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ER is in Valhalla

First loss

First loss

I call unto the Lady of the Night
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When people die in combat, half of them is taken by Odin and lead to Valhalla and half of them is taken by Freya and lead to Folkvangr. Since no woman would chose Elliot, it is just natural that he has gone to Valhalla.

Can you imagine him, sitting there with the gods, sipping on vanilla latte from a horn? I can.
 
A nice Valhalla latte.
 
No, he was a mongrel.
 
Here's a rare tape of his arrival in Valhalla

 
When people die in combat, half of them is taken by Odin and lead to Valhalla and half of them is taken by Freya and lead to Folkvangr. Since no woman would chose Elliot, it is just natural that he has gone to Valhalla.

Can you imagine him, sitting there with the gods, sipping on vanilla latte from a horn? I can.
No he is not in "Valhalla"

He died a coward's death by killing himself. He didn't die on the battlefield in a glorious blaze.

"No woman chose him"

Bullshit, he was no Chad but he wasn't a sub5 human either. He was a fakecel piece of shit who was entitled to wanting 9-10 foids. Dude lived in California and you're going to tell me that weren't sub6 foids who wanted to fuck him? Just lol
 
This man gets it.
Reddit cucc
 
Elliot had bigger cojones than anyone on this forum. Recognize a real don when you see one.

Those that mock and disparage St. Elliot should be banned tbh.
 
Elliot had bigger cojones than anyone on this forum. Recognize a real don when you see one.

Those that mock and disparage St. Elliot should be banned tbh.
He was a brave lad. It takes courage to do that tbh. That's why he is now sipping on vanilla latte and riding trough Asgard on Fenris-wolf.
 
There is no Odin or Valhalla, he is currently sitting at the right hand of Blackops2cel.
 
I wish I could have witnessed him
 
Provided you do the same thing as he did. Only the worthy can be carried to Valhalla by the Allfather.
The day will come and I hope it will be glorious enough for everyone to witness me
 
May he dine in victory before battle with the normaloids. Aye, may St. Elliot and St.Cho bless us as the living await their return in the middle of Ragnacock.
Chosbeforehoes
 
ACCEPT OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR ELLIOT RODGER :feelsree::feelsree::feelsree:
 

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