From Wikipedia:
"He usually expects misfortune to happen to him, accepts it when it does and rarely even tries to prevent it."
(replace the letter A by love and the rabbit by a homeless chad)
"When Christopher Robin shows him the letter "A," Eeyore does not understand its meaning, knowing only that "it means learning," something he desperately wants to be seen as having, but he angrily destroys the letter after finding that Rabbit (who is quite literate) knows about it already."
"He is the most reluctant to go along with their plans or adventures, but does not oppose them because he believes it to be futile to try"
(incels-chads alliance reference)
"Eeyore has developed a close friendship with Tigger. Despite their opposite personalities, Eeyore's passive nature and Tigger's optimism and outgoingness help them to accept each other's flaws and understand each other better."
"Eeyore sometimes has an uncharacteristic smile."
