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Serious escortcelling sounds horrible

lowz1r

lowz1r

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  1. You have to pay for it
  2. You have to use a condom
  3. High STD risk, even with condom
  4. You know she is disgusted by you
  5. You know she has just given head to a guy 2 hours before seeing you
  6. Condom sex isn't real sex
 
Condom sex isn't real sex
disagree, i dont like people here saying 'muh muh sex with condom is cucked muh muh' while they watch porn

im planning on escort celling and its gonna be good
 
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no it is better than dating. Most dates and hubby-wife do condom sex. It is very hard to get the girl on birth pills or anti-baby skin implants.

Dating is more expensive than a hooker (excepting the USA where it is illegal), no guarantee of sex, and you have to factor in hotel costs on top of this.

STD risks can be reduced with Doxy-PEP, HIV-PrEP, Hep A and B jabs, Gardasil Jabs, antiseptic washes (this method of prevention was heavily used during WW2), mouthwashes, etc

The hookup that you have that is non-paid is probably festering with herpes and HPV by now.

As for GFE, just replace it with a dog's affection and fawning.
 
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disagree, i dont like people here saying 'muh muh sex with condom is cucked muh muh' while they watch porn

im planning on escort celling and its gonna be good
brutal reality check. You're right, anything is less cucked than jerking off to porn
 
1.You will pay either way when it comes to women
2.You do either way and i'm sure there is prostitutes that let you hit raw (high end though)
3.Modern medicine, prevention, vaccines etc
4.If you're incel does it make a difference
5.Don't kiss or eat her out
6.Beats beating your meat
 
Approaching is a humiliation ritual.
 
  1. You have to pay for it
  2. You have to use a condom
  3. High STD risk, even with condom
  4. You know she is disgusted by you
  5. You know she has just given head to a guy 2 hours before seeing you
  6. Condom sex isn't real sex
Cope, it's more cuck watching someone else's boner/scoring on a pc screen

Plus, a lot of the relationships end up failing do to cheating anyways, in other words most std's are spread by a cheating Chad or Stacy, as they assume "they're always clean" XD. Escorts - (depending on whether trashy street whores or upscale ones), do std testing which is free in Burgerland.
 
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Bro cope all you want.
But one prostitute I hit up I just text her "hey slut I wanna fuck your mouth" and she responds with "yes please". We set up and arrange a time to meet and she gives me the most heavenly sloppy blowjob ever. Lets me blow my load in her mouth.
I would probably hate escortcels too had I never visited one and just sat at home and jerked off.
 
brutal reality check. You're right, anything is less cucked than jerking off to porn
Yep
Approaching is a humiliation ritual.
Dude this rejection I got recently was so humiliating. I'm never fucking trying again. Just been ignored or told no too many times at this point
 
I heard even @faded gave it up, although he might have imagined it
 
this shit sounds tempting but I am going to continue lying to myself. I just don't want to accept that I have to lose my virginity to a fucking escort whore
 
disagree, i dont like people here saying 'muh muh sex with condom is cucked muh muh' while they watch porn

im planning on escort celling and its gonna be good
Same. I’m saving up some money to travel out of state to where there are legal brothels. I’m not gonna die a fucking virgin even if I have to pay for it. When I take the trip to this place, I’m gonna stay for a week and fuck a bunch of prostitutes. It’s gonna be awesome and nobody is going to stop me
 
this shit sounds tempting but I am going to continue lying to myself. I just don't want to accept that I have to lose my virginity to a fucking escort whore
It really isn't a cope, just go do it, it's just sex it's a body, virginity etc is man made bs, also you literally never have to mention it irl, when do you ever talk to anyone about how or to who you lost your virginity? only foids engage in that behavior, just be careful with stds and scammer whores. Also don't ever tell anyone irl that you escortcel because you'll be looked down on as a man.
 
Bro cope all you want.
But one prostitute I hit up I just text her "hey slut I wanna fuck your mouth" and she responds with "yes please". We set up and arrange a time to meet and she gives me the most heavenly sloppy blowjob ever. Lets me blow my load in her mouth.
I would probably hate escortcels too had I never visited one and just sat at home and jerked off.
I know one a 5"2 balding Indian Janitor who slays white Stacies everyday
 
  1. You have to pay for it
  2. You have to use a condom
  3. High STD risk, even with condom
  4. You know she is disgusted by you
  5. You know she has just given head to a guy 2 hours before seeing you
  6. Condom sex isn't real sex
Yeah, these are all negatives. Tbh I still consider it, at least it would be the experience. Maybe I could then at least have proper sex dreams.
 
You want screenshots lol? Also it's over
Not my point. My point is that you try to invalidate other experiences because yourself made good experiences (aka survivorship bias)
 
  1. You have to pay for it
  2. You have to use a condom
  3. High STD risk, even with condom
  4. You know she is disgusted by you
  5. You know she has just given head to a guy 2 hours before seeing you
  6. Condom sex isn't real sex
do you want sex or not is the real question i guess
 
Be wise and save up your money so you'll be ready when the AI sex nirvanas and sex robots arrive.
 
  1. You have to pay for it
  2. You have to use a condom
  3. High STD risk, even with condom
  4. You know she is disgusted by you
  5. You know she has just given head to a guy 2 hours before seeing you
  6. Condom sex isn't real sex
1. retarded take you could give this disadvantage to any paid product in the world
2. true biggest downside
3. i fucked close to 100 escorts and never got anything. risk with condom is very low
4. true but if shes very hot i can forget that
5. if she is clean i dont care.. i wont make out with her so idgaf what she did with her mouth
6. this is 2

in my opinion biggest downside apart from condom is its fucking addictive. and expensive. its very dangerous expensive drug
 
  1. You have to pay for it
  2. You have to use a condom
  3. High STD risk, even with condom
  4. You know she is disgusted by you
  5. You know she has just given head to a guy 2 hours before seeing you
  6. Condom sex isn't real sex
3. Average female
4. Average female
5. Average female

Literally no difference between a prostitute and an average female
 
Same. I’m saving up some money to travel out of state to where there are legal brothels. I’m not gonna die a fucking virgin even if I have to pay for it. When I take the trip to this place, I’m gonna stay for a week and fuck a bunch of prostitutes. It’s gonna be awesome and nobody is going to stop me
buy some medicine for erection , i don’t know the names in US but in Brazil we have Viagra and Tadalafila. Are you NT enough to the idea of having sex? I got nervous for the first time but I managed to calm myself and get hard, even the whore told be to get calm and she observed that was my first time, I was so hungry for pussy that I didn’t to preliminar stuff , just brutally went to penetration. Next time I will try to do better, but I still enjoyed it.
 
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buy some medicine for erection , i don’t know the names in US but in Brazil we have Viagra and Tadalafila. Are you NT enough to the idea of having sex? I got nervous for the first time but I managed to calm myself and get hard, even the whore told be to get calm and she observed that was my first time, I was so hungry for pussy that I didn’t to preliminar stuff , just brutally went to penetration. Next time I will try to do better, but I still enjoyed it.
I’m from the US and we have viagra here. I have Asperger’s, but I’m still NT enough to have no problem fucking an escort
 
I’m from the US and we have viagra here. I have Asperger’s, but I’m still NT enough to have no problem fucking an escort
Look for another medicine because maybe viagra is too strong, I think there are another options just take a research
 

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