Because she wants to be over it soonest possible, it's a chore for her.
You give me massive fakecel vibes, I could be wrong though.
You give me massive fakecel vibes, I could be wrong though.
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Nah, I think it’s just basically no pectoral muscles. My shoulders are fine but for some reason I have a tiny chest. I tried gymcelling but then I injured myself (possibly an aneurysm) so I can’t do anything until I get it checked out.
Lmao based
What can get infected more easily, your dick or your fingers? (your dick obviously)
Now think about how weird it is that you see sticking your dick into a hole as ok, but sticking your fingers in there is "crossing a line" and disgusting
Also JFL at comparing your fingers to your mouth, your mouth can get infected more easily than your dick and your hands, so the comparison makes no sense
Here's a golden rule:
IF YOU WON'T STICK YOUR FINGERS IN SOMETHING YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T STICK YOUR DICK IN IT EITHER
i havent escortcelled in a awhile (months actually) but paying has made me lazy i guess.
Sometimes, I think escortceling might be better than actually fucking a foid you landed through Tinder or Cold Approach for the simple fact that you DONT have the Burden of performance.
Except if youre a Gig Chad most normie, even after they succesfully landed the girl in their bed, they still gotta know how to fuck a ploop properly; hence they still gotta work EVEN after hooking up with the girl.
Paid whores give you the edge of that you dont have anything to prove, nor any reason to work at all.
My best sessions were when I ask the girl to do all the work while I just laid down, dick up, while she oil massaged my engine and ride it tbh.
Im fucking paying after all.
TBH, my ultimate fantasy is to one day have 3 Japanese Ploop work me over like some of the Porn I watch.
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What’s with the fucking bluepillers lmao
Niiiiice
I want to do that shit too now JFL
Well one thing I've seen in porn I've actually wanted to do is "milking"
The whore basically cock teases you for like an hour or so and does whatever to your shaft and balls and the end result looks like it would feel mind blowing, it literally looks like you end up emptying both of your balls. Ever since I saw that shit I thought about maybe once paying extra to some "special service" whore who will go the extra mile to do this
I'm not doing the "prostate milking" thing though, that goes on to the realm of faggotry, where they use devices and anally penetrate you to stimulate your prostate, they don't even need to stroke your dick to "milk you" that way
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Who fingers a whore TBH
IF YOU WON'T STICK YOUR FINGERS IN SOMETHING YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T STICK YOUR DICK IN IT EITHER
i dont blame her tbh nasty shit
She's not very good at her job tbh. That or she gets plenty of business where she can afford to be a cunt. You want repeat customers and not giving them what they want is a good way to not get that.
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There's a rubber on my dick though.
Your rationalization still doesn't make sense
If I showed you a container full of shit and I gave you two choices
A. Stick your finger in the shit
B. Stick your dick covered in rubber in the shit
I highly doubt you'd go with your dick because "there's rubber on my dick though"
Your argument just doesn't add up, you are acting like a vagina is acid whilst at the same time being willing to stick one of the most prone to infection parts of your body in it
Guys have gotten women pregnant whilst wearing a condom (they break, accidents happen)
Guys have gotten stds while wearing a condom (women self lubricate, if you actually think it isn't possible for vaginal fluids to make their way into your condom with all that rough slapping together of flesh you are kidding, it happens)
So I'll say it again:
IF YOU WON'T STICK YOUR FINGERS IN SOMETHING YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T STICK YOUR DICK IN IT EITHER
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There’s some closeted gaycels here. Like, why the fuck would I ever want to touch a vagina??? Absolute mystery. Not like my brain is wired to want to be as close to one as possible.
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I'd stick my dick in it with rubber on it.
Besides you are a cuck. Why would you finger a foid? Fingering, licking is all for the food's pleasure, not yours. It's doubly stupid if you are paying for it.
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Yes because there’s nothing more pleasurable to a foid than an incel jamming his fingers inside of her lmao
You are giving some NPC tier responses dude, what you just said doesn't mean anything, you literally could have replied with "ok" and it would have had the same effect
Dude I'd bet the guys saying this shit haven't even been in a room with a naked woman, they don't understand the animal impluses that take place
When you are a man period with a woman there ready and willing to fuck, you will lose yourself in the lust and the experience of it, and that's just regular men
All the guys here talking shit about "eeewwww vaginas" don't get that when their sex starved asses are in a room with a naked woman they are going to go berserk, they are going to do things and ask to do things they never thought they would
Not only that but the curiosity alone is going to make you want to finger her, just to know what it feels like
I basically made a thread about this common retarded mindset I see with incels
I don't understand why you'd let a whore order you around and control you like that. When she said that why didn't you bare minimum slap the fuck out of her to remind her of her place and role?
This. I've been told not to as well when I saw one
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@BlkPillPres you're a low IQ gay faggot who tries to make himself sound smart and fails. When I fuck hookers, I couldn't give two shits about them moaning. I hate that fake shit. In fact I find myself getting off on them grimacing and being uncomfortable and still having to take it because they want the sweet sweet cash. You aren't fully blackpilled and that's your problem. You still seek validation through foids. You will never find it. True validation is knowing that they loathe you with every fiber of their being and still have to submit. That is the greatest high. Until you find it and embrace it, you will always be a cuck.
Now on the subject of sticking dicks and fingers into things. I ain't sticking a goddamn thing into a hooker unless it's got a rubber on it. Simple as that. I wouldn't even kiss the GFE ones. I used to, but I smartened up. Never even had a single VD scare. Now sure, sticking a finger in a hooker constitutes a pretty low VD chance, but who the fuck knows, so fuck it. Again, fingering and going down is just for foids' pleasure. I got no time for that. I'm there to get off and kick her the fuck out when I'm done, and she better be quick enough to dress so she doesn't end up getting kicked out naked.
Now on the subject of sticking dicks and fingers into things. I ain't sticking a goddamn thing into a hooker unless it's got a rubber on it. Simple as that. I wouldn't even kiss the GFE ones. I used to, but I smartened up. Never even had a single VD scare. Now sure, sticking a finger in a hooker constitutes a pretty low VD chance, but who the fuck knows, so fuck it. Again, fingering and going down is just for foids' pleasure. I got no time for that. I'm there to get off and kick her the fuck out when I'm done, and she better be quick enough to dress so she doesn't end up getting kicked out naked.
Lol sure bro
What do you think is more traumatizing to a female rape victim?
A. Feeling pain and discomfort
B. Feeling pleasure and enjoying it a bit
Do you know where I'm going with this?, if you don't you are an idiot
Your logic is flawed
An incel making a whore feel pleasure disturbs and frustrates her even more than an incel making her feel pain, its much easier to cope with the experience if you can associate it with feelings of pain and discomfort because then you don't feel disgusted with yourself, you don't feel truly violated
I think you need to start using at least two brain cells and rethink this whole thing lol
Making a whore feel pleasure is true submission, because you are making her experiencing something she doesn't want to experience with you. Whores want you to fuck them the way you already prefer doing because then they can go home to their boyfriends and feel "safe and loved", and associate those relationships and sexual interactions with "pleasure" and "happiness"
It allows them to cope and mentally separate "their job" from "their sex life"
If you make a whore orgasm you completely destroy that dynamic, you are basically raping her, its the closest you can get to rape without having to deal with the police
So making a whore orgasm is definitely on my list
Enjoy your "making them grimace and feeling uncomfortable" method though
, you are definitely punishing these whores in the worst way possibleI swear a lot of you guys have such a huge ego, you speak as if you pleasuring a woman is some kind of positive thing, like she should be grateful, you must actually think very highly of yourself
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The state of "inceldom" on this subreddit in 2020. Fakecels out!
Imagine being cucked enough to pay to stick your fingers in a dirty used likely diseased fuck hole that had been cummed in tons of times
That’s pretty retarded. You literally PAID her and she still has the audacity to tell you to stop. You should have the right to do whatever you please with the escort.
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Your hand looks much better in that pic than the pics you posted in the OP of this thread imo.
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Because that’s my left hand. It’s my right hand that’s fucked at the moment.
Keep crying and venting on threads while i try out escorts after corona.
Not bragging, you cant report me bec. (And you can't expect the mods to ban escortcels.)
Bec;
Bragging: to speak too proudly about what you have done or what you own.
PersonA: I'm very hungry.
PersonB: Hmm me too, im gonna get some food later.
PersonA can't take this as brag. Bec. personB is not talking about something he has done or something he owns.
Same goes with if i mention "planning to escort maxx". Just wanted to make this disclaimer to protect myself.
If you are an incel there is nothing more normal than wanting to fuck a whore. I wish i could try it for free but its not that much of an issue to pay tbh.
Im not against people who say they dont want to spend their money for escorts. But you say escortcels should get banned. Bec. it makes you a non-celibate therefore you can't be in-cel. I don't agree, bec. your definition completely ruins the whole concept of inceldom.
(Lets say average escort costs 100 dollars.)
Well, in your definition you are 100 dollars away from being a non incel. And i guess you probably have 100 dollars. Then, you have to spend it on an escort bec. you are in-cel. (involuntary)
In your definition the real incels are virgin people who don't have 100 dollars to spend.
Normally, the thing we lack is looks but in your definition we incels only lack 100 dollars for escorts.
Cuz cant be an incel when you are fucking escorts right
? What a gate keeping weasel!!
I think you have actual warts.
Use coconut oil instead.
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Over for bioshock 1 plasmid handcels
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@BlkPillPres the entire universe hasn't seen a bigger retard and coper than you, buddy boyo.
You look like you have large wrists
JFL, no response for the last comment I made?
Fingering her was turning her on too much and she didnt want to orgasm.. You Chad
Why is everyone throwing rocks at OP, I would love to finger tbh.
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Slightly below average
from what I remember they’re just under 7 inches and the average is 7.25. I am really skinny though (155lbs at 6’0) so maybe that’s why. If the averages were taken in the US then there were probably a lot of obese guys.
I want to finger a whore now
Escortcels are not humans
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Why do you think this??
Because only truecels are human
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Oh ok
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