escortcel? Sex doll? Opinions/experiences?

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Looking for honest opinions from escortcels or guys who bit the bullet and got a sex doll. I’m at the end of it and just need to give up and accept that I’m shit and will never ascend. I need to at least experience something other than my fucking hand. Can anyone out there give me some advice or experiences with either?

 

[Sheogorath]

Well...

Spoiler: NSFW

Do you have $150 bucks?

I haven't invested yet I think because I'm worried I won't clean it properly.

 

[Deleted member 10150]

10$ onahole + water based lubricant and your sick fuck porn tbh

 

[Ew_unplugged]

Well...

Spoiler: NSFW

Do you have $150 bucks?

I haven't invested yet I think because I'm worried I won't clean it properly.

I can swing that. I have nothing to spend money on except booze and bills. Not sure if I want to try real and risk being laughed at or treated like shit after spending money, or if I want at least a bit more real looking. Not sure if I should invest any money on something that doesn’t feel that much better than my hand.

 

[Deleted member 22549]

If you follow the hobbyists advices, escortcelling is pretty decent tbh, once a month is ideal for coping.

 

[KingOfRome]

How much you'll get out of escortcelling depends on your location. If you're in the United States like me, it's absolutely not worth doing more than one time just to lose your virginity. Escorts charge exorbitant rates for appalling service and are generally unattractive, and the odds of falling into a law enforcement sting or a robbery just add to the misery. By what I hear, it's not nearly as bad in countries where prostitution is legal, so if you're in one of those countries, it's probably worth doing at least once, but it's still not a substitute for having a real partner who is genuinely attracted to you.

A sex doll will lose its novelty quickly. You can warm up the part where you'll put your dick, but the rest of it will still be clammy and cold, and the whole ordeal of waiting for the fake genitals to get warm, adjusting it into specific sex positions, and cleaning it after you're done is so much of a hassle that you won't even bother touching it once the novelty wears off and it doesn't do anything for you that your hand and some tissue paper couldn't.

In short, it's over.

 

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If you follow the hobbyists advices, escortcelling is pretty decent tbh, once a month is ideal for coping.

Saw a few negative experiences, and having my first time be horrific would likely be my end.

 

[Sheogorath]

Dolls will never be that real-looking, and the full-body stuff is very expensive and probably doesn't feel good compared to onaholes which are marketed on that basis (though there are bad-feeling onaholes, don't get me wrong, but you're at least prioritizing that when you read reviews).

My hand feels horrible, I've never had any success finishing with it. I need to do painful half-mast 180 degree bends raping my briefs in a prone posture.

I think any circumcised guy who can finish using his hand might have some kind of homosexuality or other brain disorder, like when circulation is cut off (or you're on drugs) and you don't know it's your own hand. I'm always aware it's me so I can't avoid the feedback problems created by that. Tools likely help.

Uncircumcised guys' foreskins probably help emulate a vagina and disassociate sensations from their hands so that's probably why they can succeed. It's a lot less painful for them to fap too, and protection makes them unkeratinized.

Larger onahips you grip with 2 hands apparently help disassociate better than the 1-handed things you squeeze with just one. Weight helps, and being able to mentally associate it with imagined sex apparently helps.

 

[Ew_unplugged]

How much you'll get out of escortcelling depends on your location. If you're in the United States like me, it's absolutely not worth doing more than one time just to lose your virginity. Escorts charge exorbitant rates for appalling service and are generally unattractive, and the odds of falling into a law enforcement sting or a robbery just add to the misery. By what I hear, it's not nearly as bad in countries where prostitution is legal, so if you're in one of those countries, it's probably worth doing at least once, but it's still not a substitute for having a real partner who is genuinely attracted to you.

A sex doll will lose its novelty quickly. You can warm up the part where you'll put your dick, but the rest of it will still be clammy and cold, and the whole ordeal of waiting for the fake genitals to get warm, adjusting it into specific sex positions, and cleaning it after you're done is so much of a hassle that you won't even bother touching it once the novelty wears off and it doesn't do anything for you that your hand and some tissue paper couldn't.

In short, it's over.

I know it is. But I at least want one shot.

I live in the US, but thanks to being a loser who slaves at work and only splurges on scotch, I can afford to at least take a trip somewhere it might be better. Hoping someone here has some advice or places they recommend.

 

[KingOfRome]

I know it is. But I at least want one shot.

I live in the US, but thanks to being a loser who slaves at work and only splurges on scotch, I can afford to at least take a trip somewhere it might be better. Hoping someone here has some advice or places they recommend.

You can try Germany or the Netherlands. I hear the UK is pretty bad, but still better than here.

 

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Dolls will never be that real-looking, and the full-body stuff is very expensive and probably doesn't feel good compared to onaholes which are marketed on that basis (though there are bad-feeling onaholes, don't get me wrong, but you're at least prioritizing that when you read reviews).

My hand feels horrible, I've never had any success finishing with it. I need to do painful half-mast 180 degree bends raping my briefs in a prone posture.

I think any circumcised guy who can finish using his hand might have some kind of homosexuality or other brain disorder, like when circulation is cut off (or you're on drugs) and you don't know it's your own hand. I'm always aware it's me so I can't avoid the feedback problems created by that. Tools likely help.

Uncircumcised guys' foreskins probably help emulate a vagina and disassociate sensations from their hands so that's probably why they can succeed. It's a lot less painful for them to fap too, and protection makes them unkeratinized.

Larger onahips you grip with 2 hands apparently help disassociate better than the 1-handed things you squeeze with just one. Weight helps, and being able to mentally associate it with imagined sex apparently helps.

Thanks for the tip. I will look into it for sure.

You can try Germany or the Netherlands. I hear the UK is pretty bad, but still better than here.

Part of me is desperate enough to try Nevada- the extra spent on the prostitute will likely be saved in travel costs. But thanks for the tip- I’ll keep it on the list for sure. Want aware it was legal in Germany. Was there 16 years ago and they had a red light district but I was told not to go there as it could get me arrested.

 

[HowCanSheSlap]

I escortcelled 4 years ago and thinking about it again. Check my old threads to read bout my experiences. I only got a blowjob and plus some kissing, on the whole I do regret it, but I can't help but want to do it again - even knowing I'd regret it. I got a fleshlight in 2017 and had it for 6-7 months - one of the best decisions of my life. I only threw it away due to privacy fears, as I was moving out of my one bedroom student accommodation in which I was 100% no one would ever come to my room.

So don't know about sex doll - but I would 100% recommend a fleshlight. I got the Stoya Detroya.

 

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I escortcelled 4 years ago and thinking about it again. Check my old threads to read bout my experiences. I only got a blowjob and plus some kissing, on the whole I do regret it, but I can't help but want to do it again - even knowing I'd regret it. I got a fleshlight in 2017 and had it for 6-7 months - one of the best decisions of my life. I only threw it away due to privacy fears, as I was moving out of my one bedroom student accommodation in which I was 100% no one would ever come to my room.

So don't know about sex doll - but I would 100% recommend a fleshlight. I got the Stoya Detroya.

Thanks for the heads up. Are you in the US? Was it a Craigslist type thing? I’m legit dead serious about trying Nevada just because the brothels seem to have true professionals who want you to have a good time, even if for no better reason than a good tip or repeat business. At least it’s better than some foid who lays there rolling her eyes or looking Disgusted.

 

[HowCanSheSlap]

Thanks for the heads up. Are you in the US? Was it a Craigslist type thing? I’m legit dead serious about trying Nevada just because the brothels seem to have true professionals who want you to have a good time, even if for no better reason than a good tip or repeat business. At least it’s better than some foid who lays there rolling her eyes or looking Disgusted.

If you escortcel don't go with a skank - I'm lucky I got a girl who was at least a 5-6/10, I wish I had gotten better but didn't wanna risk it and blow out a lot of money. Verify and make sure she's reasonably good-looking - pics are very deceiving, videos are better. I'm in the UK, prostitution is legal (so far) and I used AdultWork - don't knwo about U.S., sorry.

I would still 1000000000% reccomend a fleshlight though. If I wasn't living with people I would've bought this in a heartbeat. It's better than a whore if you're talking about sexual intensity and pleasure..

 

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If you escortcel don't go with a skank - I'm lucky I got a girl who was at least a 5-6/10, I wish I had gotten better but didn't wanna risk it and blow out a lot of money. Verify and make sure she's reasonably good-looking - pics are very deceiving, videos are better. I'm in the UK, prostitution is legal (so far) and I used AdultWork - don't knwo about U.S., sorry.

I would still 1000000000% reccomend a fleshlight though. If I wasn't living with people I would've bought this in a heartbeat. It's better than a whore if you're talking about sexual intensity and pleasure..

Okay that last paragraph is exactly what I needed.

 

[HowCanSheSlap]

Okay that last paragraph is exactly what I needed.

Here is a thread I made on fleshlights a couple of months ago.

https://incels.is/threads/coping-why-i-bought-a-fleshlight.146423/

 

[what is happening]

Thanks for the heads up. Are you in the US? Was it a Craigslist type thing?

Escort Babylon / Listcrawler
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If there are multiple comments that don't seem fake and it looks like they have been using that number and same pictures for at least a few months then it's very unlikely to be police.

If it's uncertain how fat they look and if they don't show a clear shot of their belly area, they are going to be fat to me at least.

Example:

The LARP / hype (possibly a fake comment)

Spoiler: The pics

The post ("Weight: 150 lb Height: 5ft or less")

The reality


Yes she admits to being at least borderline obese if you couldn't tell from the pics she is fat.

I’m legit dead serious about trying Nevada just because the brothels seem to have true professionals who want you to have a good time, even if for no better reason than a good tip or repeat business. At least it’s better than some foid who lays there rolling her eyes or looking Disgusted.

Don't go to Nevada. Too expensive. Some recentish comments on some forum you can find by searching up part of the comment in quotes.

Are you sure you didn't mean January. 2013? Also, I hope you understand that the distance from Las Vegas to Reno is about 450 miles through the middle of nowhere.

Now as for the brothels. The ladies at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch (MLBR) are posted on their website. The last time I was there about three years ago most of the photos were fairly accurate, although a few of the photos were many years and many pounds earlier. Most of the ladies were in the 7 and 8 range in looks with one or two I would rate a 9. There were about 12 in the afternoon and over 20 in the evening. The prices at the time at the MLBR were extremely outrageous, every gal wanted at least $1000 / hr. People have stated on a few sites that the prices have gotten a lot more reasonable, but I'll believe it when I see it.

There are actually five brothels in the Reno Area. The MLBR and three other brothels are 30 miles from Reno, near Carson City. The other three ranches are down the road from the MLBR and share the same parking area on Kit Kat Lane, The Kit Kat Ranch, Sagebrush Ranch and Love Ranch. The first brothel as you enter is the Kit Kat Ranch. You'll usually find about 6 women working there during the afternoon and around 8 to 10 at night. The ladies that work at the Kit Kat are in the middle of the other two brothels on the lot when it comes to looks, and the cheapest when it comes to prices. The ladies here are mostly in the 7 range with one or two 6's and one or two 8's, and a few of the photos were at least a decade out of date, but most were pretty accurate. I have gotten quotes as low as $400 / hr here, although that was from one of 6's at the ranch. The next lowest wanted $500 / hr, which seemed to be the going rate there..

I know exactly what you are asking. There are some premium looking ladies at Sheri's, there are some premium looking ladies at Bunny Ranch at Moundhouse near Reno.

So that's pretty close to a straight up even comparison.

That said, you can go to Sagebrush, Love Ranch, Kit Kat. You can park right there in one place and check out all three. And Bunny Ranch is just up the road a mile or so. I say that because Bunny Ranch is expensive, just like Sheri's. But you are free to compare ladies and offer money in negotiations. Really, it seems right now that even Sagebrush and Love Ranch and Kit Kat are pressing men for $500 an hour minimum. To even get that, or perhaps to undercut that a bit, you should go in your rental car (NEVER IN THE LIMO OR A CAB) on a weekday and probably get a line up. Even booking a gal ahead of time, they figure you have your heart set on them and it seems to drive up the price.

I have great memories of ladies there. I saw Remy Martin at Love Ranch ($1500 for 2. 5 hours, but she moved to Bunny Ranch and goes for way more now- dripping hot, totally worth what she charges) Alice Little was new at Sagebrush and is also now at Bunny Ranch at astronomical prices that cannot be within the realm of my world. She was $800 an hour for two hours a few years ago. But there are newer ladies desperate to be the next Alice Little who will charge less.

A great alternative is Mustang Ranch closer to Reno in Sparks. But still rent a car. There, you have one ranch with a bigger line up than any one ranch in Moundhouse. And negotiations seem to go better. You can still find some premium looking women there. Look them up on the internet, look up the others. The photos are real. I can only tell you that the ones I had a party with at Mustang who are still there are JR Carrington ($800 for an hour and porn star sex totally worth the price), Rachel Varga ($1000 for an hour- and other than being drop dead gorgeous, was not worth it in my opinion) and Kitti Minx ($600 for 90 minutes- she was weird and incredibly fun, best deal). But Your Mileage and Negotiations will vary by so many factors.

To be honest, I am done with the brothels. Too expensive, negotiations are difficult when I let my little head do the thinking. The only advantages I see is that it is legal and I can use a credit card and I know I won't get my skull caved in by some pimp in a strange environment.

Brothels offer legal sex, so I can speak openly.

There are some absolutely gorgeous ladies at the brothels. You can really have some great memories of an awesome time.

You have two real choices in the Reno area. At Moundhouse (near Carson City) you have the Bunny Ranch, Sagebrush Ranch, KitKat Ranch, and Love Ranch. Those are all owned by the same people. The other place is closer to Reno- The Mustang Ranch at Sparks. Really, DO NOT ACCEPT A LIMO RIDE OR CAB RIDE TO EITHER PLACE- they figure a cut in for the driver and boost what they will charge you. (SERIOUSLY, regardless of what they say about it.) Get a rental car if you are going. Even one day in a rental car is worth what you would save.

If you don't contact a lady via the internet and set up an appointment, you can get a lineup when you walk in the door at any time. Either way, they won't discuss prices until you are in a room with the lady to negotiate. Most people choose an hour of activity, but you can go more or less. You can get a full hour of sex, be sure to ask specifically about what you want if it's more than vanilla sex- ask about giving and receiving oral sex, mutliple orgasms if you are able. Virtually none of the ladies will admit to giving uncovered BJ's (illegal), and most won't do it, some will. Many will have to nod to unprotected DATY, but ask if you want that. Be very specific if you are looking for kink. If the lady doesn't do it, she will know who does whatever you are looking for. To be honest, I am pretty vanilla and let my "little brain" think for me when I am with the beautiful woman. I don't do as well at negotiations as others might, but experience has allowed me to get better. I think that the back-and-forth kills the excitement, so I don't drag it out.

At the Moundhouse brothels, you will be in for sticker shock. Virtually every lady will start at some price between $1000 for an hour and $2000. In reality, many will go as low as $500 for an hour if you are there when they are not so busy. Some will not go that low no matter what. You can also lower the hourly wage by going for multiple hours. While those numbers are shocking, you can really have a full "Girl-Friend Experience. " Appointments ahead of time at any of the Moundhouse brothels will typically not get you a better deal. The lady will figure you picked her out and have your heart set on her. One single advantage of Moundhouse is that you can walk out of one brothel and try the next one. 3 are right there with the same parking lot and Bunny Ranch is just up the road. Bunny Ranch tends to be the most difficult one to negotiate at, with the hottest ladies.

Mustang Ranch is much larger with tons of ladies available in one place. You can get a lineup or meet the ladies hanging out in the bar and pick one of them. You can start out in the bar and ask for a lineup or you could also look ahead on their website and set an appointment. While you will also get high negotiation numbers at Mustang, they will more easily come down to about $500 an hour. Some might even go lower.

Best advice from me is to budget ahead of time, be specific as stated above, and especially since it's your first time- start at $300 to $350 for an hour and be shocked that it's so much higher. Hold the line the best you can and only slightly budge. You should learn the lady's lowest number if you stick to staying below $500 and see if she even tries to meet you. And you can feel free to negotiate another lady at any house if the first one doesn't work out. Ask the lady you are negotiating with if there is another girl you should try at your price level and she will say.

I've never done it but if you want to travel somewhere else my opinion is that it's only worth it if you can stay for a few weeks or longer. You want to stay for less than a week, buy a several hundred dollar plane ticket, then return to your shitty life?

 

[CrackingYs]

Escorts are expensive. Sexdolls are still creepy looking.

Instead of a sexdoll just get a fleshlight. A good one is around $50 and will last a couple years. Then maybe get an Oculus Quest for some VR porn.

If you want the real deal, then take a sex tourism trip to Havana Cuba. Arrange to stay at a "casa particular" which is sorta like Cuba's version of AirBNB. And ask around for "senioritas". Cuba has some of the hottest prostitutes anywhere because everyone's poor, so all the really hot foids become prostitutes because it's the only way to make decent money there.

 

[grondilu]

Unfortunately, I must say that dolls don't replace the real thing. I bought one at the beginning of the year, I used it quite a few times but I barely do these days.

In fact, it just made me want the real thing even more and I went back to see prostitutes after about ten years with fucking any.

I'd say dolls are much better than fapping, but still not as good as a good looking whore.

Dolls are probably better than a mediocre or ugly whore, though.

 

[omnigold]

No experiences with that.

 

[Indari]

want

 

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If there are multiple comments that don't seem fake and it looks like they have been using that number and same pictures for at least a few months then it's very unlikely to be police.

If it's uncertain how fat they look and if they don't show a clear shot of their belly area, they are going to be fat to me at least.

Example:

The LARP / hype (possibly a fake comment)
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Spoiler: The pics

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The post ("Weight: 150 lb Height: 5ft or less")
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The reality
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Yes she admits to being at least borderline obese if you couldn't tell from the pics she is fat.


Don't go to Nevada. Too expensive. Some recentish comments on some forum you can find by searching up part of the comment in quotes.






I've never done it but if you want to travel somewhere else my opinion is that it's only worth it if you can stay for a few weeks or longer. You want to stay for less than a week, buy a several hundred dollar plane ticket, then return to your shitty life?

Thank you for the thorough info. Fortunately, I’m in a position to be able to afford something of a girlfriend experience, so I’ll probably try one of the brothels and stay for a week or so.