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Escortceling followed by being a beta-bux is the closest we can get to living Chad's life.

TuffWarlock

TuffWarlock

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Think about you it you spend your 20s and early 30s just running through every escort, stripper, and sugar baby willing to fuck for a few hundred bucks. Knock everything off your bucket list threesomes, every race, young looking 18 year olds still in high school, respectable looking MILFs who you do degrading things to.

Once you get to that point you'll probably start to get bored of just straight up sex and be willing to lock-in some used up roastie. Your marriage might even work out because you'll be fine with fucking once a month since you've already done everything you want to do.

Anytime she brings up some Chad who didn't commit to her you won't get upset because you can just think back to the time you paid to fuck a 19 year old 10/10 blond in the ass while another 20 year old 10/10 asian bitch licked your balls.
 
closest we can get to chads life is by going to the alternate dimension just beyond the hole in the noose
 
Feminists will do everything to prevent incels from having sexual satisfaction.
They're already attacking sexdolls
 
Feminists will do everything to prevent incels from having sexual satisfaction.
They're already attacking sexdolls
Yup, so far France, Ireland, Canada, Sweden, Norway and Iceland have all made it legal for a whore to sell sex, but illegal for an incel to buy it. A lot of other Western countries seem to be looking towards that approach as a model for their own laws.
 
Think about you it you spend your 20s and early 30s just running through every escort, stripper, and sugar baby willing to fuck for a few hundred bucks. Knock everything off your bucket list threesomes, every race, young looking 18 year olds still in high school, respectable looking MILFs who you do degrading things to.

Once you get to that point you'll probably start to get bored of just straight up sex and be willing to lock-in some used up roastie. Your marriage might even work out because you'll be fine with fucking once a month since you've already done everything you want to do.

Anytime she brings up some Chad who didn't commit to her you won't get upset because you can just think back to the time you paid to fuck a 19 year old 10/10 blond in the ass while another 20 year old 10/10 asian bitch licked your balls.
Most Escorts will do want they believe is right, if you look too nasty they will not do it, believe me.
Okay, if you take some hooker who is the victim of human trafficking, probably on drugs and generally undesirable, you can get your "weird experiences", but of you will sink that low you could also just rape(not advocating, I am COMPARING!)
 
jfl @ this delusional cope.

No one has the money for that in their 20s, and it will never compare to the real thing.
you can just think back to the time you paid to fuck a 19 year old 10/10 blond in the ass while another 20 year old 10/10 asian bitch licked your balls.
ur legit tard. You're looking at least $2000 (likely more) for an experience like that
 
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Fuck betabuxxing a rostie. I'd just continue escortcelling.
 
I'm a poorcel. Paying for a prostitute would cost me 20% of my paycheck ( for a starfish sex with a condom).
 
Most Escorts will do want they believe is right, if you look too nasty they will not do it, believe me.
Okay, if you take some hooker who is the victim of human trafficking, probably on drugs and generally undesirable, you can get your "weird experiences", but of you will sink that low you could also just rape(not advocating, I am COMPARING!)

Trust me I'm fat (270lbs at 6'0) and of Indian heritage and if Escorts aren't turning me down they're not turning anyone who's not disabled down.

jfl @ this delusional cope.

No one has the money for that in their 20s, and it will never compare to the real thing.

ur legit tard. You're looking at least $2000 (likely more) for an experience like that

Two girls would literally cost $800 tops plus probably another $200 for the butt stuff, speaking from experience.

And no incel should ever be poor, we've got no distractions from friends/family/girls and probably a higher than average IQ.
 
Trust me I'm fat (270lbs at 6'0) and of Indian heritage and if Escorts aren't turning me down they're not turning anyone who's not disabled down.



Two girls would literally cost $800 tops plus probably another $200 for the butt stuff, speaking from experience.

And no incel should ever be poor, we've got no distractions from friends/family/girls and probably a higher than average IQ.
you're coping HARD. No one is getting a "19 year old 10/10 blond" for less than $1000 when they can sell their used panties for the same price. The hot ones mostly deal with rich celebrities

also mental illness or below average looks = shit career prospects.

lol @ paying this much for something Chad gets for free
 
you're coping HARD. No one is getting a "19 year old 10/10 blond" for less than $1000 when they can sell their used panties for the same price. The hot ones mostly deal with rich celebrities

also mental illness or below average looks = shit career prospects.

lol @ paying this much for something Chad gets for free

I'm obese and Indian and make $200k a year so if I'm not too ugly for a decent career no one is.

Also here are some foids I've ACTUALLY fucked for under $500. I'm sure you'll claim they're all 2/10 because you're clearly low IQ.
 

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I'm obese and Indian and make $200k a year so if I'm not too ugly for a decent career no one is.

Also here are some foids I've ACTUALLY fucked for under $500. I'm sure you'll claim they're all 2/10 because you're clearly low IQ.
seems like larp.

Some of them are ok, but you're missing the point.
While you're paying $500 to get 1 hour of action, Chads are getting laid every week for free. And they get validation, kissing, bareback, etc.

It doesn't even compare, but keep coping like the shtskin hindu cuck you are.
 
If you had enough money to do this you would have enough money to wealthmaxx on a Stacylite.
 
Being a virgin is better than losing it to an escort and then fucking 100 of them just to "simulate" a Chad's life.

Sex is not about the physical sensations its about the validation.
 
Some of those foids are pretty decent tho like half of them would not be worth paying for as far as I'm concerned.

Is that really the best you can get when it comes to hookers?

I'm broke as shit so even $500 is far beyond me so no chance to escortmaxx, but I kinda thought you could get far better foids for that kinda cash. A couple of them look like the local streetwalkers in my old hood who charged like 50 bux to do just about anything, tho of course they were all STDmaxxed crackwhores.
 
I am sorry are you guys saying the escort he paid for are only alright. How much cope do I need to get you guys level of delusion
Being a virgin is better than losing it to an escort and then fucking 100 of them just to "simulate" a Chad's life.

Sex is not about the physical sensations its about the validation.
Bule pill
 
If you had enough money to do this you would have enough money to wealthmaxx on a Stacylite.
exactly, what are you doing on this site, JFL

I am sorry are you guys saying the escort he paid for are only alright. How much cope do I need to get you guys level of delusion

Bule pill
Or maybe you just have shit taste because you're desperate lol.
You don't get to talk about coping when you're an escortcuck
 
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I am sorry are you guys saying the escort he paid for are only alright. How much cope do I need to get you guys level of delusion

Bule pill

If hookers were a good substitute for the real thing then there would be no incels because there would be no reason to be frustrated. Most incels have enough money to at least fuck a hooker per month, but that doesn't mean shit, sex with some bitch who is doing it for money and is disgusted at you have no value.
 
exactly, what are you doing on this site, JFL


Or maybe you just have shit taste because you're desperate lol.
You don't get to talk about coping when you're an escortcuck
I want you show me a pic of what you consider a hot women,
so everyone on this site can see how much of a retard you are.
Also never escorted, but starting to consider it.
 
I want you show me a pic of what you consider a hot women,
so everyone on this site can see how much of a retard you are.
Also never escorted, but starting to consider it.
suck my mog, you subhuman greycel.
 
Like I thought you're a retard
"bule pill"
"a hot women"

Everything about your posts screams low IQ favela dweller.
Good thing you're considering escorts because it never began for you.

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Anytime she brings up some Chad who didn't commit to her you won't get upset because you can just think back to the time you paid to fuck a 19 year old 10/10 blond in the ass while another 20 year old 10/10 asian bitch licked your balls.
I think I'd still find it annoying, actually, so no thanks.
 
"bule pill"
"a hot women"

Everything about your posts screams low IQ favela dweller.
Good thing you're considering escorts because it never began for you.

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Thanks
 
I agree with the scort part , but why betabux a roastie? get that money to fuck a poor teen foid and if you want to be a father pregnant her and then give money to her poor parents and marry her or live with her.
 
jfl @ this delusional cope.

No one has the money for that in their 20s, and it will never compare to the real thing.

ur legit tard. You're looking at least $2000 (likely more) for an experience like that

$2000 is a really fucking good bargain for that if you are in London/NYC. I suppose you could set that up for $2000 if you had connections in some shithole EE country though, e.g. Romania
If you had enough money to do this you would have enough money to wealthmaxx on a Stacylite.

JFL, no.
Some of those foids are pretty decent tho like half of them would not be worth paying for as far as I'm concerned.

Is that really the best you can get when it comes to hookers?

I'm broke as shit so even $500 is far beyond me so no chance to escortmaxx, but I kinda thought you could get far better foids for that kinda cash. A couple of them look like the local streetwalkers in my old hood who charged like 50 bux to do just about anything, tho of course they were all STDmaxxed crackwhores.

Unless you're willing to fork out more than $500 an hour, you're not going to fuck a 9/10+. You can find 8/10s for slightly cheaper though.
Think about you it you spend your 20s and early 30s just running through every escort, stripper, and sugar baby willing to fuck for a few hundred bucks. Knock everything off your bucket list threesomes, every race, young looking 18 year olds still in high school, respectable looking MILFs who you do degrading things to.

Once you get to that point you'll probably start to get bored of just straight up sex and be willing to lock-in some used up roastie. Your marriage might even work out because you'll be fine with fucking once a month since you've already done everything you want to do.

Anytime she brings up some Chad who didn't commit to her you won't get upset because you can just think back to the time you paid to fuck a 19 year old 10/10 blond in the ass while another 20 year old 10/10 asian bitch licked your balls.

Yes and no.

Losing your virginity makes you less desperate. Knowing that you can get sex just by making an appointment and a trip to the ATM makes you feel slightly less subhuman.

But it is nothing like being a Chad. You will never receive that validation that you so desperately crave.
 
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Trust me I'm fat (270lbs at 6'0) and of Indian heritage and if Escorts aren't turning me down they're not turning anyone who's not disabled down.
There is a fat indian Porn star who goes by the name "The Minion" who can't even get an erection, so maybe you have a point.

Lol, the last one is pornstar Kristina Rose. Nice try bro
 
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More slut advertisment.
Doing Satan's work.
9j9
 

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Think about you it you spend your 20s and early 30s just running through every escort, stripper, and sugar baby willing to fuck for a few hundred bucks. Knock everything off your bucket list threesomes, every race, young looking 18 year olds still in high school, respectable looking MILFs who you do degrading things to.

Once you get to that point you'll probably start to get bored of just straight up sex and be willing to lock-in some used up roastie. Your marriage might even work out because you'll be fine with fucking once a month since you've already done everything you want to do.

Anytime she brings up some Chad who didn't commit to her you won't get upset because you can just think back to the time you paid to fuck a 19 year old 10/10 blond in the ass while another 20 year old 10/10 asian bitch licked your balls.
Thats a Hiroshima Nagasaki Cope
Im sorry to say this - but you are Low IQ for thinking that you could ever simulate chads life by escortmaxxxing or betabuxxxing. Chad enjoys certain things that you can never simulate tbh ngl
  • You can NEVER simulate taking the Virginity of numerous jb foids and having them permanently & eternally pair bonded to you
  • You cant simulate the sheer adrenaline rush that a foid gets when she looks at chads face which looks like that of a greek god
  • You cant simulate giving a femasites "feels" - you know - making her heart throbbing to over 150 bpm , her palms sweating, getting butterflies in her tummy or her pussy getting wetter than the Pacific Ocean just by her looking deep in your eyes. Escorts are disgusted by their subhuman incel clients and have to weedmaxxx, cocainemaxxx or be under some sort of intoxication inorder to go through the act of letting an incel fuck them without them puking from sheer disgust.
  • No foid / escort / post wall roastie being betabuxxxed will ever have a sweet dream about you fucking the shit out of them. The only dream with you in it will be an unpleasant Nightmare. And you cant simulate that.
Nothing (besides surgerymaxxing to being chad) can simulate the life of Chad. Stop coping. Its Over.
 
No foid / escort / post wall roastie being betabuxxxed will ever have a sweet dream about you fucking the shit out of them. The only dream with you in it will be an unpleasant Nightmare. And you cant simulate that.
This is why men should slut shame whores and only consider virgins for long term commitments. Every slut should continue getting pumped and dumped by everyone, or selling their pussy, because they lost their pair bonding abilities many years and many dicks ago.
 
Think about you it you spend your 20s and early 30s just running through every escort, stripper, and sugar baby willing to fuck for a few hundred bucks. Knock everything off your bucket list threesomes, every race, young looking 18 year olds still in high school, respectable looking MILFs who you do degrading things to.

Once you get to that point you'll probably start to get bored of just straight up sex and be willing to lock-in some used up roastie. Your marriage might even work out because you'll be fine with fucking once a month since you've already done everything you want to do.

Anytime she brings up some Chad who didn't commit to her you won't get upset because you can just think back to the time you paid to fuck a 19 year old 10/10 blond in the ass while another 20 year old 10/10 asian bitch licked your balls.

I agree with the first part (hookers) but betabuxxing for a roastie is beyond me. Iam a man of good taste and shall remain that way.
 
I'm obese and Indian and make $200k a year so if I'm not too ugly for a decent career no one is.

Also here are some foids I've ACTUALLY fucked for under $500. I'm sure you'll claim they're all 2/10 because you're clearly low IQ.
Half of them look creepy/offputting
 

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