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Discussion Escortcelling: u only lost it if you didn’t wear a condom

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As I posted the other day, I've finally lost my virginity (?) at the age 29 with two escorts. It is part of a training to my next attempt, which will be to cocainemaxx to catch some drug-addicted becky. As I don't want to fuck future beckies without experience, I started escortcelling. It was nice and enjoyable, and I did not regret, this is not a SuiFuel thread. The feeling of grabbing female asses and tits was awesome and really made me look at all those years I missed. Altough some remarks got to be made:

- Ur still virgin if u wear a condom when escortcelling (broads used condom even to blowjob me, brutal)

- Try bringing a clean STDs exam with you to ask for condomless sex and blowjob (not sure if this will work, gonna try next time)

- A blowjob with condom is not enjoyable.

- Escorts have not a regular young adult female pussy, they're more loose, I'm assuming (and I'm no dickcel)

- Lie ur married so u can have some chatting with them (bitches love married/pre-approved men)

- They won't enjoy when you try cuddling her hair and gently touch her. I loved grabbing her hair gently and cuddling her, u know, fantasymaxxing to the level of thinking she is my gf, but she asked to stope cuddles.

- They charge by cum (at least here, latincel), not by hour.

so. stop the hate with escortcels. most of us are still virgins, cuz only the plastic got the wet liquids that come from vagina, not my penis.
 
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True. Finally someone agrees.
 
Good for you
- Condom sex is bad, but condom blowjobs are not worth a cent
- Try arranging for bareback sex beforehand, trying to do it while you're on a session already will not be nearly as easy
 
wait wut?
if u cum quickly, she will ask you to leave as soon as you cum. well, I think websites escorts may charge by hour, idk. anyway main point is to waitmaxx your cum
 
Gettyimage watermark on that :lul:
 
if u cum quickly, she will ask you to leave as soon as you cum
lol wut????? Can't fucking believe they are like this jfl? Isn't being a cum disposal unit their job? Why are they making objections???
 
As I posted the other day, I've finally lost my virginity (?) at the age 29 with two escorts. It is part of a training to my next attempt, which will be to cocainemaxx to catch some drug-addicted becky. As I don't want to fuck future beckies without experience, I started escortcelling. It was nice and enjoyable, and I did not regret, this is not a SuiFuel thread. The feeling of grabbing female asses and tits was awesome and really made me look at all those years I missed. Altough some remarks got to be made:

- Ur still virgin if u wear a condom when escortcelling (broads used condom even to blowjob me, brutal)

- Try bringing a clean STDs exam with you to ask for condomless sex and blowjob (not sure if this will work, gonna try next time)

- A blowjob with condom is not enjoyable.

- Escorts have not a regular young adult female pussy, they're more loose, I'm assuming (and I'm no dickcel)

- Lie ur married so u can have some chatting with them (bitches love married/pre-approved men)

- They won't enjoy when you try cuddling her hair and gently touch her. I loved grabbing her hair gently and cuddling her, u know, fantasymaxxing to the level of thinking she is my gf, but she asked to stope cuddles.

- They charge by cum (at least here, latincel), not by hour.

so. stop the hate with escortcels. most of us are still virgins, cuz only the plastic got the wet liquids that come from vagina, not my penis.
I’m the thread with the Asian whore that I used force on and had rough sex :feelsohh: (cucked modds deleted it :reeeeee:) the condom slipped off while I was fucking and I did a few pumps without the condom before the whore got angry and made me put it back on
 
lol wut????? Can't fucking believe they are like this jfl? Isn't being a cum disposal unit their job? Why are they making objections???
A lot do this fucking stuck up meat hole cunts :reeeeee:
 
To much work, might as well just rape instead (in videogame)
 
I’m the thread with the Asian whore that I used force on and had rough sex :feelsohh: (cucked modds deleted it :reeeeee:) the condom slipped off while I was fucking and I did a few pumps without the condom before the whore got angry and made me put it back on
true inceldia bishop-warrior:dab::dab::dab: tx gonna try slipping the condom
 
true inceldia bishop-warrior:dab::dab::dab: tx gonna try slipping the condom
Fuck these disgusting meat holes just slip the condom off while fucking her and hold her down and keep fucking :reeeeee::feelsohh:
 
- They won't enjoy when you try cuddling her hair and gently touch her. I loved grabbing her hair gently and cuddling her, u know, fantasymaxxing to the level of thinking she is my gf, but she asked to stope cuddles.

Everything from that point on = ruined and close to redundant in terms of purchase value
 
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