as good as a woman, otherwise no one would pursue foids.

4. Cleaning dolls gets old. Escorts clean themselves. You could have so much sex with a pretty foid for 3K. Maybe even set up a discount.

5. The experience. Do you wonder how your life would be fundamentally altered by fucking the forbidden fruit? I think about it constantly.

It scares me how different I might be if I had had sex in my youth. Now, I’ve sort of given up. No pretty escorts in my area and the police in my area are STRICT about sex workers.

This thread is a response to @Dollfucker whose posts are hilarious.
 
dolls don’t give you STDs or scam you
 
No no no, simple no fuck escorts let them all burn to ash
 
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let them all burn to ash
All women are escorts :feelsthink:

If you want all women to burn to ash you are not an incel. You are straight goofy.
 
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All women are escorts :feelsthink:

Thus, if you want all foids to burn to ash you are not an incel. You are just goofy.
I honestly think the only goofy one here is you, let all foids burn to ash let the whole world include you and me burn to ash
 
Escorts are a better investment than a doll for the following reasons.

1. Well-made dolls deteriorate significantly within a few years. High-quality synthetic materials rip if you are rough with them.

2. Switching out parts for your doll (chest, head, clothes) can add up $$$ quick. With escorts this is not a problem.

3. You need to have sex with a doll A LOT to get a decent return on investment. The sex (I presume as a virgin) will never be as good as a woman, otherwise no one would pursue foids.

4. Cleaning dolls gets old. Escorts clean themselves. You could have so much sex with a pretty foid for 3K. Maybe even set up a discount.

5. The experience. Do you wonder how your life would be fundamentally altered by fucking the forbidden fruit? I think about it constantly.

It scares me how different I might be if I had had sex in my youth. Now, I’ve sort of given up. No pretty escorts in my area and the police in my area are STRICT about sex workers.

This thread is a response to @Dollfucker whose posts are hilarious.
Yeah tpe dolls lasts like 3-4 years and by the time it dies the materials will get better. Dollmaxxing is better because paying for escorts is cucked and most escorts wont care about you. Alot of people that fu ked escorts said they didn't give a shit is always on their phone, just laid there and did nothing, was rushing for them to get out fuck all of that
 
good luck hiding a doll from your parents
 
Don't want sex satisfaction, for that I can fap already but If I was near dying I would try a scort. Just to know how it is an IRL experience. Though that's way too far from Chad teenage years
 
whore worshiping thread
 
Prostitutes are WAY more expensive than dolls long-term. Most I've seen charge $200+ per session, so it would really only take a month for even a PREMIUM doll to pay itself back if I wanted something to fuck every day.

Also, I want to be able to fuck something whenever; hassle free. There's no preparation involved with a doll other than a quick wash and there's also no risk of getting mugged, arrested, infected, or simply not being able to get it up.
 
Most escorts in my area are fucking ugly and charge way too much.
 
its neither for me. I ve been to prostitutes very long ago, and it wasnt worth it. I rather just fap from time2time and release it that way.
And with dolls, they just arent realistic enough for me. I have very special preferences and so far ive never seen a doll that comes close to that.

AI porn >
 
Strong disagree: You say dolls get worn out but hookers are already worn out on the first time, and their holes get loose unlike doll, also you can use a doll whenever as well as not having to deal with awkward human interaction.
 
I saw once a video, that an escort i don t know from where she was, she didn't want to do nothing for money because that guy was too ugly, short!
 
In escortmaxxing you are a peasant rentcuck. Buying a doll and you become a ownerlord.
 
The problem with escorts is that you have to talk with women, which is a major obstacle. Even if you can they will find you extemely repulsive which will make anyone here very insecure.

Another problem would be actually having sex with them. If your dick is under 6 inches or even under average it's fucking over. Maybe not a problem if you don't care about pleasuring foids, unless you care about your body image and what you are doing. There are hundreds of stories on reddit of escorts going "we don't care if you're small, we like it actually," which I believe is LARP because escorts take hundreds if not thousands of cocks every month or year and they expect us to believe they arent stretched out and loose to the point where they would need something beyond 6 inches to pleasure them.

The final problem with escorts is that in most cases you can't do whatever you want with them. You have to wear condoms, which is good for protection but this cucks you from the true feeling of the inside of a foid's pussy. Even if you didn't have to wear one you'd still be cucked from the pleasure of cumming inside her. Of course you probably could get these pleasures if you pay more but is it really fucking worth it?

You don't have to talk to a doll. Sure, it might be hard to clean it but it's 100x easier than having to go through the mental task of talking to a foid. You don't have to worry about pleasuring a doll. It's about your pleasure and not the doll's, since it can't feel anything anyway. And the best part is that you can do whatever you want with it. Want to cum on it? Sure. Want to cum in its mouth? Go ahead. Want to cum inside its artifical vagina? Hell yeah.
 
I don't want STD's and diseases, so no thanks
 
I hired an escort once. The ad said Latinas. Instead I got a frumpy single mom with saggy tits and bad hair. A $20.00 whore IMO. She charged me a $200.00 ugly tax for a hand job. It would cost me double if I wanted to do more. I couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse. No joke!!!

I've had sex with my two dolls over 800 times, so at $200.00 a pop, which I believe is way undervalued for 8+ Supermodels, I would have spent $160,000. Subtract their purchase fees and I’m way ahead. Unlike the escort, Katie and Shelby are more than welcome to stay. Watch my video and do the math.



 

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