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Serious Escort help

Antisocialloner

Antisocialloner

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I'm seriously considering hiring an escort for the first time ever by early November. This particular foid calls herself a masseuse and provides massage and sexual services for $70. She even has a website to book the appointment. Is this trustworthy or is it a potential sting??????? Also, any tips on how to remain calm during the meetup? Thanks brocels from a fellow Truecel.
 
@PPEcel help a fellowcel out.
 
Thanks for trying to help wizardcel. I may say fuck it and risk the arrest
I've been wanting to escortcel, but I don't want to risk a hefty fine or time in jail for a literal whore (Even if the probability of getting caught is low). I will travel to a place where it's legal if I'm going to do it.
 
Make sure you see the goods before you part with any money is a good starting place. I've ended up with skanky asian hoes and it wasn't much fun plus it was a waste of money which could have been better spent on someone better looking. Sift through review sites to check out her ratings. Also, finally, maybe think of having a drink beforehand. Not too many mind you.

Good luck and godspeed.
 
Don't do it. $70 sounds extremely cheap -- if it is too good to be true it usually is. The fact that she has appointments directly booked on the website makes it worse, as if she's trying to keep elaborate electronic records.
 
It's never safe to hire an escort. If it's at your place, she can steal stuff. If it's at her place, she can do anything she wants with you. (rob you, etc)
To make matters worse, she may even have a pimp, so you can't do shit.
 
Don't do it. $70 sounds extremely cheap -- if it is too good to be true it usually is. The fact that she has appointments directly booked on the website makes it worse, as if she's trying to keep elaborate electronic records.

Good point. Although she has an IG with normie-type posts (one post even promotes her business with a satisfied Chad that just got a massage done by her) and the website records supposedly is for checking if you're a sex offender beforehand. I think I may back out once again though. Thx for the insight.
It's never safe to hire an escort. If it's at your place, she can steal stuff. If it's at her place, she can do anything she wants with you. (rob you, etc)
To make matters worse, she may even have a pimp, so you can't do shit.

This would take place in a motel. Although she hosts too
I've been wanting to escortcel, but I don't want to risk a hefty fine or time in jail for a literal whore (Even if the probability of getting caught is low). I will travel to a place where it's legal if I'm going to do it.

High IQ
 
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Good point. Although she has an IG with normie-type posts (one post even promotes her business with a satisfied Chad that just got a massage done by her) and the website records supposedly is for checking if you're a sex offender beforehand. I think I may back out once again though. Thx for the insight.
Wait for the COVID thing to end, save some cash and spend a week in Europe
 

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