Venting [ERfuel] i fucking shit myself this morning

[zerozerozero]

id been laying in bed a few hours after waking up,, and my cats are meowing at me because theyre hungry,, so i get up to feed them,, and ive taken about 2 steps,, and i fart,, then fart again .
but the second one was not a fart. i immediately feel my boxers sticking to my ass .must have taken more than half an hour to wipe the shit off my ass and then another half hour in the shower. and i had to throw out my favourite boxers. what a great way to start the day

 

[Adolf Hitler]

 

[CRASH THE CUCK]

get your gf to clean your shit up

 

[BornToLose]

Shit happens.

 

[PLA1092]

never began for IBScels

 

[Med Anime]

what a shitty situation

 

[POINT AND LAUGH]

but the second one was not a fart. i immediately feel my boxers sticking to my ass .must have taken more than half an hour to wipe the shit off my ass and then another half hour in the shower. and i had to throw out my favourite boxers. what a great way to start the day

it's finished

 

[Antifem Lord]

Shit happens OP

 

[currycel⁰]

get your gf to clean your shit up

 

[Gutless]

You sound like a fatass

 

[Cletus Longthing]

Lmaoo
Over

 

[Govid_Dorious]

Joined Mar 20, 2018
Last seen Mar 20, 2023

 

[Mrugly420]

Over for shitpantcels.

 

[92 drowsiness?]

Perma over

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Brutal shit

 

[8CbZA-kHFu6pFgE*]

ovER for pantshittingcels

 

[Glerforpus]

How shitty

 

[Mrugly420]

And ppl call my posts retarded. JFL, how r u a grown man shitting on yourself

 

[LDARbeforeROPE]

id been laying in bed a few hours after waking up,, and my cats are meowing at me because theyre hungry,, so i get up to feed them,, and ive taken about 2 steps,, and i fart,, then fart again .
but the second one was not a fart. i immediately feel my boxers sticking to my ass .must have taken more than half an hour to wipe the shit off my ass and then another half hour in the shower. and i had to throw out my favourite boxers. what a great way to start the day

Lol

 

[Govid_Dorious]

[ERfuel] i fucking shit myself this morning​

I shit myself this morning.

The west has fallen.
Millions must die.