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11gaijin

11gaijin

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So I was pretty horny and recently received a huge bonus from my company and so I decided to fuck some local hooker. I knew these local escorts can’t match the standards set by Thai girls especially my 10/10 Thai bar girl oneitis but I had too much money and spending some on a fuck looked like a good decision.

So I hire this hooker for the night. And she is a fucking starfish. Literally lying on the bed now. It’s like fucking a dead body. My mood is killed. I neeed to fly to Thailand asap to kill the hangover that this bitch is causing. There is still the whole night left but starfishes suck ass.

Fuck curry whores. Thy need a crash course by Thai whores asap.
 
Escortcelling is a cheaper version of cucking.
 
11gaijin said:
So I was pretty horny and recently received a huge bonus from my company and so I decided to fuck some local hooker. I knew these local escorts can’t match the standards set by Thai girls especially my 10/10 Thai bar girl oneitis but I had too much money and spending some on a fuck looked like a good decision.

So I hire this hooker for the night. And she is a fucking starfish. Literally lying on the bed now. It’s like fucking a dead body. My mood is killed. I neeed to fly to Thailand asap to kill the hangover that this bitch is causing. There is still the whole night left but starfishes suck ass.

Fuck curry whores. Thy need a crash course by Thai whores asap.
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Good luck Op. May the force be with you.
 
Excuse me? Are you BRAGGING?
 
LittleBoy said:
You can't pay for sex. You're country truly is cucked to the core by Radfemincels and their Soy Boy allies.
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Soyboys are almost gone, it's just feminazis and muslims now
 
youngswedecel said:
Soyboys are almost gone, it's just feminazis and muslims now
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Lol. That'll go down well. I hear the Swedish Democrats are set to gain massively.
Are the feminazi scum working with the Islamincels?
 
LittleBoy said:
Lol. That'll go down well. I hear the Swedish Democrats are set to gain massively.
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The 2 other main parties are probably going to go into an alliance now to fuck over SD
 
11gaijin said:
So I was pretty horny and recently received a huge bonus from my company and so I decided to fuck some local hooker. I knew these local escorts can’t match the standards set by Thai girls especially my 10/10 Thai bar girl oneitis but I had too much money and spending some on a fuck looked like a good decision.

So I hire this hooker for the night. And she is a fucking starfish. Literally lying on the bed now. It’s like fucking a dead body. My mood is killed. I neeed to fly to Thailand asap to kill the hangover that this bitch is causing. There is still the whole night left but starfishes suck ass.

Fuck curry whores. Thy need a crash course by Thai whores asap.
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can you please explain where and how you get oneitus for a bar girl? every single one i've seen look fucking awful
 
youngswedecel said:
The 2 other main parties are probably going to go into an alliance now to fuck over SD
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Interesting. Don't you have proportional representation? Surely that'll fuel a back lash against the 2 main parties?
 
send a pic and be a hero OP.
anyway even if shes a starfish i would just cum on her face as much as i can before the sun would come.
 
11gaijin said:
Been to Thailand ever?
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yeah, bangkok

i went to soi cowboy and they all look like shit

unless you know some secret location to find hot bar girls

that being said, i saw hot hookers in the clubs / bars. i read they want like 3000 baht per night though

i guess if you pay enough you can get college students who are hot
 
LittleBoy said:
Interesting. Don't you have proportional representation? Surely that'll fuel a back lash against the 2 main parties?
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added a few explanations
 
The ones in the bars, clubs and discos are hot. 2k-3k baht for night is a really good deal since these girls are freaks in bed. Escorts around the world seldom act like these Thai girls.


I however go to Pattaya. The 10/10 Thai girl I talk about looks a mix of Caucasian and Thai. Extremely unique and amazing body and face.
 
Thai whores are awesome, god bless those thots.

The great thing with Thai whores is they also give you the whole Chad experience,like you can go in a club and have these hotties grind on your dick, before you make your pick and go home with one.

We really should be grateful, I imagine the world would explode if low tier normies and incels couldn't go to Thailand anymore.
 
Uglyman said:
Just cum in her
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oldcellcopecell said:
Thai whores are awesome, god bless those thots.

The great thing with Thai whores is they also give you the whole Chad experience,like you can go in a club and have these hotties grind on your dick, before you make your pick and go home with one.

We really should be grateful, I imagine the world would explode if low tier normies and incels couldn't go to Thailand anymore.
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This 100 times man. This hookers deserve a salute. Even your own gf might not fuck that good
 
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Take a pic for us my man.

Or at least show her escort ad.
 
Aside from typical western females, curry whores have got to be the worst type of female on the planet.
 
I'd like to go to Thailand too, however I'd be careful because I read that about 70% of street girls & many bar girls are ladyboys, some are obvious but there are some that get countless surgeries to the point where they resemble a real femoid.
 
Blancmange said:
I'd like to go to Thailand too, however I'd be careful because I read that about 70% of street girls & many bar girls are ladyboys, some are obvious but there are some that get countless surgeries to the point where they resemble a real femoid.
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It can be a problem, which is why it's better to go with some friends who are more experienced.

Otherwise incels end up losing again.
 
Slap the shit out of her, but dont bruise. idk
 
Get on of those bdsm whores you can abuse around and call them filthy roasties while fucking them into oblivion
 
Well, she improved over the night so it wasn’t as bad as I wrote. Not Thai level but still decent
 
11gaijin said:
So I was pretty horny and recently received a huge bonus from my company and so I decided to fuck some local hooker. I knew these local escorts can’t match the standards set by Thai girls especially my 10/10 Thai bar girl oneitis but I had too much money and spending some on a fuck looked like a good decision.

So I hire this hooker for the night. And she is a fucking starfish. Literally lying on the bed now. It’s like fucking a dead body. My mood is killed. I neeed to fly to Thailand asap to kill the hangover that this bitch is causing. There is still the whole night left but starfishes suck ass.

Fuck curry whores. Thy need a crash course by Thai whores asap.
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What country r u from?

Here u can cheaply get high quality asian hookers.
 
11gaijin said:
Curryland. It turned out well in the end.
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How the fuck is it even possible to be incel in india? Just arrangemarriagecel like every other curry in the country.
 
The whole country does arranged marriage. What makes u so special?
 
11gaijin said:
So I hire this hooker for the night. And she is a fucking starfish
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Lmfao you really got cucked by a whore? Its so over bro im sorry. Did her pussy smell bad also? Then you got ultracucked.
 
EthnicelNL said:
Lmfao you really got cucked by a whore? Its so over bro im sorry. Did her pussy smell bad also? Then you got ultracucked.
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She improved over the night as I said. I can’t delete this post. Didn’t smell her pussy boot, kek.
 
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