Today, while I was cleaning my house at three o'clock in the morning, as I live in a shitty third world country that doesn't have water, I saw a slut entering a neighbor's house and I thought.... they must probably be having a lot of sex while I'm here sleepy and tired, and I felt very jealous, because these cows don't even stop to talk to me, they give attention and sex to everyone, but not to me
