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Based Escortcel trait: the escorts you've fucked mog all the foids you see irl

keep paying hundreds of dollars to "fuck" with a plastic wrapper on. fucking retard

Keep simping for females that will never give a fuck about you and then raging like a fucking retard

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Chad makes them moan without paying a dime and no rubber, in fact they are chasing HIM while you are paying 150 euro / usd half an hour to hear fake moans and platitudes, or maybe you pay 50 extra to cooooom inside and feel like you achieved something noteworthy.

Put it in stocks or something like a normal person nigga
 
Part of the reason I haven't decided to escortcel is because all the escorts in the NYC-CT-NJ area, despite having a huge number, all look like post-wall roasties from the pics that are available. The girls I regularly see in public are much better looking than them.
I'm sure there are some who are genuinely stunning, but they're the ones who probably hide their appearance the most because they're college students or something. Good luck picking them out from the FBI honeypots.
Go location maxx
 
I bbfs an escort creampie finish. White foid $400. I’ve bbfs creampie her. Seen her 5x. Drove 2hours. Back in 2020.

Few months later,2021, she took down her ad. Added her on Facebook friend (she vetted me via Facebook) then she gave birth to a child. Lol she still my fb friend but I don’t book her. (Tooo expensive and 2hours drive just tooo much)
 
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I fucked a gigastacy escort. But yeah I have reason to suspect she was controlled by the mafia
Do you mind sharing in which city did you see her? Also did she work for an agency, if so It would be nice if you can share the agency's name. You can send me a pm :feelsEhh:

I've been with gigastacy escorts before as-well, they are rare asf. But there is at least always a low tier stacy escort younger than <24 available in my region.
Most of the time I say to myself "It was definitely worth it" after a girl leaves the room, and usually I am really careful and picky with my penny. I would only pay for something if it's really worth it.

But ofc sometimes, especially when you are a novice escortcel, you might have some unpleasant interactions.
 
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Fucking an escort still makes you an incel.
If a woman won't touch you unless you pay her hundreds of dollars per hour, wtf is even the point?
it's ascension IMO at least to escortcel
 
One of my biggest copes is fucking stacy escorts and knowing I've fucked hotter foids than most chads :feelsLSD:
Same. I can honestly say I've fucked more attractive woman than most Chadlites, at least.
 
escortcels mogs incels
 
I notice a lot of whoremaxxers bang 8s and 9s and can never even look at their looksmatch anymore much less tolerate her hypergamous bullshit.
 
I notice a lot of whoremaxxers bang 8s and 9s and can never even look at their looksmatch anymore much less tolerate her hypergamous bullshit.
this is why i wanna ascend to escortceldom. you mog normies in relationships by being able to bang stacies
 
Escortcels bragging is brutel I hate sex bragging cunts so much
 
Escortcels bragging is brutel I hate sex bragging cunts so much

I think escortcels should be allowed but all conversation related to to escortcelling should be contained in its own sub-forum.
Just make a subforum for escorcels and be done with it.

Escortcelling is a choice, and using it dosn't make you any less incel. Some people need to have sex while others can bear solitude for their entire lives
 

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