Serious (ESCORTCELS GET THE FUCK IN HERE) Ive decided to hire an escort. I need some tips...

[NEETAndTidy]

How do I make myself last as long as possible?

How do I go about everything once im with her?

Any do's and don'ts?

How much should I be spending?

Should I worry about being able to get/stay hard due to nerves?


Thanks boys. Idk why im bothering. I know ill be depressed afterwards since i know ill never do it again without paying...

 

[builderseed]

I know ill be depressed afterwards since i know ill never do it again without paying...

it may not be a good idea to go through with it, then

 

[Michael15651]

I wouldn't tbh, but it's your life. The whole point of incel is being incapable of losing your virginity

 

[Indari]

Dont you'll get aids go to Vegas or Amsterdam

 

[Deleted member 9229]

just dont eat her pussy

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Dont you'll get aids go to Vegas or Amsterdam

Well id obviously wear a condom.

I wouldn't tbh, but it's your life. The whole point of incel is being incapable of losing your virginity

Yeah but i just gotta know what sex feels like

 

[NeetSupremacist]

jerk off and you wont need to go to a hooker

 

[NEETAndTidy]

just dont eat her pussy

Fuck that. I dont want an STD or to taste every dude shes ever fucked dicks

jerk off and you wont need to go to a hooker

But jerking off doesnt feel like sex

 

[1984cel]

go gta on the bitch

 

[NEETAndTidy]

go gta on the bitch

 

[Templarcel421]

You're gonna bust in 30 seconds. If you try too hard not to bust then you'll just lose your boner which is even worse

 

[NEETAndTidy]

You're gonna bust in 30 seconds. If you try too hard not to bust then you'll just lose your boner which is even worse

Would i be able to get hard again..? Cause id have to pay for 30 mins minimum

 

[Templarcel421]

Would i be able to get hard again..? Cause id have to pay for 30 mins minimum

Yes bro

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Yes bro

Have you been to an escort? I need advice tbh

 

[angrytreeclimber]

Kratom will help you last y

 

[fOreVER]

Squeeze the head of the dick to restart the excitement
Take deep breathes and focus on other things like how amazing allah is

 

[Sadist]

But jerking off doesnt feel like sex

 

[Deleted member 265]

go gta on the bitch

 

[Lindys]

I might escortmaxx if I don't get laid next year

Take deep breathes and focus on other things like how amazing allah is

lmao

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Kratom will help you last y

Really?

Ive used a fleshlight. Nothing like the hand

 

[Deleted member 15737]

Don’t get arrested!

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Don’t get arrested!

Well no shit lol

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

I actually enjoy fapping better, kinda a waste of money.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I actually enjoy fapping better, kinda a waste of money.

Ill likely only do it once tbh

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Don't give foids money please nonoonnonoono

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Ill likely only do it once tbh

Try a few times. Also Asians charge the least but also lie about everything on their bio.

 

[thePhantom]

Be careful with your choice of escort. Also get at least two hours so you don't get stressed. Easy to ruin the experience.

 

[Remyx]

How do I make myself last as long as possible?

Fap. Getting high helps too in my experience.

How do I go about everything once im with her?

She'll guide you into everything, you just need to worry about having your money ready

Any do's and don'ts?

You should get her high too if she's into that. Just don't act too autistic or try to keep the money, unless you have a good getaway plan or don't mind fighting a pimp, assuming there is one

How much should I be spending?

Nothing
Less than 100 if you can. If not, I wouldn't go too far above 150

Should I worry about being able to get/stay hard due to nerves?

Just let her body distract you. Nerves might actually help

Idk why im bothering. I know ill be depressed afterwards since i know ill never do it again without paying...

Yeah, but you'll probably forget about that for a bit. You'll really like getting high afterwards too

 

[Marquis de Sade]

Take your time when banging her. Keep a steady rhythm. If you try to go to town on her like your in a porno you'll probably ejaculate prematurely. Best of luck an if your gonna come in her face, try get it in the bitches eyes.

 

[owly]

Search her number and pics for warnings
Dont pay over 150 bucks
Go to a discreet apartment of hers.
Make sure she agrees to the full hour

If she looks good pay and do the nasty stuff
Use a condom.

 

[Damo the incel]

Please be careful and never go bareback, remember these are filthy escorts that fuck people for a living, I've paid extra to go bare back like the idiot I am and I got chlamydia, I'm still waiting for my blood results to come back incase I've anything life threatening as I've felt sick recently, lost weight etc , oh and the bitch also lied and told me she was clean lol what a lie that turned out to be

 

[angrytreeclimber]

Really?

Yes it helps a lot. Taking a small amount of any Ssri anti depressant will also help.

Also dont forget, she is a whore fucking for money. You do not have to seduce or impress.. Pulling your dick out is fine

 

[NCR Trooper]

any updates on this

 

[Albocel]

Squeeze the head of the dick to restart the excitement
Take deep breathes and focus on other things like how amazing allah is

 

[Cuyen]

Just be yourself and take shower boyo

 

[NCR Trooper]

Just be yourself and take shower boyo

 

[blueface Blueface]

Ive used a fleshlight. Nothing like the hand

lmao

 

[tiredofthisshit]

Don't do it it's a waste of money

 

[Weed]

I wish I was you. At least film something tbhtbh

 

[nxdismycope]

make that pussy bleed bro.

 

[anon]

I imagine I'd cum in 10 seconds.
In my dreams I cum immediately, basically one pump and I'm done .

 

[Deleted member 14577]

I hope it all goes well for out boyo

 

[NCR Trooper]

give us the story afterwards

 

[NEETAndTidy]

any updates on this

Ill be doing it tomorrow.

 

[Xbox]

If i was you i would take viagra or cialis just in case.

 

[blackcel]

Don't jerk off to last longer. Busting a nut early is better than going soft because your dumbass jerked off right before seeing her.

 

[Deleted member 265]

waste of money but have fun

 

[Damo the incel]

If i was you i would take viagra or cialis just in case.

Why would he need viagra for the first time

 

[Xbox]

Why would he need viagra for the first time

Jesus christ... did i say he needs it or its necessary? No? I said I would personally do it because it would be waste of money to not get hard due to anxiety and being too nervous. Fucking moron

 

[NEETAndTidy]

Jesus christ... did i say he needs it or its necessary? No? I said I would personally do it because it would be waste of money to not get hard due to anxiety and being too nervous. Fucking moron

The second i see an irl pussy i doubt thatll be an issue