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Escortcels, do you make escorts wet?

Melinda

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Do you make their vaginas wet and their clits hard, or are they just pretending to enjoy your dick?
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If their pussies aren't soaked, it means they don't like it.
 
fems past the age of 27 don't get wet, for anyone

except like very top LMS, like celebrity guys
 
NekoStance said:
fems past the age of 27 don't get wet, for anyone

except like very top LMS, like celebrity guys

Cope tbh
 
Who gives a shit if she enjoys it. Your paying for your pleasure not hers.
 
NekoStance said:
fems past the age of 27 don't get wet, for anyone

except like very top LMS, like celebrity guys

And this, guys, is how broscience is born.
 
Some get wet, some don't. But I never go down on hookers, Jesus Christ that's disgusting.
 
itsOVER said:
Some get wet, some don't. But I never go down on hookers, Jesus Christ that's disgusting.

Yeah I think I'd vomit
 
blackpill_incel said:
NekoStance said:
fems past the age of 27 don't get wet, for anyone
except like very top LMS, like celebrity guys
Cope tbh
well it's half-cope

they get wet, but you have to catch them at the right time of the month. Also it will be stuff other than looks getting her wet
 
NekoStance said:
well it's half-cope

they get wet, but you have to catch them at the right time of the month. Also it will be stuff other than looks getting her wet

Subtle push of the inceltears muh personality muh money agenda.

How the fuck have you lasted this long on this forum?
 
NekoStance said:
well it's half-cope

they get wet, but you have to catch them at the right time of the month. Also it will be stuff other than looks getting her wet

Lol foids at any age are looks based creatures. It's just their standards lower a bit once they hit 40-50+
 
Why would any woman, escort or not, get wet during sex with an incel? If anything, her vagina would be dryer than the Sahara Desert.
 
Minjaze said:
Why would any woman, escort or not, get wet during sex with an incel? If anything, her vagina would be dryer than the Sahara Desert.

Meh, it does definitely happen. It doesn't fit basement theory but it does happen.

Maybe she just lies back and thinks of Chad. Or maybe they've been in the job so long they just know how to turn themselves on no matter the guy. You get the occasional one that is genuinely sex crazed too.
 
itsOVER said:
NekoStance said:
well it's half-cope
they get wet, but you have to catch them at the right time of the month. Also it will be stuff other than looks getting her wet
Subtle push of the inceltears muh personality muh money agenda.
How the fuck have you lasted this long on this forum?
blackpill_incel said:
NekoStance said:
well it's half-cope
they get wet, but you have to catch them at the right time of the month. Also it will be stuff other than looks getting her wet
Lol foids at any age are looks based creatures. It's just their standards lower a bit once they hit 40-50+
fuarrrk you bluepilled fucks really know nothing about women do you http://www.therooster.com/blog/women-get-hornier-kinkier-and-hotter-depending-what-day-it
 
Well i do get them very wet with my saliva lol
 
NekoStance said:
fuarrrk you bluepilled fucks really know nothing about women do you http://www.therooster.com/blog/women-get-hornier-kinkier-and-hotter-depending-what-day-it


Inceltears poster calling us bluepilled. JFL.
 
They all get wet once your dick is in
 
itsOVER said:
How the fuck have you lasted this long on this forum?

I've wondered the same thing. I thought the mods permabanned him for being an infiltrator yet somehow he (if it's even a dude, could be a landwhale roastie) is back?
 
/pol/cel said:
Who gives a shit if she enjoys it. Your paying for your pleasure not hers.

Yup. You are the one paying. Enjoy your sex, Why bother about her.
 
NekoStance said:
fuarrrk you bluepilled fucks really know nothing about women do you http://www.therooster.com/blog/women-get-hornier-kinkier-and-hotter-depending-what-day-it

How am I bluepilled you faggot?
 
It isn't possible for a woman to get wet over an incel. Their subhuman face would repulse her
 
DankIncel said:
Yup. You are the one paying. Enjoy your sex, Why bother about her.

her pleasure is a huge part of mine. How could you enjoy fucking her while shes repulsed and dry, confirming your subhumanity? thats why i dont wanna hookercel, it would be the final blow to my self esteem
 
They all get wet once you’re fucking them. Like half of them use lube.
 
kvn said:
her pleasure is a huge part of mine. How could you enjoy fucking her while shes repulsed and dry, confirming your subhumanity? thats why i dont wanna hookercel, it would be the final blow to my self esteem

If it matters to you that a Femoid is attracted to you, then you might as well never have sex. Tell me, if you aren't going to escortcel, what are you going to cope with?
 
I wouldn't care regardless. I'm not paying them to be satisfied
 
DankIncel said:
If it matters to you that a Femoid is attracted to you, then you might as well never have sex. Tell me, if you aren't going to escortcel, what are you going to cope with?

thats the fucking question :skeptical:  my original plan was to get moderately rich (not that hard without having to feed family) and hookercel once a week but i just dk now. I will probably push myself to try at least once and see if its worth the money
 
kvn said:
thats the fucking question :skeptical:  my original plan was to get moderately rich (not that hard without having to feed family) and hookercel once a week but i just dk now. I will probably push myself to try at least once and see if its worth the money
Fuck blind girls.
 
Escortcelled 5 times.

Only once I got fully erect, fucked properly, and enjoyed the experience. The other 4 times were epic fails on all levels.

Not worth the money imho. I rather spend this money on looksmaxing.
 
Isn't it biologically impossible to not get wet?
 
lol idk but the only time i went i felt something drip down on me, not sure if it was the massage oil or actual pussy juice.

its over for me regardless
 
Akarin said:
Isn't it biologically impossible to not get wet?

Of course not. That would nake as much sense as asking "Isn't it biologically impossible to not get hard?"
 
BlackpilledAF said:
Escortcelled 5 times.

Only once I got fully erect, fucked properly, and enjoyed the experience. The other 4 times were epic fails on all levels.

Not worth the money imho. I rather spend this money on looksmaxing.

yea i relate with u on that fam, only time i went and i couldnt even get it up. Its over.
 

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