Epic story I found a while back

[rotting-alone]

> be me
> 22 yr old virgin with a deviant mind
> Stacey was bitch to me in high school
> find out through social media that Stacey now works as a waitress at some small coffee shop
> her older sister owns the coffee shop
> stealth mission time

> | go to the coffee shop
> it's a small privately owned place, still has a fair amount of traffic though
> only like, 5 people working. All college-age girls.
> 2 at the counter, 2 cleaning tables and Stacey just faffing about at the cup/napkin area.
> I've had horrible stomach/colon issues for the past few days

> order a coffee
> drink it
> head to washroom
> make sure no one is around
> Instead of using the toilet like a normal man, | go African-style
> squat on the fucking floor, in the space between the toilet and the door of the stall
> unleash the dankest, dirtiest, nastiest, stanky flurry of diarrea-poop ever

> mfw im taking the shit
> my brown goop is all over the floor, liquidy and just a giant puddle
> looks like brown spinach casserole
> smells like putrid cancer

> quietly exit
> leave the shop as if nothing happened
> mission success
> 1 of these 5 cunts will have to clean that up
> have fun, bitches

 

[Kointo1]

Holy shit that's great. Quality post. Imagine if the bitch Stacy had to clean it up.

 

[Grotesque]

Odds are they waited until Mr. Venezuela came in to clean it up.

 

[Minjaze]

One of the best revenge stories I've heard in a long time.

 

[asdf1234]

Nice work OP

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Reading this shit is like having an orgasm.