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Escorting is great. I recommend it to everyone, (with a few points to consider)

Carpanesi

Carpanesi

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Guys, i finally did it. I'm not a virgin anymore. I hired a prostitute yesterday and it cost me so little I'm considering doing it again as soon as I raise the money needed

(I'm not sure if I can or should discuss the experience (i know it's permitted, sort of, but I wouldn't want to make anyone feel bad, but I also want to share to boost confidence on others who read this) so i'll try to write in a way that doesn't seem like i'm bragging or anything)

Things started last week, I couldn't meet her and we remarked for wednesday night. There's an international event happenign rn in my city so some streets are closed and some bus lines aren't working either, nonetheless I took an uber and met her at a motel (ps. a motel in Brazil is a "love hotel" and not a "motor hotel") where we chat a bit, I can somewhat "pass" as an non-incel due to my "normal" appearance at 1st but I didn't even try to lie, I came up and said early that I was virgin and wanted to lose it. She treated me with respect though, and was pretty cool at it.

I hired her for half hour. I didn't brought a condom but she had some, she didn't even charge me anything. I paid around 130 reais (BRL) in total (the program + motel fee + uber ride + bus back home) which is around ~27 USD in direct conversion

We talked about other stuff but it didn't got over 10 minutes, she told me she's somewhat popular around beginners and young guys, and actually prefers it since they don't ask for disgusting stuff

One thing she told me is that she doesn't kiss on the mouth, despite accepting to suck dick without the condom (the program is pretty much what we see in porn, starting with the hj then bj then going to vaginal/anal sex, we didn't do anal because it costs extra and I was scared to screw up) which is great because I didn't want to kiss her either (for obvious reasons"

As expected I couldn't last more than 15 minutes, or 20 minutes, can't remember exactly but I got to cum twice and she even gave me a relaxing massage afterwards since my time hadn't expired

Turns out it's a great experience and I recommend it to all who can affort as long as it's legal in your country, escorting is the way and I'm genuinely happy now. The only down part is not having the money needed, but I recently got a part time job and since I live with my parents and have 0 fixed expenses, all of that (around 1200 reais / 250 USD per month after taxes) is pretty much pocket money.

I honestly recommend escorting at least once in a life, it really puts into a perspective, but I can't be sure the experience will be good depending on what culture every person is. for fellow brazilians I'm more than certain it's great.
 
the problem is that most of us don't have access to hookers and brothels since most nations are so cucked and they won't allow that shit.
if i had the oppurtunity to lose my virginity by money i would definitely lose it and maybe start building my own giant body count
most hookers aren't very expensive anyway unless you're in US where a single night can cost up to 400 dollars.
 
As expected I couldn't last more than 15 minutes, or 20 minutes, can't remember exactly but I got to cum twice and she even gave me a relaxing massage afterwards since my time hadn't expired
most of hookers won't do this shit
they might call the police on you if you don't leave the moment you finish inside.
i guess you got lucky and found yourself a good whore to fuck
I hired her for half hour. I didn't brought a condom but she had some, she didn't even charge me anything. I paid around 130 reais (BRL) in total (the program + motel fee + uber ride + bus back home) which is around ~27 USD in direct conversion
good price for cumming twice and getting a massage
Turns out it's a great experience and I recommend it to all who can affort as long as it's legal in your country, escorting is the way and I'm genuinely happy now. The only down part is not having the money needed, but I recently got a part time job and since I live with my parents and have 0 fixed expenses, all of that (around 1200 per month after taxes) is pretty much pocket money.
i will probably try to find some illegal whore to fuck.
 
the problem is that most of us don't have access to hookers and brothels since most nations are so cucked and they won't allow that shit.
if i had the oppurtunity to lose my virginity by money i would definitely lose it and maybe start building my own giant body count
most hookers aren't very expensive anyway unless you're in US where a single night can cost up to 400 dollars.

400 USD a night? that's insane

So if they sleep every weekday (not even working at the weekends) they get a 6-figure salary? no wonder the ocident is so screwed up
 
most of hookers won't do this shit
they might call the police on you if you don't leave the moment you finish inside.
i guess you got lucky and found yourself a good whore to fuck

good price for cumming twice and getting a massage

i will probably try to find some illegal whore to fuck.
I live in brazil, prostitution here is legal, hookers can even find clients in the street... at daytime.
 
400 USD a night? that's insane

So if they sleep every weekday (not even working at the weekends) they get a 6-figure salary? no wonder the ocident is so screwed up
Here you pay for a used up old gypsy 100 euro for half an hour rubber sex
 
its not for me. I want meaningful relationships.
 
its not for me. I want meaningful relationships.
understandable

But I still think it's a valuable experience. no one has to know. Just as you're probably date someday a girl that won't tell you about all she had done prior to meeting you, you shouldn't either tell her everything

I also want a meaningful relationship and maybe even marry some girl one day, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy stuff now

I wanted to hire an escort for sometime even before I started reading this forum/register. But if it's not your cup of tea then don't
 
I'd escortmaxx if it means I can kiss her.
 
Here you pay for a used up old gypsy 100 euro for half an hour rubber sex
well the girl I just hired wasn't very pretty but her body was well mantained, also she didn't have silicone or implants, it was natural.

rubber is mandatory it seems, but some accept to perform blowjob without one. However intercourse it seems to be mandatory, they don't accept without a condom.

Still 100 euro is a huge sum if coverter to brazilian money. it's around half my monthly pay. it's a no go for me in europe.
 
I'd escortmaxx if it means I can kiss her.
Some accept kissing

The girl I hired didn't, but she did do oral without condom. She says in her page that it depends on customer hygiene. So i guess it paid off taking a shower before and throughly cleaning my balls n dick!
 
I'd escortmaxx if it means I can kiss her.
you will be taking ton of dick in your mouth if you kiss one of these whores, they're super filthy
400 USD a night? that's insane

So if they sleep every weekday (not even working at the weekends) they get a 6-figure salary? no wonder the ocident is so screwed up
yeah it's a ton of money
feminism and cuckoldry allow these women to choose and reject you if you're not good looking enough for their standards even tho they're literal hookers.
the can also call the cops and accuse you if trying to rape them.
going to a place like germany is probably the best way to cope with escortceiling
 
well the girl I just hired wasn't very pretty but her body was well mantained, also she didn't have silicone or implants, it was natural.

rubber is mandatory it seems, but some accept to perform blowjob without one. However intercourse it seems to be mandatory, they don't accept without a condom.

Still 100 euro is a huge sum if coverter to brazilian money. it's around half my monthly pay. it's a no go for me in europe.
Yeah thailand u get whole night for 30 usd
 
I only went to a brothel once and it was shit because of porn addiction, we tried like multiple sex positions and the foid tried grabbed my dick and shoving it in but it was soft because I couldn't get hard. Probably the most embarrassing thing I had to go through in my entire life. I might do it in the future once I get a job but must make sure to not fap for a week beforehand.
You shouyld consider treating that addiction then

Escorting is great, sorry if I'm excited, I feel like discovering something GREAT that I was missing out

It's also great because I'm a total parasite living with my parents and all my monthly salary, despite being the minimum for my country, can be spent as I wish on dumb stuff. I have over 200 games on steam I'll probably never play and bought just because they were on sale.

My life currently sucks at multiple areas, but at least I get to spend what I earn, have little as responsibility and since my job is part time i have time to play games and use the internet.

If you get a job I recommend you hire an escort (as long as it's legal in your place) with your first salary!
 
Great for you! I also recommend escortcelling.

When I did it I went on for something like 40 min and couldn't cum. Still, experience was good and fun and getting sucked off is great. I went to one of those "massage with happy ending" places (same country), so the escort and the place were really nice. I told her I was inexperienced and she was super ok and helpful. Since I got her at the beginning of the shift I had no problem kissing her. I intend to do it again soon.

How old are you btw?

Always wear a rubber. Especially when they say you can do it without.
 
escorts in my city are lazy grannies and fat goblinas
 
Great for you! I also recommend escortcelling.

When I did it I went on for something like 40 min and couldn't cum. Still, experience was good and fun and getting sucked off is great. I went to one of those "massage with happy ending" places (same country), so the escort and the place were really nice. I told her I was inexperienced and she was super ok and helpful. Since I got her at the beginning of the shift I had no problem kissing her. I intend to do it again soon.
I once went to 'massage with happy ending' and she wouldn't even let me touch her private parts.
 
I once went to 'massage with happy ending' and she wouldn't even let me touch her private parts.
Brutal. Did you complain about her on your way out and never went back?
 
That's pretty cheap
 
I’d like to be with an escort who hasn’t been with that many men
Even if you find an 18 year old one she's probably fucked in the double digits before she got into that line of work.
 
You should do it before you die, but it looses its flavor because of cost and risk. Real affection and love is only for Chad.
 
Great for you! I also recommend escortcelling.

When I did it I went on for something like 40 min and couldn't cum. Still, experience was good and fun and getting sucked off is great. I went to one of those "massage with happy ending" places (same country), so the escort and the place were really nice. I told her I was inexperienced and she was super ok and helpful. Since I got her at the beginning of the shift I had no problem kissing her. I intend to do it again soon.

How old are you btw?

Always wear a rubber. Especially when they say you can do it without.
I'm on my early 20s. If you're referring to "mental age" it's much less. I figure most here are also addicted to anime and video games?

About "cum time", like other has said porn addiction seems to cause that, I'm glad for one I didn't have access to porn early in life, I can't say much about it other that there's a video about that famous black guy saying he was also addicted to porn and was encouraging guys to stop, forgot his name
 
congrats brocel :feelsokman: , but I live in a cucked country so it's illegal there. I'd do it if it was cheap and legal.
 
I'm on my early 20s. If you're referring to "mental age" it's much less. I figure most here are also addicted to anime and video games?

About "cum time", like other has said porn addiction seems to cause that, I'm glad for one I didn't have access to porn early in life, I can't say much about it other that there's a video about that famous black guy saying he was also addicted to porn and was encouraging guys to stop, forgot his name
Video game and anime are copes. People here tend to indulge in copes because our lives are severely lacking.

Porn shows unrealistic sex, so you become desensitized to it and it gets harder and harder to get it up with more vanilla stuff. Fapping too much is also bad because reduces sensitivity in penis. It's called death grip syndrome.

I think the guy you're referring to is Kevin Samuels.
 
I’d like to be with an escort who hasn’t been with that many men
Just forget all about it. The more you spend time and energy thinking about how many exes she has the more you get to enjoy everything else.

If we think too much about that we can never like any woman in the face of the earth because there's no way to be 100% sure she never had sex/abortion/etc

I can't say because I never had a girlfriend, i figure I'd hate that she would lie to me about it, but in the case of a prostitute there's no point in the body count - whether she slept with 1 guy or 100, she's still a prostitute, not relationship material. also i figure those with a lower count would be much less likely to know how to deal with beginners in sex.

The intercourse I had with the prostitute was pretty much what you see in porn, it's a plus because I had only that experience. hj and bj requires 0 effort on the guy part and the penetration part was simple enough. I basically just did what an actor in a porn movie does. also she knew beforehand I was virgin so she made it easier for me to position myself and such.

Before the blowjob she asked me to tell her when I was about to cum, because she didn't want it in the mouth. She didn't justify and I complied because she was overall nice with me. And just like she said I did cum during the blowjob. Guess it was smart not lying to her about being a virgin, she would find out after a guy cums in around 5 minutes from oral

I guess porn stars are just prostitutes that do it in front of studio cameras.
 
Video game and anime are copes. People here tend to indulge in copes because our lives are severely lacking.

Porn shows unrealistic sex, so you become desensitized to it and it gets harder and harder to get it up with more vanilla stuff. Fapping too much is also bad because reduces sensitivity in penis. It's called death grip syndrome.

I think the guy you're referring to is Kevin Samuels.
Well i like anime a lot (but not hentai) and also mangas, I'm a total fan of japanese culture overall.

And it's not kevin samuels. it's an actor, an actual actor of movies/series. I can't recall his name.
 
It's terry crews. That's his name.
 
Nice! I'm gonan visit one someday too
 
No offense but I'd rather die a virgin than pay a whore to pretend to love me.
 
Indian American chiming in.

I'm 100% going to get an escort. No ifs, ands, or buts. I will travel the world if needed. If you guys want to die a virgin because "my oneitis is a video game princess" and "I'm better than men who pay to see escorts, I'm better than degenerates" then THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, not mine.
 
Even if you find an 18 year old one she's probably fucked in the double digits before she got into that line of work.
Maybe, but good luck finding your virgin, lol.
 
Guys, i finally did it. I'm not a virgin anymore. I hired a prostitute yesterday and it cost me so little I'm considering doing it again as soon as I raise the money needed

(I'm not sure if I can or should discuss the experience (i know it's permitted, sort of, but I wouldn't want to make anyone feel bad, but I also want to share to boost confidence on others who read this) so i'll try to write in a way that doesn't seem like i'm bragging or anything)

Things started last week, I couldn't meet her and we remarked for wednesday night. There's an international event happenign rn in my city so some streets are closed and some bus lines aren't working either, nonetheless I took an uber and met her at a motel (ps. a motel in Brazil is a "love hotel" and not a "motor hotel") where we chat a bit, I can somewhat "pass" as an non-incel due to my "normal" appearance at 1st but I didn't even try to lie, I came up and said early that I was virgin and wanted to lose it. She treated me with respect though, and was pretty cool at it.

I hired her for half hour. I didn't brought a condom but she had some, she didn't even charge me anything. I paid around 130 reais (BRL) in total (the program + motel fee + uber ride + bus back home) which is around ~27 USD in direct conversion

We talked about other stuff but it didn't got over 10 minutes, she told me she's somewhat popular around beginners and young guys, and actually prefers it since they don't ask for disgusting stuff

One thing she told me is that she doesn't kiss on the mouth, despite accepting to suck dick without the condom (the program is pretty much what we see in porn, starting with the hj then bj then going to vaginal/anal sex, we didn't do anal because it costs extra and I was scared to screw up) which is great because I didn't want to kiss her either (for obvious reasons"

As expected I couldn't last more than 15 minutes, or 20 minutes, can't remember exactly but I got to cum twice and she even gave me a relaxing massage afterwards since my time hadn't expired

Turns out it's a great experience and I recommend it to all who can affort as long as it's legal in your country, escorting is the way and I'm genuinely happy now. The only down part is not having the money needed, but I recently got a part time job and since I live with my parents and have 0 fixed expenses, all of that (around 1200 reais / 250 USD per month after taxes) is pretty much pocket money.

I honestly recommend escorting at least once in a life, it really puts into a perspective, but I can't be sure the experience will be good depending on what culture every person is. for fellow brazilians I'm more than certain it's great.
Good for you. Sex IS a biological need. There is no wrong way to satisfy it.
 
No offense but I'd rather die a virgin than pay a whore to pretend to love me.
It's not love (which doesn't exist), it's sex. We do need sex. We DO NOT NEED love, because it never existed.
 
No offense but I'd rather die a virgin than pay a whore to pretend to love me.
Totally respect your thinking but it doesn't make sense

I used to think exactly like that but trust me, a fake companionship is way better than a "true" loneliness
 
Indian American chiming in.

I'm 100% going to get an escort. No ifs, ands, or buts. I will travel the world if needed. If you guys want to die a virgin because "my oneitis is a video game princess" and "I'm better than men who pay to see escorts, I'm better than degenerates" then THAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, not mine.
on that topic, that "degeneracy" argument that many people use against escorting makes 0 sense

mankind already practiced slavery, human sacrifice and many other things that were once considered "moral" and decent

In the area of relationship: forced cohabitation, forced marriages, multiple wives, concubines etc etc. To call escorting "degenerate" makes no sense because whatever is considered decent today may not be so tomorrow and vice versa

Escorting is no more "degeneracy" than pre-marital sex.

Also pornography is incredibly "degenerate" by that standard since there's people getting paid for having sex, but in front of a camera. porn is escorting but you don't get to fuck, only see the porn actors do.
 
I used to think exactly like that but trust me, a fake companionship is way better than a "true" loneliness
I'm sure it is. But I'd rather live a true life of misery than a fake one with happiness.
 
on that topic, that "degeneracy" argument that many people use against escorting makes 0 sense

mankind already practiced slavery, human sacrifice and many other things that were once considered "moral" and decent

In the area of relationship: forced cohabitation, forced marriages, multiple wives, concubines etc etc. To call escorting "degenerate" makes no sense because whatever is considered decent today may not be so tomorrow and vice versa

Escorting is no more "degeneracy" than pre-marital sex.

Also pornography is incredibly "degenerate" by that standard since there's people getting paid for having sex, but in front of a camera. porn is escorting but you don't get to fuck, only see the porn actors do.
Indeed, porn is like an inversion of escorting.

In escorting, you pay to have sex. In porn, they are paid to have sex. How? Because the Jewish producers get free money from their Jewish banker friends. And everyone around the world accepts it because dollars are the reserve currency.

Therefore, the Jews can pay whoever they want, with unlimited money, to have sex in front of the camera, and then upload it to websites which are designed with multiple video panels so you can click click click and scroll scroll scroll like a trained monkey with your right hand on your mouse and the left hand on your cock. The perfect human control mechanism.
 
I'm not. But having a virgin bride shouldn't be something we need luck for.
For a woman to be virgin after 18 it's either one of the following

1. she does so for religious reasons, therefore she won't marry outside her religion/a low value male.
2. she does so for her own ego, or to increase her value, so she will also seek a top-tier male
3. she doesn't like sex at all, so marrying her may end in frustration since she will probably have sex once a year
4. she's a femcel, a literal one (ugly/disabled/superfat) and you wouldn't consider even looking at her
 
It certainly adds proof to how important sex really is for a human to feel normal.

The blue pill is wrong again
 
I'm sure it is. But I'd rather live a true life of misery than a fake one with happiness.
Think better about it
Loneliness is torture. It makes no sense to choose torture just because it is real.

Life in society is incredibly fake, movies are fake, but they still beat "real" boredom.

Living a fake life having fake happyness is 1000x better than real negative stuff
 
Indeed, porn is like an inversion of escorting.

In escorting, you pay to have sex. In porn, they are paid to have sex. How? Because the Jewish producers get free money from their Jewish banker friends. And everyone around the world accepts it because dollars are the reserve currency.

Therefore, the Jews can pay whoever they want, with unlimited money, to have sex in front of the camera, and then upload it to websites which are designed with multiple video panels so you can click click click and scroll scroll scroll like a trained monkey with your right hand on your mouse and the left hand on your cock. The perfect human control mechanism.
that may be true for professional porn but nowadays there's way too much amateur porn made by people who just do it for the fun of it.
 
the problem is that most of us don't have access to hookers and brothels since most nations are so cucked and they won't allow that shit.
if i had the oppurtunity to lose my virginity by money i would definitely lose it and maybe start building my own giant body count
most hookers aren't very expensive anyway unless you're in US where a single night can cost up to 400 dollars.
Agreed, where I live prostitution is illegal and honestly if it goes bad it’s you as the man who’s gonna be punished a lot more than the whore.

Imo whoring is “generally” not worth it unless you hit the jackpot:
1) legal so you can’t get into trouble
2) the woman is actually genuinely hot and a good actor/provides great service and doesn’t just lay there like a starfish or look at their watch/make you feel like your gross or that they just want it over with etc.
3) I’d want to go bareback but for that you need some kind of recent proof they aren’t going to give you aids or something.
4) price needs to be reasonable.

My issue is usually getting everything to align where it’s “worth it” is rare. I dunno I can understand doing it once to have the experience but for the long term I mean it’s challenging seems to me.

But yeah making it illegal seems stupid as fuck since it only makes it less safe and more expensive and risky. Why does western society hate men so much? Why do they want us to be lonely and miserable? And why do men tolerate it? Why are so many men blind?
 
Guys, i finally did it. I'm not a virgin anymore. I hired a prostitute yesterday and it cost me so little I'm considering doing it again as soon as I raise the money needed

(I'm not sure if I can or should discuss the experience (i know it's permitted, sort of, but I wouldn't want to make anyone feel bad, but I also want to share to boost confidence on others who read this) so i'll try to write in a way that doesn't seem like i'm bragging or anything)

Things started last week, I couldn't meet her and we remarked for wednesday night. There's an international event happenign rn in my city so some streets are closed and some bus lines aren't working either, nonetheless I took an uber and met her at a motel (ps. a motel in Brazil is a "love hotel" and not a "motor hotel") where we chat a bit, I can somewhat "pass" as an non-incel due to my "normal" appearance at 1st but I didn't even try to lie, I came up and said early that I was virgin and wanted to lose it. She treated me with respect though, and was pretty cool at it.

I hired her for half hour. I didn't brought a condom but she had some, she didn't even charge me anything. I paid around 130 reais (BRL) in total (the program + motel fee + uber ride + bus back home) which is around ~27 USD in direct conversion

We talked about other stuff but it didn't got over 10 minutes, she told me she's somewhat popular around beginners and young guys, and actually prefers it since they don't ask for disgusting stuff

One thing she told me is that she doesn't kiss on the mouth, despite accepting to suck dick without the condom (the program is pretty much what we see in porn, starting with the hj then bj then going to vaginal/anal sex, we didn't do anal because it costs extra and I was scared to screw up) which is great because I didn't want to kiss her either (for obvious reasons"

As expected I couldn't last more than 15 minutes, or 20 minutes, can't remember exactly but I got to cum twice and she even gave me a relaxing massage afterwards since my time hadn't expired

Turns out it's a great experience and I recommend it to all who can affort as long as it's legal in your country, escorting is the way and I'm genuinely happy now. The only down part is not having the money needed, but I recently got a part time job and since I live with my parents and have 0 fixed expenses, all of that (around 1200 reais / 250 USD per month after taxes) is pretty much pocket money.

I honestly recommend escorting at least once in a life, it really puts into a perspective, but I can't be sure the experience will be good depending on what culture every person is. for fellow brazilians I'm more than certain it's great.
Thanks. I do have plans to do it in the future but it's illegal in my country
 
since you're saying you can pass a normie and would also not tell your future gf you were with an escort, how can we trust you that you're not lying to us as well and had a gf in the past :feelswhat:

also are there any escorts who will passionate kiss you and hug you thanks :feelsaww:
Yes, they are not common but I have encountered a bunch of them through my escorting days
 
your somewhat n ormal apperance ok gtfo fakecel you are probably just some youngcel who could get laid if you put in some minimal effort
 

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