Serious Escortcel fears of mine - Any Escortcels come in here and give your advice

[VirginAutistManlet]

The girl is a bitch, what if she isn't friendly and caring...

What if I get some STD from it....

What if she doesn't look anything like her profile pictures, the old bait and switch...

I feel uncomfortable going to a brothel building, not that I care about people seeing me, I dont, I just dont feel comfortable in that environment, only autists will probably understand, I would definitely want one of the ones who just work from their own apartment or something, where it's just a normal house someone lives in, not some diseased sex building used by 100s of escorts and 10000s of men.

You know, think of it like using a home-gym, I'd prefer to use home-gym over a public gym.

 

[speedtypingincel]

@BlkPillPres

 

[Words2_live_bye]

I'm autistic, how well would i do with getting an escort? I also look underage, and have a 4 inch dick as a manlet.

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

The girl is a bitch, what if she isn't friendly and caring...

What if I get some STD from it....

What if she doesn't look anything like her profile pictures, the old bait and switch...

I feel uncomfortable going to a brothel building, not that I care about people seeing me, I dont, I just dont feel comfortable in that environment, only autists will probably understand, I would definitely want one of the ones who just work from their own apartment or something, where it's just a normal house someone lives in, not some diseased sex building used by 100s of escorts and 10000s of men.

You know, think of it like using a home-gym, I'd prefer to use home-gym over a public gym.

if she's a bitch or ugly you can always bail out, as long as you don't have handed the money yet. Some punters eave as soon as she opens the door if she doesn't correspond to the advert.
The location depends on the country and the legality of her activity, all I can say is look at her website and to review websites.
STD wise, use condoms

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

if she's a bitch or ugly you can always bail out, as long as you don't have handed the money yet. Some punters eave as soon as she opens the door if she doesn't correspond to the advert.
The location depends on the country and the legality of her activity, all I can say is look at her website and to review websites.
STD wise, use condoms

about condoms...

but I want to coom in their pussy, at the very least, and maybe their mouth, do they not do that?

 

[Hail The Bloatlord]

about condoms...

but I want to coom in their pussy, at the very least, and maybe their mouth, do they not do that?

I'd rather stay safe and use condoms. about cooming in mouth, you can ask for it and see what it costs

 

[Haywire]

@Mainländer

 

[HowCanSheSlap]

Definitely try to verify she looks as is.

I look at whore websites occasionally (I'm only a one time escortcel back in 2015 though). I can tell you for a fact that a goof 75% at least look nothing like their pics.

In regards to the accommodation, definitely look for independent escorts. A lot of the time you're actually talking to pimps and men who manage sex workers. A lot of them are based in hotels (especially if they're 'on tour') so avoid these ones (unless you're happy to go into a hotel). It's very rare that it's just a whore working by herself from home, but that is ideal.

 

[Mainländer]

The girl is a bitch, what if she isn't friendly and caring...

This will very likely be the case, especially if you're ugly. Sometimes they pretend well though.

What if I get some STD from it....

In order not to get STDs, don't fuck her in the ass, don't fuck her in the pussy without a condom and don't put your mouth anywhere on her. Worked for me.

Serious STDs are basically synonymous with anal sex. Outside of it you can still get stuff but it's really, really difficult to get something serious like AIDS. Being sucked off raw is safe, no one ever got something serious from it.

I feel uncomfortable going to a brothel building, not that I care about people seeing me, I dont, I just dont feel comfortable in that environment, only autists will probably understand, I would definitely want one of the ones who just work from their own apartment or something, where it's just a normal house someone lives in, not some diseased sex building used by 100s of escorts and 10000s of men.

You know, think of it like using a home-gym, I'd prefer to use home-gym over a public gym.

I really recommend going to the whorehouse. That apartment model is a breeding ground for frauds and scams.

Just go there, look around, approach the one you like, go straight to the point and go to the room. I don't, for me at least, I only get anxious when there's uncertainty. I know exactly how it goes with prostitutes and know that it's acceptable to approach them so I just do it without a problem.

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

don't fuck her in the pussy without a condom

This is 99% of what I want to do....not allowed to do the 99% of what I want to do?

I want to creme pea in the vagina.

 

[Mainländer]

I want to creme pea in the vagina.

I doubt you can even find a prostitute that would allow it. And if you do it without her knowing she'll probably freak out on you.

 

[suislayer]

Start with an outcall in a hotel room, wear a condom, remember that you are the customer and stay in control.

 

[Hate_my_life]

I want to creme pea in the vagina.

Yeah that's not happening.

Start by becoming Chad then we'll go from there.

 

[The Incel Decade]

Worth doing once to get it out your system but beyond that you get what you pay for. I wouldn't bother again. They can't get rid of you quick enough unless you're paying big money.

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

I doubt you can even find a prostitute that would allow it. And if you do it without her knowing she'll probably freak out on you.

Start with an outcall in a hotel room, wear a condom, remember that you are the customer and stay in control.

Yeah that's not happening.

Start by becoming Chad then we'll go from there.

Worth doing once to get it out your system but beyond that you get what you pay for. I wouldn't bother again. They can't get rid of you quick enough unless you're paying big money.

What the fuck is the point if I cant fuck her and coom in her without condom on? (im not joking)

 

[The Incel Decade]

What the fuck is the point if I cant fuck her and coom in her without condom on?

Why would you want to? If she let's you she's let 500 other guys and you'll get a nasty sex infection.

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

Why would you want to? If she let's you she's let 500 other guys and you'll get a nasty sex infection.

and this is exactly why escortcelling is shit

fuck sake

 

[The Incel Decade]

and this is exactly why escortcelling is shit

fuck sake

I wouldn't bother again. Rubbish experience every time. Unless you're prepared to pay big money for a good one who will actually make an effort which even then you begrudge doing.

 

[Personalityinkwell]

I fucked one to get it out of my system. Not sure if I'd do it again. Millions of men have used prostitutes and turned out fine. I highly doubt there will be huge negative consequences assuming you can easily afford it.

 

[Mainländer]

What the fuck is the point if I cant fuck her and coom in her without condom on? (im not joking)

Well, it's recreational sex. It's not life-creating sex with a creampie.

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

Well, it's recreational sex. It's not life-creating sex with a creampie.

I thought you can creampie all day everyday so long as the woman is on birth control. Was I lied to?

 

[Mainländer]

I thought you can creampie all day everyday so long as the woman is on birth control. Was I lied to?

Yes. That shit fails all the time.

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

Yes. That shit fails all the time.

Looks like condom is less effective than birth control?

 

[just_world_ogre]

Just pay and fuck her Bro

This time for real though jfl

 

[Mainländer]

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Looks like condom is less effective than birth control?

Very likely since it frequently rips off.

The only 100% safe method is not having sex tbh. Even if you don't even penetrate, sperm could fall there or something.

 

[Twinkcel]

This is 99% of what I want to do....not allowed to do the 99% of what I want to do?

I want to creme pea in the vagina.

I went raw a tons of times. I only caught chlamydia 3 times and warts once and got two girls pregnant “allegedly”. I only did it because I was very drunk I didn’t know what I was doing. Only two girls I did raw while sober but I was sure they were clean and had a two weeks agreement with them.

 

[Deleted member 17419]

Being sucked off raw is safe, no one ever got something serious from it.

King cope. You can get at least syphilis, HPV, herpes or hepatitis B this way.

 

[Mainländer]

syphilis

Source? Never ever seen anyone getting it through being sucked off. Or statistics that show it.

HPV, herpes or hepatitis B

All shit you could get from walking on the streets on a rainy day or kissing/sharing a bottle with someone.

 

[mylifeistrash]

Sounds like a scam unless you pay like $1000 euro an hour to get a legit hot women who isn't covered in herpes sores

 

[Iwanttolive]

Bj and Coom in mouth is easier to find but still hard, while coom in pussy is near impossible unless you are some oil shiekh hiring those super high end prostitutes.

 

[Deleted member 17419]

Source? Never ever seen anyone getting it through being sucked off. Or statistics that show it.

"You can get syphilis by direct contact with a syphilis sore during vaginal, anal, or oral sex. You can find sores on or around the penis, vagina, or anus, or in the rectum, on the lips, or in the mouth."

"The latent stage of syphilis is a period of time when there are no visible signs or symptoms of syphilis. If you do not receive treatment, you can continue to have syphilis in your body for years without any signs or symptoms."

STD Facts - Syphilis

Syphilis Fact Sheet from CDC. What is syphilis? How common is syphilis? How do people get syphilis? And more...

www.cdc.gov

I'm sure I can dive into it deeper if you wish and provide more substantial sources, but as you can clearly see it's not a controversial claim.

All shit you could get from walking on the streets on a rainy day or kissing/sharing a bottle with someone.

Not really, but point taken, although I would avoid sharing a bottle with anything other than an extremely expensive whore in all but extreme cases.

Just avoid literal human toilets aka whores theory.

 

[PPEcel]

Start with an outcall in a hotel room, wear a condom, remember that you are the customer and stay in control.

incalls are also a decent option, but only if it's in a decent and busy neighbourhood

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

You guys are all making me think escortcelling is fucking worthless and every time i make a thread about this it seems I move away more and more from ever actually doing it.

 

[Mainländer]

"You can get syphilis by direct contact with a syphilis sore during vaginal, anal, or oral sex. You can find sores on or around the penis, vagina, or anus, or in the rectum, on the lips, or in the mouth."

"The latent stage of syphilis is a period of time when there are no visible signs or symptoms of syphilis. If you do not receive treatment, you can continue to have syphilis in your body for years without any signs or symptoms."

STD Facts - Syphilis

Syphilis Fact Sheet from CDC. What is syphilis? How common is syphilis? How do people get syphilis? And more...

www.cdc.gov

I'm sure I can dive into it deeper if you wish and provide more substantial sources, but as you can clearly see it's not a controversial claim.


Not really, but point taken, although I would avoid sharing a bottle with anything other than an extremely expensive whore in all but extreme cases.

Just avoid literal human toilets aka whores theory.

Yes, the best way is being 100% kissless and virgin. But my point is that you won't get something really serious if you keep out of anal sex, unprotected penetration in general and putting your mouth on the foid (could get you throat gonorrhea which is already something quite serious).

 

[VirginAutistManlet]

OK fuck this escortcel shit.

Im going to be handholdless,hugless,kissless,creamepieless,virgin forever.

Cant put my mouth on her?

Cant coom inside of her?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT??????????????

FUCK WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HARD AND HAVE SOME HUGE LIST OF NEGATIVES THAT COME ALONG SIDE WITH IT. EVERYONE MAKES ESCORTCELING OUT TO BE SOME EZPZ LEGIT CHEAT CODE REPLACEMENT, IT SOUNDS FUCKING TERRIBLE.

 

[Deleted member 16624]

Don't know what to tell you man,trial and error.

 

[Shigechi]

OK fuck this escortcel shit.

Im going to be handholdless,hugless,kissless,creamepieless,virgin forever.

Cant put my mouth on her?

Cant coom inside of her?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT??????????????

FUCK WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HARD AND HAVE SOME HUGE LIST OF NEGATIVES THAT COME ALONG SIDE WITH IT. EVERYONE MAKES ESCORTCELING OUT TO BE SOME EZPZ LEGIT CHEAT CODE REPLACEMENT, IT SOUNDS FUCKING TERRIBLE.

Cant put my mouth on her?
Some let you fuck her in the mouth. You have to combine with them. Personally i would never pay a hooker who doesn't do oral sex in me without a condom.

Cant coom inside of her?
Again, you can find whores who do that, but i wouldn't recommend it. It's extremely risky because of diseases and she will charge way more. If you find one, make sure that she's clean.

Resuming, you need to combine the details with the whore first.

 

[Deleted member 17419]

Yes, the best way is being 100% kissless and virgin. But my point is that you won't get something really serious if you keep out of anal sex, unprotected penetration in general and putting your mouth on the foid (could get you throat gonorrhea which is already something quite serious).

Well, depends on how you define really serious, but okay. I think the more brutal aspect to think about in cases like these is how subhumans-by-looks have worse DNA in general almost always, including that which informs the immune system, which will increase the risk of both contracting and developing a full blown actually problematic infection of X by a large amount. Not worth it for my fellow truecels no matter how thirsty they are, tbh, it's over.

And in general JFL at renting Chads lowest grade leftovers at an hyperinflated rate.

OK fuck this escortcel shit.

Based.

 

[Mainländer]

subhumans-by-looks have worse DNA in general almost always

Why do you think so? I really dislike that idea because it legitimizes inceldom as a nonissue. "You're genetic trash, you shouldn't reproduce anyway, deal with it, natural selection teehee". When in fact what makes you an incel is basically looking ugly, not bad genes per se (although there might be some correlation, I'd like to see sources though).

Anecdotical, but my health is better than that from the best-looking guy I know. He has serious gastritis and other problems. But a gl face so of course he isn't an incel.

 

[Deleted member 17419]

Why do you think so? I really dislike that idea because it legitimizes inceldom as a nonissue. "You're genetic trash, you shouldn't reproduce anyway, deal with it, natural selection teehee". When in fact what makes you an incel is basically looking ugly, not bad genes per se (although there might be some correlation, I'd like to see sources though).

The reasons for me thinking as such is mostly anecdotal evidence, ngl. It might be untrustworthy but in my experience (including myself), children growing up who were often sick, and especially for longer periods, were usually the more subhuman specimen. Finding studies on this would probably be difficult, considering the implications of such comparisons of the conducting party of said study, just like you reacted with dislike. It's taboo to talk about subhumanity in this way, after all. I don't really consider whether it legitimizes or not, it just stares at me like harsh truth usually does.

Anecdotical, but my health is better than that from the best-looking guy I know. He has serious gastritis and other problems. But a gl face so of course he isn't an incel.

I can also remember one clear exception from my life like you pointed one out, but as they say, exceptions prove the rule.

But it also makes sense from the perspective of when DNA is taking plentiful damage it would take it as a whole, not just ending up getting a little bit of code for a part of a face to be messed up. Depends on the severity of said truecel. There is a saying in swedish, "One accident rarely comes alone" or something to that effect, which fits well with what I mean here. I am an utter prime example of this, birdcel from an old mother and subhumanity on full display everywhere on me, barely one feature spared facially, JFL. My health is seemingly "okay" since I take care of myself, but who the fuck knows really. Much of getting sick to the point of expressed symptoms also has to do with nutritional aspects and sleep, but it's a tough thing to pin down exactly.

 

[The Incel Decade]

I thought you can creampie all day everyday so long as the woman is on birth control. Was I lied to?

You'd trust a woman? I've never cum in a foid but each time you do you risk 18 years child support whether she tells you she's on the pill or not.

 

[grondilu]

What if she doesn't look anything like her profile pictures, the old bait and switch...

This happened to me several times with escorts.

That's why old-school prostitution is better : windows, streets or brothels.

You should always see the girl before agreeing to anything or going anywhere.