Discussion Escortcelling Sex is the best kind of Sex

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

• This picture got me thinking that in the grand scheme of things , paying for sex is not all that bad
• Yes escortcelling is cucked
• Yes its incomparable to sex with a virgin loli jb teen of culture
• Yes it fuels hypergamy
• Yes there is no emotional connection/fulfillment
• Even if you looksmax and ascend the chances of getting mogged and cucked by giga chad are still astronomically high so either way you are cucked
• But objectively speaking (funds permitting) you can fuck 9/10 stacies and in some rare instances fuck giga stacy or even get a super hot 18year old to use as a fuckdoll
• Do you hate foids and want to beatup foids and give them physical pain (in minecreaft ofcourse) whilst you cum in their roast beef pussy flaps? You can use escorts and BDSMmaxxx
• We, the men born into the Incel Cinematic Universe can ONLY trully, realistically and practically find sexual solace and reprieve in escortcelling

TLDR - Take the escortmaxxpill

 

[Gymcelled]

That's one hell of a cope. Nothing beats sex with real attraction

 

[Deleted member 24256]

Based, would be better if it was free tho

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

That's one hell of a cope. Nothing beats sex with real attraction

All we can do is cope buddy boyo
It never began for us incels

 

[Ecstasy]

Cope. Adultery is seen as best because its built up by pure lust.
You would only risk your marriage fucking someone else if you're really horny for them.
You wouldn't risk it for your fat old used up wife you don't really want.

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

Based, would be better if it was free tho

Based - free escorts for incels now!

 

[Gymcelled]

All we can do is cope buddy boyo
It never began for us incels

Whatever floats your boat man. I wasn't judging. I might escortcel once I'm a wizard

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

Cope. Adultery is seen as best because its built up by pure lust.
You would only risk your marriage fucking someone else if you're really horny for them.
You wouldn't risk it for your fat old used up wife you don't really want.

Chess GRANDMASTER IQ

 

[Smitty]

• But objectively speaking (funds permitting) you can fuck 9/10 stacies and in some rare instances fuck giga stacy or even get a super hot 18year old to use as a fuckdoll
• Do you hate foids and want to beatup foids and give them physical pain (in minecreaft ofcourse) whilst you cum in their roast beef pussy flaps? You can use escorts and BDSMmaxxx
• We, the men born into the Incel Cinematic Universe can ONLY trully, realistically and practically find sexual solace and reprieve in escortcelling

GIGA COPE
Stacy and good looking foids can get money from men without every even undressing.

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Cope. Adultery is seen as best because its built up by pure lust.
You would only risk your marriage fucking someone else if you're really horny for them.
You wouldn't risk it for your fat old used up wife you don't really want.

tbh

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

Whatever floats your boat man. I wasn't judging. I might escortcel once I'm a wizard

Its true - every cel has an inalienable right to fuck pussy at least once in his life

GIGA COPE
Stacy and good looking foids can get money from men without every even undressing.

Brutal ONLYFANSpill

 

[Koruga]

The escorts make me feel that I have the power to choose the foid that I want, it must be a pleasant feeling. Also, in biological terms, as long as you stick your dick in a foid that appeals to you, even if it's paid, your brain will be tricked into thinking you accomplished your biological goal, everyone wins.

 

[radishman]

That's one hell of a cope. Nothing beats sex with real attraction

As if any of us will ever know.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Cope. Adultery is seen as best because its built up by pure lust.
You would only risk your marriage fucking someone else if you're really horny for them.
You wouldn't risk it for your fat old used up wife you don't really want.

woke

 

[Stalin]

Yes it fuels hypergamy

In west maybe but in SEA it actually partly controls it: more options for men - foids in relationship feel more insecure and replaceable.

But objectively speaking (funds permitting) you can fuck 9/10 stacies and in some rare instances fuck giga stacy or even get a super hot 18year old to use as a fuckdoll

never going to happen - most hookers are average or below...

 

[Transcended Trucel]

but I agree with OP, For non gigachad average dick men, escort sex is the best it gets.

normal marriage for average or ugly man is basically long term escortceling anyway since the how has 50% chance of divorcing and even higher chance of an affair.

 

[Tenshi]

but I agree with OP, For non gigachad average dick men, escort sex is the best it gets.

normal marriage for average or ugly man is basically long term escortceling anyway since the how has 50% chance of divorcing and even higher chance of an affair.

true af

tbh most married average dudes don't even have sex with their wives

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

grass-is-greener cope from 12th century poet that had the privilege of living in less degenerate times / losing his virginity at 17-18 like a normal male / still able to marry a non-whore if he wants / etc / etc

 

[Bourbon]

That's one hell of a cope. Nothing beats sex with real attraction

it's over

you have never experienced teen love

 

[deathsh+rt]

How long will escorts be around now that so many foids are going the only fans route even the porn stars are doing this so I think escorts will be next.

 

[Deleted member 22999]

how would you know

 

[Incel Gamer]

The escorts make me feel that I have the power to choose the foid that I want, it must be a pleasant feeling. Also, in biological terms, as long as you stick your dick in a foid that appeals to you, even if it's paid, your brain will be tricked into thinking you accomplished your biological goal, everyone wins.

I need to find an escort before I'm 25... I JUST WANT TO FEEL LIKE A MAN! WHAT KIND OF EXISTENCE IS THIS!?

 

[Jal16]

How long will escorts be around now that so many foids are going the only fans route even the porn stars are doing this so I think escorts will be next.

if that happens, it's truly over.

 

[KingChemist]

I tend to be sentimental. I wanna have a connection before I smash. I escortcelled once and it legit felt fake af.

 

[Deleted member 25467]

That's one hell of a cope. Nothing beats sex with real attraction

As someone who's actually had sex before, as long as the escort gives good treatment it feels the same

 

[reallyunfuckable]

That's one hell of a cope. Nothing beats sex with real attraction

True, most escorts do half assed jobs just to get the money and leave as soon as possible

 

[Deleted member 10124]

I would say that it's a decent Cope. However it's not the best kind of sex.

You have to wear a condom.

You are at risk of STI's (although they claim that they get regularly tested)

You are at risk of conception with them... Although they claim "Ewwww... You're Ugly... Why would I want to reproduce with you"... "I'm on the pill..."

True, most escorts do half assed jobs just to get the money and leave as soon as possible

Can attest. However it's best to get it over & done with.

 

[gymletethnicel]

Gigacope. You only say this because it is the only type of sex you can have lol

 

[get_even]

Gigacope. Some things i've noticed as a regretful former escortcel here.

1. You would need to wear protection, which is not the same as natural sex.

2. They don't get wet so you have to use lots of lube

3. If you're an incel and ugly af, they won't be into it and tend to move their body away. It's very mechanical and unfulfilling.

4. You in most cases will arrive after another client, sloppy seconds or in an escorts case sloppy 5th or 6th or 10th.

 

[based_meme]

While the pure pleasure of sex,
Is possible only in adultery.

In other words the best sex of her life is going to be when she cheats on her betabuxx with chad.

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

I need to find an escort before I'm 25... I JUST WANT TO FEEL LIKE A MAN! WHAT KIND OF EXISTENCE IS THIS!?

BRUTAL

 

[FinnCel]

Based, would be better if it was free tho

Should be free for incels

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

Gigacope. Some things i've noticed as a regretful former escortcel here.

1. You would need to wear protection, which is not the same as natural sex.

2. They don't get wet so you have to use lots of lube

3. If you're an incel and ugly af, they won't be into it and tend to move their body away. It's very mechanical and unfulfilling.

4. You in most cases will arrive after another client, sloppy seconds or in an escorts case sloppy 5th or 6th or 10th.

Brutal escortcellingPill

In other words the best sex of her life is going to be when she cheats on her betabuxx with chad.

Chess GRANDMASTER IQ

 

[Spioenkop1]

Based, would be better if it was free tho

We should start to riot for it. Maybe we get it or at least Bieber or Swift would support our demands.

How long will escorts be around now that so many foids are going the only fans route even the porn stars are doing this so I think escorts will be next.

They already started here in Europe due to the covid shit, but luckily it hasn’t been so successful.

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

We should start to riot for it. Maybe we get it or at least Bieber or Swift would support our demands.

They already started here in Europe due to the covid shit, but luckily it hasn’t been so successful.

Escortcelling is the worlds oldest profession - i doubt that it will ever be replaced by anything tbh ngl

 

[Spioenkop1]

Escortcelling is the worlds oldest profession - i doubt that it will ever be replaced by anything tbh ngl

But we incels should get it for free. Everything else would be racism. #incellifesmatter

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

But we incels should get it for free. Everything else would be racism. #incellifesmatter

Infinite IQ

 

[Deleted member 20987]

http://prostitutescollective.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Prostitution-What-You-Need-to-Know.pdf

"The average age of indoor (sex) workers is 23".

Altough I'll argue it starts with stripping in college, at ages 22-23. Sex work doesn't escalate into full callgirl sex service until ages 26-30 or above. I read another study that confirmed prostitution starts at 26-27 and doesn't count post-wall prostitutes dialling back the clock to reverse their advertised age.

I'd rather look at this.

And use this.

Than use this.

To pay £150 to touch this for, what?, 15 minutes?

I save £150 everytime I use the anime/onahole method and feel a pure man of culture.

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

http://prostitutescollective.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Prostitution-What-You-Need-to-Know.pdf

"The average age of indoor (sex) workers is 23".

Altough I'll argue it starts with stripping in college, at ages 22-23. Sex work doesn't escalate into full callgirl sex service until ages 26-30 or above. I read another study that confirmed prostitution starts at 26-27 and doesn't count post-wall prostitutes dialling back the clock to reverse their advertised age.

I'd rather look at this.

And use this.

Than use this.

To pay £150 to touch this for, what?, 15 minutes?

I save £150 everytime I use the anime/onahole method and feel a pure man of culture.

Based Based Based!
A supreme gentleman of Culture does not spend money on roast beef that chad has cum in 1000x. The waifupill is the superior option tbh ngl

 

[NEETard]

Wtf

 

[grondilu]

"the pure pleasure of sex, is only possible in adultery"

I personally believe that female sexual desire exists only for that : cuckolding. Think about it : there is no need for the female to desire the coit. The male desires it and that should be enough, she merely has to be compliant. It's not like she has much to say about it anyway, the male is stronger and doesn't really need her compliance.

So the female typically goes with the first male that shows interest in her, as long as he can also convince her (or her father) that he will provide and protect. From an evolutionary point of view, her interest is then to cuckcold her husband, so that she can reproduce with a male she would have chosen, not one that would have chosen her. And that is where the female sexual desire comes in, it's what drives her to cheat, and that is one of the reasons why females are so picky about their choice of sexual partner : it is not supposed to be the standard way a female gets impregnated.

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

"the pure pleasure of sex, is only possible in adultery"

I personally believe that female sexual desire exists only for that : cuckolding. Think about it : there is no need for the female to desire the coit. The male desires it and that should be enough, she merely has to be compliant. It's not like she has much to say about it anyway, the male is stronger and doesn't really need her compliance.

So the female typically goes with the first male that shows interest in her, as long as he can also convince her he will provide and protect. From an evolutionary point of view, her interest is then to cuckcold her husband, so that she can reproduce with a male she would have chosen, not one that would have chosen her. And that is where the female sexual desire comes in, it's what drives her to cheat, and that is one of the reasons why females are so picky about their choice of sexual partner : it is not supposed to be the standard way a female gets impregnated.

High IQ
And BRUTAL cuckoldpill.
I couldnt agree more

 

[Numb]

author has IQ that makes us look like monkeys playing with paper

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

author has IQ that makes us look like monkeys playing with paper

An eagle can fly as low as a chicken, but a chicken can never fly as high as an eagle. I can post a low IQ post like you, but you can never post a high IQ post like me.

 

[Personalityinkwell]

Gigacope. Some things i've noticed as a regretful former escortcel here.

1. You would need to wear protection, which is not the same as natural sex.

2. They don't get wet so you have to use lots of lube

3. If you're an incel and ugly af, they won't be into it and tend to move their body away. It's very mechanical and unfulfilling.

4. You in most cases will arrive after another client, sloppy seconds or in an escorts case sloppy 5th or 6th or 10th.

1. this is the most brutal tbh
2. i didn't use lube
3. well how ugly do you have to be for that? sub3? mine seemed into it enough as have many posters on the forum. i think another thing is that depending on where you do it the whores give different service. like the USA has shit service while poorer countries would be better
4. who cares. all foids are whores these days. they've been fucked by tons of dudes. girls with notch counts in single digits is rare these days

 

[azathoth1919]

Reminder: It is impossible to be an incel if you have the means to pay for sex legally. You can only be an incel if you cannot legally obtain paid sex.

People in the United States can claim to be incels because, in their country, the government sanctions LDAR by outlawing prostitution. If you acquire a prostitute, there is a non-negligible chance that it will be a ruse (a "sting") and that a team of large men is waiting behind the scenes to apprehend you, kidnap you, and then bring you into a Government Homosexual Rape Camp ("prison") where you are liable to be literally fucked in the ass to death, or to be stabbed to death with variations on DIY knives. This is a compelling and justified reason not to seek "escorts" (whores) for people who live in the United States.

Incredibly, people who live in countries where they can regularly pay a whore to clap their cheeks on a regular basis still think they are "incels". They want to have sex, and CAN have sex, and DO have sex, and still come onto a forum designed for people who CANNOT have sex. No team of large men in costumes are waiting to apprehend them, and they can have sex freely and leave, regularly, but they still come onto this forum and post here.

Frankly, any user admitting to having fucked an escort should be banned IMMEDIATELY. They are not incels as they have had sex. Period, end of story.

It is ridiculous that, hypothetically, a user can sign up for this site and admit to being a ridiculous sex maniac who has fucked 100,000 women via payed sex and is still considered an "escortcel". Meanwhile, some ogrecel who is >6 feet tall is ostracized as a "fakecel" even if he wants to have sex and absolutely is unable to have sex. On second thought, perhaps we should just rename the site to "chads.co", given all of the outed Chads who have the top post counts (yet being a "greycel" is considered worse even if a huge proportion of the posters with the heaviest SPAM rates are actually Chads).

 

[BabyFuck McGirlsex]

Reminder: It is impossible to be an incel if you have the means to pay for sex legally. You can only be an incel if you cannot legally obtain paid sex.

People in the United States can claim to be incels because, in their country, the government sanctions LDAR by outlawing prostitution. If you acquire a prostitute, there is a non-negligible chance that it will be a ruse (a "sting") and that a team of large men is waiting behind the scenes to apprehend you, kidnap you, and then bring you into a Government Homosexual Rape Camp ("prison") where you are liable to be literally fucked in the ass to death, or to be stabbed to death with variations on DIY knives. This is a compelling and justified reason not to seek "escorts" (whores) for people who live in the United States.

Incredibly, people who live in countries where they can regularly pay a whore to clap their cheeks on a regular basis still think they are "incels". They want to have sex, and CAN have sex, and DO have sex, and still come onto a forum designed for people who CANNOT have sex. No team of large men in costumes are waiting to apprehend them, and they can have sex freely and leave, regularly, but they still come onto this forum and post here.

Frankly, any user admitting to having fucked an escort should be banned IMMEDIATELY. They are not incels as they have had sex. Period, end of story.

It is ridiculous that, hypothetically, a user can sign up for this site and admit to being a ridiculous sex maniac who has fucked 100,000 women via payed sex and is still considered an "escortcel". Meanwhile, some ogrecel who is >6 feet tall is ostracized as a "fakecel" even if he wants to have sex and absolutely is unable to have sex. On second thought, perhaps we should just rename the site to "chads.co", given all of the outed Chads who have the top post counts (yet being a "greycel" is considered worse even if a huge proportion of the posters with the heaviest SPAM rates are actually Chads).

Transcended mystic ancient Indian Guru IQ

 

[truthpill]

No thanks, I don't want to get STDs from used up whores

 

[latin_elioth]

That's one hell of a cope. Nothing beats sex with real attraction

I have experience with escorts and I can say "NO" is not the best sex. Yes is cool while it lasts, but I agree, nothing can beat the feeling legitimately attracted to you. Most escortcells agree with this, is hard to put in words but you can feel it

 

[Over_this_Life]

Escortmaxxing might be a good cope (too high inhib to try) but it is obviously nothing compared to what chad gets for free every day on demand