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Epic story I found a while back

rotting-alone

rotting-alone

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> be me
> 22 yr old virgin with a deviant mind
> Stacey was bitch to me in high school
> find out through social media that Stacey now works as a waitress at some small coffee shop
> her older sister owns the coffee shop
> stealth mission time

> | go to the coffee shop
> it's a small privately owned place, still has a fair amount of traffic though
> only like, 5 people working. All college-age girls.
> 2 at the counter, 2 cleaning tables and Stacey just faffing about at the cup/napkin area.
> I've had horrible stomach/colon issues for the past few days

> order a coffee
> drink it
> head to washroom
> make sure no one is around
> Instead of using the toilet like a normal man, | go African-style
> squat on the fucking floor, in the space between the toilet and the door of the stall
> unleash the dankest, dirtiest, nastiest, stanky flurry of diarrea-poop ever

> mfw im taking the shit
> my brown goop is all over the floor, liquidy and just a giant puddle
> looks like brown spinach casserole
> smells like putrid cancer

> quietly exit
> leave the shop as if nothing happened
> mission success
> 1 of these 5 cunts will have to clean that up
> have fun, bitches


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Holy shit that's great. Quality post. Imagine if the bitch Stacy had to clean it up.
 
Odds are they waited until Mr. Venezuela came in to clean it up.
 
One of the best revenge stories I've heard in a long time.
 
Nice work OP
 
Reading this shit is like having an orgasm.
 

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