D. B. Gooner
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I used to convince myself I didn't hate chads because it's not their fault they're superior to me.
But fuck that I'll let my envy define me, I wish a painful death to anyone taller and/or better looking than me. In fact if you have a single facial feature better than mine, I hope you die, even if I otherwise mog you.
Wider smile? You've ruined my day.
Nicer cheekbones? You've ruined my day. Better undereye support? You've ruined my day.
Better social skills? You've ruined my day. Denser hair? You've ruined my day.
Larger penis? You've ruined my day.
Envy is the feeling that has been overpowering all others lately, other than despair of course.
But fuck that I'll let my envy define me, I wish a painful death to anyone taller and/or better looking than me. In fact if you have a single facial feature better than mine, I hope you die, even if I otherwise mog you.
Wider smile? You've ruined my day.
Nicer cheekbones? You've ruined my day. Better undereye support? You've ruined my day.
Better social skills? You've ruined my day. Denser hair? You've ruined my day.
Larger penis? You've ruined my day.
Envy is the feeling that has been overpowering all others lately, other than despair of course.





