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Serious Escortcels GTFIH: I’m booking a whore to fuck on the fourth of July

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going to spend my first time with a whore, any tips? Escortcels
 
make sure to fuck her without the condom or just make a small hole in the condom b4 sex so that you can give her your seed.
also don't do it in 4th july since the prizes will be off the roof
 
my mom once offered to buy me an escort to get me laid and i haven’t been the same since
 
I don't recommend in Burgerland.
The feds will cuck you.



it's over
 
It’s sad that you’re announcing the fact that you’re going to fuck a girl ONCE, 3 weeks from now, with so much excitement.

Meanwhile in the 3 weeks from now, chad will have fucked 20 times and for FREE.

When I fucked escorts, I nevER felt any need to announce it to anybody, because it was never something which I considERed to be a significant achievement. I’m putting my dick inside a cunt? Congrats, 80% of men achieved the same thing in their life

giving holes so much importance that you become so excited at the prospect of having sex with them that you feel the need to announce it to othERs, is such a losER trait

You sound like the avERage 16 year old who is about to lose their virginity for the first time. I guess being a virgin (as a man) well past your teens, results in the male remaining immature until he finally has sex.

Once you finally have sex, you’ll realise it’s nothing significant and you’ll stop placing it on a pedestal. Trust me, I fucked over 100+ whores
 
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Do it, just know what you want upfront, they're escorts not anyone special and already fucked a shit-ton of guys (but don't be explicit - How retarded American coppies try and get a "sting")

Another advice, don't go for the full hour, you're just being dumb if you do XD.
 
Record it and post video on the forum
 
It’s sad that you’re announcing the fact that you’re going to fuck a girl ONCE, 3 weeks from now, with so much excitement.

Meanwhile in the 3 weeks from now, chad will have fucked 20 times and for FREE.

When I fucked escorts, I nevER felt any need to announce it to anybody, because it was never something which I considERed to be a significant achievement. I’m putting my dick inside a cunt? Congrats, 80% of men achieved the same thing in their life

giving holes so much importance that you become so excited at the prospect of having sex with them that you feel the need to announce it to othERs, is such a losER trait

You sound like the avERage 16 year old who is about to lose their virginity for the first time. I guess being a virgin (as a man) well past your teens, results in the male remaining immature until he finally has sex.

Once you finally have sex, you’ll realise it’s nothing significant and you’ll stop placing it on a pedestal. Trust me, I fucked over 100+ whores
I’m 19
 
Use some Viagra obliterate her pussy
 
just go for a cheap one and do whatever you want . have fun . dont get gypped into the ""high end"" bullshit
 
Big booty on dat dick
 
also ,, when you call or text them,say you just want 15 minutes or half an hour, you can always just ask for more if you change your mind, but if you pay for an hour and your done in 20 minutes,your not getting a refund lol
 
Nah, I did book but didn’t go there
did you cancel it and how much beforehand and what reason you gave?

or you just did not go there and now you are blacklisted
 

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