Escortmaxxers, how was your time with an escort?

[Dr. Autismo]

Next time I get paid will be on the 12th of January, I'm going to visit an escort on that day.
I got links to a few websites where I can book an escort in my town.
I'm going to contact one on monday and arrange an out all for Friday.

Also, i don't care if escortmaxxing is "cucked" because your paying a foid for something chad gets for free.
Foids in my town hate me, fear me, are disgusted by me and only see me as a weird, ugly orge.
It is this or nothing at all.
Escortmaxxing is a million times better than blowing hundreds, if not thousands of pounds or dollars on some ethot on twitch and/or onlyfans.
unlike escorts, your not going to get anything from ethots, you wont even touch her.
she'll go back to her chad boyfriend and theyll both laugh about how much of a pathetic simp you are.

I'm curious, how was your time with an escort?
Was it good?
Did you feel different afterwards?
Did it change your life for the better afterwards?

 

[m0nkey]

It doesn't feel any better just jerk off trust me save your money

 

[lifeisfucked215]

It doesn't feel any better just jerk off trust me save your money

Anytime I think about seeing an escort. I jerk off and when I'm done I think wow I just saved $300+

 

[lifeisfucked215]

Good escorts are hard to find nowadays. And the rates are absolutely fucking ridiculous. Some of these whores are really charging $500+ an hour and EVERYTHING is covered. Just imagine paying 500+ to fuck a plastic bag. If the blowjob isn't even bare I won't consider it at all. Plus the service just isn't good, you can tell they hate what they're are doing.
Its a lot different now then when I started 5 years ago

 

[faded]

Good escorts are hard to find nowadays. And the rates are absolutely fucking ridiculous. Some of these whores are really charging $500+ an hour and EVERYTHING is covered. Just imagine paying 500+ to fuck a plastic bag. If the blowjob isn't even bare I won't consider it at all. Plus the service just isn't good, you can tell they hate what they're are doing.
Its a lot different now then when I started 5 years ago

You need to go for the trafficked Eastern European sluts at least here in Jew York a lot seem to pretend to enjoy it and let you do what you want

 

[lifeisfucked215]

You need to go for the trafficked Eastern European sluts at least here in Jew York a lot seem to pretend to enjoy it and let you do what you want

Yeah I hear its good out there. I hear Las Vegas is pretty good too.

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

interesting

i look forward to hearing about your experience with the escort, Lord Autismo

been thinking abt doing it myself

 

[Dr. Autismo]

It doesn't feel any better just jerk off trust me save your money

Any experience is better than no experience.

 

[faded]

Yeah I hear its good out there. I hear Las Vegas is pretty good too.

I ordered an hole in Vegas and they sent me a nigger when it was a white girl on the ad and I had to threaten call police to make that cunt leave. No way I was touching a filthy nigger

 

[Dr. Autismo]

interesting

i look forward to hearing about your experience with the escort, Lord Autismo

been thinking abt doing it myself

I strongly suggest you do it if you can't get it the normal way.
Foids hate us, they won't sleep with us, so fine, fuck you too, we'll just pay for it.
'Sides, at least you can say you've done it.

 

[Dr. Autismo]

I ordered an hole in Vegas and they sent me a nigger when it was a white girl on the ad and I had to threaten call police to make that cunt leave. No way I was touching a filthy nigger

Different strokes for different blokes.
I wouldn't mind fucking a filthy nigger though.

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

Foids hate us, they won't sleep with us

water

ye thats why i wanna escortmaxxx

i will still see myself as virgin but atleast ill know the feeling of being inside of a woman

 

[Dr. Autismo]

I'm in the u.k, lots of escorts on the websites charge under £200.

Good escorts are hard to find nowadays. And the rates are absolutely fucking ridiculous. Some of these whores are really charging $500+ an hour and EVERYTHING is covered. Just imagine paying 500+ to fuck a plastic bag. If the blowjob isn't even bare I won't consider it at all. Plus the service just isn't good, you can tell they hate what they're are doing.
Its a lot different now then when I started 5 years ago

 

[lazy_gamer_423]

I had to threaten call police to make that cunt leave. No way I was touching a filthy nigger

based

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

I ordered an hole in Vegas and they sent me a nigger when it was a white girl on the ad and I had to threaten call police to make that cunt leave. No way I was touching a filthy nigger

wtf thats fucked

good for you for not being a lil cuck and be like 'oh uhm the ad said white but ur black uhmm ok il do it im sorry'

 

[faded]

Different strokes for different blokes.
I wouldn't mind fucking a filthy nigger though.

I would rather be thrown in a gas chamber

 

[Dr. Autismo]

I would rather be thrown in a gas chamber

Better smell, right?

 

[faded]

wtf thats fucked

good for you for not being a lil cuck and be like 'oh uhm the ad said white but ur black uhmm ok il do it im sorry'

The cunt tried to force her way into my hotel room when I said no but I locked the door chain. I’m lucky she didn’t try to shoot or stab me. I told the cunt either leave or I call the hotel security and she left after standing in front of the door for 30 min.

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

The cunt tried to force her way into my hotel room when I said no but I locked the door chain. I’m lucky she didn’t try to shoot or stab me. I told the cunt either leave or I call the hotel security and she left after standing in front of the door for 30 min.

so did u ever escortmaxxx after the sheboon incident?

 

[faded]

so did u ever escortmaxxx after the sheboon incident?

Yeah tons of times in NYC. That incident was two years ago.

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

Yeah tons of times in NYC. That incident was two years ago.

wasnt it awkard the first time? thats my main thought

if its so awkard the first time and i cant get it up cause im scared im gonna fucking rope jfl

 

[faded]

wasnt it awkard the first time? thats my main thought

if its so awkard the first time and i cant get it up cause im scared im gonna fucking rope jfl

Mine was the opposite. I chose a high end blonde Russian model type whore for $600. I fucked her but couldnt finish so I just left with blue balls and the whore made fun of me!

 

[Dr. Autismo]

water

ye thats why i wanna escortmaxxx

i will still see myself as virgin but atleast ill know the feeling of being inside of a woman

I might do update posts regarding the escort saga.
I'm thinking of using a voice recorder on my phone as proof when I do the deed.

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

I might do update posts regarding the escort saga.
I'm thinking of using a voice recorder on my phone as proof when I do the deed

bump

 

[Dr. Autismo]

bump

What?

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

What?

4chan lingo

 

[Dr. Autismo]

4chan lingo

What does it mean?

Fist bump?

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

What does it mean?

Fist bump?

 

[FunkyMonk]

Since you are from the UK, London has plenty of escorts but the good ones are a ridiculous price. I usually go for Thai hookers or hookers around £150. I do my research before going into these things. As for the experience, it depends on the hooker. I will say do it in the daytime as some hookers are pissed of during the evening.

 

[WeirdoDesperado]

If it's possible, try to find a hooker with good reviews. This is very important especially as an incel to minimize risk of getting rude, cold, unsatisfying or humiliating service. I had good time because the escort I was with, was warm and friendly. It cost 250€ for 90 minutes. I take longer times because for me it's not just about sex, I need to hug, cuddle and french kiss a lot since I'm very affectionate and I really need that warmth in the middle of horrors being an incel. It made my life somewhat more bearable but it doesn't change life for better that much especially because it's very expensive and normies get it for free without condom. At least you know how it feels and know somewhat how to do it.

 

[sinclair_silence]

for me, I could never recover myself after using an escort—that's just the way my mind works. it would destroy what self-esteem i have left and even worse i would have to forever live with that as being my first time. and then if someday i got a real gf/wife, the thought of the escort would always be in the back of mind, and would probably ruin the sexual experiences with my partner.

 

[lifeisfucked215]

I ordered an hole in Vegas and they sent me a nigger when it was a white girl on the ad and I had to threaten call police to make that cunt leave. No way I was touching a filthy nigger

I never go through agencies or pimps. Always try to find independent whores

 

[BELOW_Average_Joe]

Sides, at least you can say you've done it.

I'd rather die incel than fuck a hooker, can't imagine the sheer shame and self-disgusted I'd feel. It's humiliating as fuck, its something literally anyone can do. It doesn't solve shit either

 

[BELOW_Average_Joe]

, I need to hug, cuddle and french kiss a lot since I'm very affectionate

 

[WeirdoDesperado]

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That's what I want to have with a foid. It's normal life for normies, prettyboys and chads. They do that in public too.

 

[faded]

I never go through agencies or pimps. Always try to find independent whores

Pimps and agencies should be burned alive

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

Escortmaxxing is a million times better than blowing hundreds, if not thousands of pounds or dollars on some ethot on twitch and/or onlyfans.

Agreed.

 

[Feeshtu]

Well, my escort experiences were 20 years ago.

But, that was before all this onlyfans nonsense.
So you could still find hot escorts.
I had a few good times, and the prices were more reasonable back then.

But, sex with a condom isn’t much fun.
I think it actually feels better to jerk off than have condom sex.
However, it is much more mentally pleasurable to fuck a foid.

 

[BELOW_Average_Joe]

That's what I want to have with a foid. It's normal life for normies, prettyboys and chads. They do that in public too.

A foid that sucked off 20 guys that week and prob did all kinds of nasty shit like asshole rimming with them, yeah that sounds nice. Get a grip, man

 

[Max Doltman]

It doesn't feel any better just jerk off trust me save your money

@Mainländer do you think the same?

 

[Saigon Depression]

I'm curious, how was your time with an escort?

My first one was kind of pleasant, although far from what I would consider good today.
I made a thread about it back then.

I visited an escort - now feeling empty inside

After almost two months of nofap (by far the longest of my life), I finally took the courage to visit an escort. 29, short, slightly chubby girl, fine tits. I paid for one hour, but the whole thing lasted for 30 minutes. Still, I didn't mind. Not that it was bad, because it's not true. But it...

incels.is

Was it good?

Later on, I had some very good experiences, some forgettable mediocre, and some rather negative ones too.

Did you feel different afterwards?

I thought that I would, but I didn't. Just felt emptier mostly.

Did it change your life for the better afterwards?

Not a lot, but at least I had sex. Paid and kind of fake sex, but still more than nothing. This makes me feel better I guess, but my life in general has not become better.

That's what I want to have with a foid. It's normal life for normies, prettyboys and chads. They do that in public too.

It's normal, I also prefer a lot of cuddling and kissing too. With all my degenerate kinks mostly induced by porn and my general insanity, my taste is still pretty much vanilla.

 

[lifeisfucked215]

I would write about some of my experiences but I don't wanna get a warning for bragging. Basically what I'm trying to say is that I've yet to find a whore who is a 100% in my book. One who is good looking, genuine, has good skills, is tight etc etc. If that girl existed I would never visit different whores and just see her all the time. They all are different and have their strengths and weaknesses

 

[currycel102]

I dont want to lose my virginity to an escort

 

[greggymex7]

I dont want to lose my virginity to an escort

 

[Awake]

only beta cucks use paid toilets

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

Anytime I think about seeing an escort. I jerk off and when I'm done I think wow I just saved $300+

same + i think what i could buy with that escort money instead and it stays with me. additional thing is that i have lifelong premature ejaculation (always 20 seconds maximum)

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

only beta cucks use paid toilets

bullshit

superrich use escorts all the time. often it is just simpler and easier to pay directly for sex when money isn't an issue

even handsome, tall men who can get free pussy use escorts. that is a fact

 

[lifeisfucked215]

bullshit

superrich use escorts all the time. often it is just simpler and easier to pay directly for sex when money isn't an issue

even handsome, tall men who can get free pussy use escorts. that is a fact

All kinds of men visit them. And yeah when I blow the money on the escort im like damn I could've bought some crab legs or something. Or save up for school or a big down payment on a house. If the session is good I don't think about that at all. When it's a shitty experience I think how I just got robbed

 

[Awake]

bullshit

superrich use escorts all the time. often it is just simpler and easier to pay directly for sex when money isn't an issue

even handsome, tall men who can get free pussy use escorts. that is a fact

once again only beta cucks use a paid toilets that have been used by another 3k+ death to all toilets death to all paid toilets

 

[Saigon Depression]

bullshit

superrich use escorts all the time. often it is just simpler and easier to pay directly for sex when money isn't an issue

even handsome, tall men who can get free pussy use escorts. that is a fact

The difference is that when rich males or Chads use escorts, they are just saving time and ensuring quality. They could have sex with attractive females for free as well, but it takes longer and sometimes the quality of foids might not exactly be what they expect.

Incels use escorts out of pure desperation and necessity, because otherwise, they wouldn't be able to have sex at all.